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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Looking through some threads and reading comments I’ve realised that sometimes (often) we frequent sex shops, online stores or other alternative locations, buy toys in the heat of the moment but sadly they don’t lose their cherries.
What have you bought in a rush of blood that you’ve not used yet? What lurks in the bottom of ‘that drawer’ that is waiting for the right moment? |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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Just before the Lockdown I went to the L.A.M and bought some nice impact play pieces that have remained untouched. I know at some point I will get to use them but not found the right masochist sub yet. |
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By *NGthe2ndWoman 26 weeks ago
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I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off!
As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind.
Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off!
As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind.
Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! "
Omg I'm peeing myself with laughter
I think we've all been there!! |
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By *NGthe2ndWoman 26 weeks ago
Here and there |
"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off!
As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind.
Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now!
Omg I'm peeing myself with laughter
I think we've all been there!! "
Yep  |
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"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off!
As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind.
Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! "
😂😂😂 |
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With me it’s usually buying/booking my place for a social at the other end of the country.
I book a place because I want to go along, but then when the time comes all sorts of things can get in the way. Usually work. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions…
It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope"
Se this is why i don't buy any - how on earth do you know what size to get! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions…
It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope
Se this is why i don't buy any - how on earth do you know what size to get! "
They’re usually in set sizes of small/medium/large. Once you know those sizes, it’s easy.
Just avoid the oh holy fuck size |
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"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions…
It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope"
I'm terrible for not looking at the dimensions.
The only unused toy I've got is a dildo which is giant enough to double as a doorstop. I keep it at the side of the bed to use it as a cosh if anyone ever breaks into the flat.
Otherwise if I've got it, I'm going to use it! |
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Heat of the moment purchase, when porn told me things were a good idea, a big dildo 11 inch girth xl weapon of a cock. It hurts to use so it just lives in the box.
What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? |
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By *vaRose43Woman 26 weeks ago
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"Spreader bar
I really want to use one of these during sex so either we need to have sex or I need to have your spreader bar. "
It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Didn’t think about that when making the purchase 🤣 |
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"Heat of the moment purchase, when porn told me things were a good idea, a big dildo 11 inch girth xl weapon of a cock. It hurts to use so it just lives in the box.
What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? "
Lovehoney used to have a rabbit amnesty where they'd give you points for returning anything that buzzed, even if it didn't originally come from them. Sadly they don't do any recycling now.
The natural love company will take used electrical toys back for recycling but only if you buy a toy from them.
Ann Summers will take back their own electronic toys in store but it's not discreet and only covers their toys (and the one time I tried it in Chester they wanted my original receipt which, after 7 years, I obviously didnt have).
99% of them will end up in landfill. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home.
Snooker cue case.
Photography tripod carrier.
Golf bag.
Architect’s drawing tube.
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This is how I carry my impact toys around.
My spreader bar comes apart into three sections though…
Just an FYI for any interested parties |
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"Heat of the moment purchase, when porn told me things were a good idea, a big dildo 11 inch girth xl weapon of a cock. It hurts to use so it just lives in the box.
What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? "
When I was in rehab I told my mum to get rid of everything I had which was alot and she just put them in the normal black bin |
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What I’m wearing in my profile picture. I wore it to take the photos. My nipple jewellery got caught in the chain. It was a very tense few minutes.
Now designed to lingerie drawer 3 with the weird leather g strings that come with various outfits, body suits that want to floss my teeth & something with so many straps I need an engineering degree to put it on 🤣 |
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"Spreader bar
I really want to use one of these during sex so either we need to have sex or I need to have your spreader bar.
It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Didn’t think about that when making the purchase 🤣"
We can meet somewhere and I’ll carry it home on the train.  |
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I’ve got an inflatable fuck machine 🙈 I bought it when my pre-pandemic ex assured me it would be fun to use together, but he chickened out when he saw it. A young cub got really excited by it just this month so we got it out and put it together only to find it’s now missing an essential part 🙈 |
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