So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.
One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do  |
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"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.
One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do "
Curious about what sort of podcast this was?  |
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"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.
One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do
Curious about what sort of podcast this was? "
Yes, I’m curious too, but please never ever tell me |
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"Rests it on the seat? You can’t have a poo without a wee coming out so does he just piss on the seat?"
He’s words were, as he was asked this question, he’ll move it to pee then place it back on the seat, he did take a fair bit of humorous abuse for this tbf |
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"Rests it on the seat? You can’t have a poo without a wee coming out so does he just piss on the seat?
He’s words were, as he was asked this question, he’ll move it to pee then place it back on the seat, he did take a fair bit of humorous abuse for this tbf"
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"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.
One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do "
I wonder if these men were trying to humble brag about the size of their cocks?
Resting it on the seat means they will just piss on the seat, and of course risk passing anything they have on to the next person who rests it on the seat. |
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I heard somewhere (don't ask for a source because I can't remember)
"Every poo-poo time is a pee-pee time but not every pee-pee time is a poo-poo time"
So if someone rests Mr Johnson on the toilet seat there's going to be a warm puddle on the floor.
Let it hang!
Also while we're on the subject, did you know around 50% of the population wipe while still seated the other 50% stand to wipe, and until the conversation is had most don't realise the other exist |
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"I heard somewhere (don't ask for a source because I can't remember)
"Every poo-poo time is a pee-pee time but not every pee-pee time is a poo-poo time"
So if someone rests Mr Johnson on the toilet seat there's going to be a warm puddle on the floor.
Let it hang!
Also while we're on the subject, did you know around 50% of the population wipe while still seated the other 50% stand to wipe, and until the conversation is had most don't realise the other exist"
Always seated, it makes for easier access |
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the worst is when your absolutely bustin for a shite and you tun to the bog jumping up n down you just about manage to pull your kecks down in time and get sat down but your widgie isnt position right and it squirts over your Hand as you tuck it in and through the gap between the seat and the bowl and over your roller down trowsers by your ankles its a fuckin mare |
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so hold my willykins so I wee in the loo not over the seat.
Gross 
