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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc? |
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By *bi HaiveMan 15 weeks ago
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"
Do cucumbers and butternut squashes count? 🤔
*not for me....obvs..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?
Do cucumbers and butternut squashes count? 🤔
*not for me....obvs....."
You strike me as more of an aubergine person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?
I wonder if they need to check your age for them?"
Imagine the till screaming at you while you’re holding a clit massager  |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?
I wonder if they need to check your age for them?"
Interesting point. Is there an age of consent for dildos? I've never considered that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?
I wonder if they need to check your age for them?
Interesting point. Is there an age of consent for dildos? I've never considered that."
You’re asking the right questions |
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I've never bought sex toys there but I was teaching a lesson on condom use overseas where such things as prosthetics didn't exist.
At the checkout I bought: 50 cucumbers and about 100 condoms.
Plus lots of cling film to wrap over the eyes and vaseline to rub over the top to obscure vision in an attempt to emulate getting d*unk.
It was a fun lesson but I did get a lot of pointed looks in the supermarket (esp when I told the chap at checkout I had a busy night planned)  |
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By *hubs101Man 15 weeks ago
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"Im only visiting crawley i haven’t been to the tesco down here but i know the Lichfield one is stocked up "
Surely the Lichfield clientele are to "upmarket" to shop in Tesco's for sex toys? Do Waitrose sell them? 🤔😅 |
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"
Thought this was a wind up! However also on Tesco website is a Lovehoney Frisky Rabbit vibrator for £25! You'll get Tesco points with that...every little helps  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"Im only visiting crawley i haven’t been to the tesco down here but i know the Lichfield one is stocked up
Surely the Lichfield clientele are to "upmarket" to shop in Tesco's for sex toys? Do Waitrose sell them? 🤔😅"
😂 waitrose will definitely have them in the back the only difference will be that its a moet brand penis pump lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?
Thought this was a wind up! However also on Tesco website is a Lovehoney Frisky Rabbit vibrator for £25! You'll get Tesco points with that...every little helps "
If you want a decent laugh read the reviews |
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I bought a little bullet vibrator froma supermarket. I was on my way to party and my stockings laddered so stopped for more. Went to tesco self check out wearing a leather dress and very hight stilettos and purchasing a bottle of asti a bullet vibrator a pair of lace top hold ups and a box of condoms. It was around 7.30 on a Saturday night. The poor guy of about 23 didnt know where to look when he came to verify my age. 😂😂.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"I bought a little bullet vibrator froma supermarket. I was on my way to party and my stockings laddered so stopped for more. Went to tesco self check out wearing a leather dress and very hight stilettos and purchasing a bottle of asti a bullet vibrator a pair of lace top hold ups and a box of condoms. It was around 7.30 on a Saturday night. The poor guy of about 23 didnt know where to look when he came to verify my age. 😂😂. "
I think this is the answer we were all looking for lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.
One aisle over from the back to school stuff!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.
One aisle over from the back to school stuff!
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Well atleast my tesco puts them by the toiletries 😂 |
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"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?"
Knowing my luck, it wouldn't scan; or be recognised by the weighing scale, then of course, I'd have to have the assistant come over to deal with it.
I swear that the self-checkouts deliberately fail when you buy lubes or condoms or anti-diarrhoea tablets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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I know the feeling all to well or the till will start screaming just to alert the people around you. I feel like you have to go to a tesco that isnt your local |
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"
Boots often sell their toys for a reduced price.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 15 weeks ago
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"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?
Boots often sell their toys for a reduced price.
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I didn’t know boots had toys i must live in a box |
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"I bought a little bullet vibrator froma supermarket. I was on my way to party and my stockings laddered so stopped for more. Went to tesco self check out wearing a leather dress and very hight stilettos and purchasing a bottle of asti a bullet vibrator a pair of lace top hold ups and a box of condoms. It was around 7.30 on a Saturday night. The poor guy of about 23 didnt know where to look when he came to verify my age. 😂😂.
I think this is the answer we were all looking for lol"
It wasnt my local one so it made me laugh. |
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"The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.
One aisle over from the back to school stuff!
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😂
Bonus points.
I’ve noticed that things like that in supermarkets but not looked too closely so far. |
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