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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Por qué ?
No se preocupe señor. Fue simplemente un pensamiento ocioso y no es obligatorio, pero puedes asumir el puesto e intentarlo si lo deseas.  "
Ah, oui  |
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry.
The mr
I thought that at your age
Mike x
Does it have to be fully gay though Granny? I couldn't go all in  "
The weaker ones could start and build up but you look like you could take the full plunge from the start. |
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry.
The mr
Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise.
The Mrs."
As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷
The mr |
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry.
The mr
Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise.
The Mrs.
As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷
The mr "
Ewww, sausage rolls are flaky and greasy, no wonder you can’t face the prospect.
Cock, on the other hand… |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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All men are gay. They prefer the company of other men than they do women (not all men) They even invented football so men that can't carry a decent conversation would have something to talk to other men about. Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. |
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry.
The mr
Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise.
The Mrs.
As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷
The mr "
Granny is vegan so I don't think she's suggesting in the mouth  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 24 weeks ago
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry.
The mr
Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise.
The Mrs.
As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷
The mr
Granny is vegan so I don't think she's suggesting in the mouth "
Has anyone research the effects of lube on flaky pastry?🤔 |
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By *LheadMan 24 weeks ago
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago.
The world would be a happier place don't you think ?
Time to start collecting test tubes people. "
That's not strictly necessary, I find 3 pints is usually enough. Yeah, yeah.. I won't say nothin to your wife/gf/mistress now flop it out  |
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"All men are gay. They prefer the company of other men than they do women (not all men) They even invented football so men that can't carry a decent conversation would have something to talk to other men about. Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. "
I can't believe what Mark did to Louise in Love is Blind last night. He's such a bastard, right? |
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’  "
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth |
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"All men are gay. They prefer the company of other men than they do women (not all men) They even invented football so men that can't carry a decent conversation would have something to talk to other men about. Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. "
There is some truth in this. I would get mine chipped to do the Peter Crouch robot dance everytime she brought me a beer in French Maid kit. |
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth "
This made me snigger more than it should have No one wants me bent over exposing the overgrown toxic wasteland of my arse - i might be overselling it still |
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth "
It's all fun and games until you wake up with bruised knees and an awkward limp! |
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth
It's all fun and games until you wake up with bruised knees and an awkward limp! "
I provide knee pads |
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I think society and families have brought their children up with internalised homophobia and that’s why most men on here won’t try men.
There’s a vision gay men are camp and all about being pounded in dungeons with no condoms
There’s a lot that are respectful, like side play and just want a make friendship with some intimacy |
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago.
The world would be a happier place don't you think ?
Time to start collecting test tubes people. "
You think all Gay people are ‘nice’?
Many Gay men are fucking arseholes (except those that are bottoms only 😉) |
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"Why would the world be a better place?
Would all women have to be lesbians?"
Noooooooooo we'd have a day off , get our hair done and fiddle n diddle at bed time
I can feel my own boobs and I do it best..... |
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"Why would the world be a better place?
Would all women have to be lesbians?
Noooooooooo we'd have a day off , get our hair done and fiddle n diddle at bed time
I can feel my own boobs and I do it best..... "
plus you can all lick each other or use straps on when you have your lady sleepovers |
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