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By *ackformore100 OP Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town

It's wetter than a fishes wet bits.

Lower than a snakes belly

Hotter than Satan's bollocks

You get the idea. What comparisons have made you chuckle.?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 23 weeks ago

Southampton

About as much use as a fart in a windmill

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By *r MzchiefMan 23 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Wet as an otters pocket

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By *hat.coupleCouple 23 weeks ago

Dartford

As sweaty as an Arabs flip flop

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By *hat.coupleCouple 23 weeks ago

Dartford

Bigger than a clowns pocket

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By *affron40Woman 23 weeks ago

manchester

As useful as a chocolate fire guard

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By *ir tootMan 23 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

As dumb as a rock?

Though id argue rocks are occasionally more smarter then most sometimes.

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By *hat.coupleCouple 23 weeks ago

Dartford

Taller than a tall thing. Somwtimes the simple ones are the best

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By *hat.coupleCouple 23 weeks ago

Dartford

Oooo I remembered another one I heard, as crazy as a box of frogs.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

As usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *ackformore100 OP Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town

Covered in more spunk than a plasterers radio

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By *elix SightedMan 23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thick as pigshit. Uttered surprisingly often.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 23 weeks ago

Southampton

"Thick as pigshit. Uttered surprisingly often."

My particular favourite is... thick as pig shit and twice as lumpy 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

"It's like pissing against the wind."

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