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Vert British Exaggerations. What would you add

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By *usman 199 OP Man 27 weeks ago

Stockport

The queue was a mile long

The wind nearly blew me away .

Think of anymore.

Happy weekends everyone

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By *eliWoman 27 weeks ago

I really like British downplaying.

I do it a lot.

Like I'm rather excited. Quite fond of. Slightly irritated.

It's a tangent but one that amuses me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

FFS… its been forever since I found a decent cock…

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

I've just spent an hour flattering the bugger

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

I literally killed myself laughing then literally died of embarrassment

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By *lik and PaulCouple 27 weeks ago

cahoots

"I really like British downplaying.

I do it a lot.

Like I'm rather excited. Quite fond of. Slightly irritated.

It's a tangent but one that amuses me.

Reminds me of..."how are you?" "Not too bad"....https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7d79Knc8p4

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

He was off his tits

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 27 weeks ago

London

I have been waiting for ages

British Fab exaggeration I can breath through my ears

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

British Fab exaggeration : "I will try anything once" or "I have already tried most things"

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By *elix SightedMan 27 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I pissed myself laughing

I fucked her brains out

I was shitting myself

He was absolutely flying along

He’s hard as nails

You’re the best shag I’ve ever had (please stop this ladies, I’m often not on top form)

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Hung like a donkey

Tits to die for

Pussy that tastes like heaven….

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By *till gameMan 27 weeks ago

Oldham

That was the longest day evvvvver

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

Pussy that tastes like heaven….

How do you know it doesn't ?

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Pussy that tastes like heaven….

How do you know it doesn't ?

Haha.

How do they know it does

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

Pussy that tastes like heaven….

How do you know it doesn't ?

Haha.

How do they know it does

I don't think all pussies taste the same. So heaven must have different zones. Maybe one for dead fish.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 27 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll go to the foot of our stairs. Has anyone ever actually done this as a mark of surprise?

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

You could have knocked me over with a feather

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

I was green with envy

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By *ffervescentMan 27 weeks ago

winfrith

mines a whopper

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

It's raining cats and dogs

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

"mines a whopper"

Is that a Burger King order ?

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By *ed OpiumWoman 27 weeks ago

Never Never Land

it went on forever

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By *till gameMan 27 weeks ago

Oldham

At the speed of lightning ⚡️

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By *till gameMan 27 weeks ago

Oldham

Who left the big light on ?

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here 💡

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By *cottish guy 555Man 27 weeks ago

London

For the millionth time, stop exaggerating.

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple 27 weeks ago

Colchester

I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey

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By *abluesbabyMan 27 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

I've told you a million times before about exaggerating

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 27 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Literally .......

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By *layful HarlequinMan 27 weeks ago

iver heath

You don’t say

That didn’t turn out quite the way I thought it would

Raining cats and dogs

It’s pissing it down out there

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By *layful HarlequinMan 27 weeks ago

iver heath

I haven’t the time or the crayons to explain it to you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 27 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Some people simply don't understand the word 'exaggeration' - literally

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By *ooBulMan 27 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Something to highlight lack of motivation & a good fain/disguise:

"I'm that excited I don't know if I should have an "S" or a "W"...."

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By *ffervescentMan 27 weeks ago

winfrith

"mines a whopper

Is that a Burger King order ?"
yes but that's an exaggeration too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

May I ask you a question ?

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

“Awful weather” when we have the most benign and temperate climate possible

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