A peek of something I shouldn't see, a wise man once told me 1/2 a square inch of of forbidden flesh can be infinitely more erotic that a permissible nude. A woman I work with recently cut the sleeves off of her tshirt and the view of side boob I caught was horny af. |
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"In sport?
An unexpected six. Or a hat trick.
No, scratch that. Definitely the hat trick.
What if you took the hat trick? 😁
Me? Nah. I'm shit at cricket"
An Aussie who admits they're shit at cricket... There must be a pig flying past 
Reminds me of England cricketer Robert Croft, he comes into bat for the first time. Mark Waugh in the slips says to him, what are you doing here, you're not a test level batsman.
Croft replies, at least I'm the best cricketer in my family |
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"In sport?
An unexpected six. Or a hat trick.
No, scratch that. Definitely the hat trick.
What if you took the hat trick? 😁
Me? Nah. I'm shit at cricket
An Aussie who admits they're shit at cricket... There must be a pig flying past
Reminds me of England cricketer Robert Croft, he comes into bat for the first time. Mark Waugh in the slips says to him, what are you doing here, you're not a test level batsman.
Croft replies, at least I'm the best cricketer in my family "
They didn't call me the specialist eleventh for nothing, mate! |
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