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Do chicks think about sex in the supermarket?
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Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
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"Do chicks think about sex in the supermarket?
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Can just hear the tannoy announcement:
"Would a cleaner report to checkout 3 to clean up after the young lady who just had sex on the conveyor belt." |
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"Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
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Have you been following me around Tesco? |
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"Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
Have you been following me around Tesco?"
Depends…
Can this be used as evidence? |
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"Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
Have you been following me around Tesco?"
Which days do you shop lol |
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"Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
Have you been following me around Tesco?
Depends…
Can this be used as evidence?"
No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?)  |
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"Well?
I know I do.
I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…
“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”
Have you been following me around Tesco?
Depends…
Can this be used as evidence?
No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?) "
Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already  |
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Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already
Hang on this has gone wrong! I'm meant to be luring you, not the other way round right??"
It’s like my ultimate supermarket daydreams.
*scoops her up officer and gentlemen style and walks out of the revolving doors without banging her head to much applause * |
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By *a LunaWoman 14 weeks ago
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Yeah we often walk past the fruit and veg and rearrange the satsumas with the cucumbers to give off the “Need dick!” signal.
Then we wait for a hero to come along.
🎶 With the strength to get it on…..🎶 |
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I used to go with my dad to pick day old chicks up from the station, I wonder in Tesco deliver now 🤔
