"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either? 
Ooh you could become superwoman and make random holes in the walls  "
She already is a super woman.  |
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Ooh you could become superwoman and make random holes in the walls "
I could but I'm too lazy 🥳 |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics "
It's an improvement on breakdancing, for sure. |
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do. 
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape  "
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words  |
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words "
Tut tut.
Give me 50 pressups right now.
.
.
Make it 5 pressups |
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words
Tut tut.
Give me 50 pressups right now.
.
.
Make it 5 pressups "
I can do 20 while I wait for the kettle to boil 😂 |
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words
Tut tut.
Give me 50 pressups right now.
.
.
Make it 5 pressups
I can do 20 while I wait for the kettle to boil 😂"
You've always impressed me.  |
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