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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cum on ladies wots the best way to chat u up the best way to get ur attention in a bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clear and precise english

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a poem that has never failed to get me in a ladies knickers.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife so get in the fucking van!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a poem that has never failed to get me in a ladies knickers.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife so get in the fucking van!!"

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By *leasurexxWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have a poem that has never failed to get me in a ladies knickers.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife so get in the fucking van!!"

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By *roticRoseWoman over a year ago

Woking

I had a guy say to me ...

"my ears are cold, can I warm them up between your legs?"

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By *ea and SugarCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"I had a guy say to me ...

"my ears are cold, can I warm them up between your legs?"

That must have done the trick, surely??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab an ice cube from her or your drink, smash it on the bar and then say ' now we've broken the ice, wanna dance? '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd never use a chat up line on a girl as frankly I find them naff. Personally if I wanted to get a girls attention (and this would be REALLY out of character for me to make the first move) then I'd simply approach her slowly and simply say 'do you mind if I say something?' and tell her I reckon she's gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never use a chat up line on a girl as frankly I find them naff. Personally if I wanted to get a girls attention (and this would be REALLY out of character for me to make the first move) then I'd simply approach her slowly and simply say 'do you mind if I say something?' and tell her I reckon she's gorgeous."

Original lol

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By *ed 16Man over a year ago

Ulverston/Manchester

Do you have chlamydia?

Do you want it?

Do you come with a paper bag?

Don't normally go for girls with hairy armpits but you'll do!

Right now your a 6 at least 3 more pints and you'll be a 8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just say hey , when she looks at me I look blankly at her whatever she says after that point I say is that the best chat up line you have, you were in with a chance but you blew it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clear and precise english

At up duck, fancy half a bitter and a snog??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this hanky smell of ryohipnol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excuse me but do you know CPR?.....

Because you just took my breath away!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this hanky smell of ryohipnol

Smell it and see lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull."

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull."

Bogs are over there pal

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

I think one of the best was some guy asking my sister if she knew the difference between a chicken drumstick and a cock. She said no, he replied would you like to come on a picnic with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull.

Bogs are over there pal

Flattered but I don't swing that way ta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs

"No"

Neither do I but it broke the ice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever kissed a parrot?

No? But I bet you've sucked a cockatoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like jewellery? Get your mouth around this its a fuckin gem!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull."

You don't say

very good luck with that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Original lol

I'm not trying to be original, I'm trying to pull.

You don't say

very good luck with that!"

All the luck in the world won't get him laid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez sexy brain is getting an unnecessary hammering?! The greatest chat up line ever ain't gonna instantly pull, it's just a conversation starter and its where you go from there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

I say I need measuring for a 9 inch steel cock ring can you help please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeez sexy brain is getting an unnecessary hammering?! The greatest chat up line ever ain't gonna instantly pull, it's just a conversation starter and its where you go from there. "

Really? Just people giving an opinion I thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Result

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Jeez sexy brain is getting an unnecessary hammering?! The greatest chat up line ever ain't gonna instantly pull, it's just a conversation starter and its where you go from there. "

Mmmmm could get my claws into that yummy bum xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm could get my claws into that yummy bum xxxx

Now that's a good chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Cum on ladies wots the best way to chat u up the best way to get ur attention in a bar"

''Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'' From Gone with the Wind...that in itself would make me want to rise up to the challenge...Sorry for the side talks OP xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Nothing better than a good throbbing in between my legs... 0-100 in 7s...thats what I need xx you're both welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Talking about Cumming already are you, not even had coffee yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually just hand the lass a drink and say "does this taste of rohypnol to you"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Talking about Cumming already are you, not even had coffee yet lol

Can we skip the coffee??

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I usually just hand the lass a drink and say "does this taste of rohypnol to you"? "

So your way to get a shag is to give a lady a date rape drung!! charming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Nothing better than a good throbbing in between my legs... 0-100 in 7s...thats what I need xx you're both welcome

When do you want us??

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Nothing better than a good throbbing in between my legs... 0-100 in 7s...thats what I need xx you're both welcome

When do you want us??

On the starting blocks...ready and willing...bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did once get asked 'do you swallow the custard?'

I questioned his parentage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Talking about Cumming already are you, not even had coffee yet lol

Can we skip the coffee??

Not likely cheapskate, you're paying lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Nothing better than a good throbbing in between my legs... 0-100 in 7s...thats what I need xx you're both welcome

When do you want us??

On the starting blocks...ready and willing...bring it on!

Yeah yeah, only had a wink from you, get messaging me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I usually just hand the lass a drink and say "does this taste of rohypnol to you"?

So your way to get a shag is to give a lady a date rape drung!! charming

Well, if she tastes it after i've asked her to, she ain't no fuckin lady!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I did once get asked 'do you swallow the custard?'

I questioned his parentage!

Lmaoooooooooooo and I need Tena ladies now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are not needed when you have a cheeky smile and a naughty glint in your eye, that's enough to moisten the dryest of ladies bits

Because they'll be laughing so much they wee themselves? lol.

I'll bring the tenna's

You can't buy me lol

You're free???

Not tonight lol

Ya dumped

Oi!! respect!!

Yeah dee, respect my ass

AND the bike if you will!!! your ass can wait its turn

We come as a couple I'm affraid, a pair of throbbers

Talking about Cumming already are you, not even had coffee yet lol

Can we skip the coffee??

Not likely cheapskate, you're paying lol

Can we share a small costa??

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By *rnmrsgCouple over a year ago

coalville

I once heard this chat up line . I hope you've got pet insurance because I would like to hammer your pussy . LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once heard this chat up line . I hope you've got pet insurance because I would like to hammer your pussy . LOL"

And the follow up if knocked back? "cos it keeps shittin on my lawn".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me: What fucks like a tiger and winks ?

Woman: I don't know!

Me: ( I look at her and wink )

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By *quirrelMan over a year ago

East Manchester

Used this one a few times

Approach the lady and say

"You can help make me a millionaire tonite"

How? She would ask.

Because if any of these other people saw me leaving with the most beautiful woman in the place they would say either he has a massive cock or he has lots of money, well they would only be half right as my lottery numbers haven't been drawn yet.

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