Watch me wank RIGHT NOW
Free to accom RIGHT NOW
Dirty phone sex RIGHT NOW
Need a big cock RIGHT NOW
What if i need 5 mins to charge my phone or a few hrs to travel or have guests and cant watch the wanking?
Are folk missing out by not being available RIGHT NOW!!!
Is patience no more? |
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"Let’s be honest, even Amazon can’t deliver anything to me that fast. I’ve slim chance of getting my ideal woman dropped off at the doorstep."
I used to get messages containing nothing but a postcode and a time no more than half an hour away.
This isn't phone a pussy, mate, and if it was, you'd have to pay. |
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I had a guy message Fuck now ...
I replied I'm not prepared....
He replies ...not bothered just want a fuck ...
Needless to say it was a no ...
Best bit was his profile then was deleted..
That's usually what happens in some cases and NOW means...
Quick gratification before the guilt sets in ... |
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I had a bloke ask me the other eve if I was free now, he was about 150 miles away.
I told him my helicopter isn't working at the min, then he said oh I thought you were local. What really? Maybe check the distance before you message someone. |
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What flavour?
The only correct answer is chicken and mushroom.
King pot or regular?"
King pot of course.
Made
With 185ml of boiling water, no more, no less. This produces a perfect sauce to noodle ratio. Can be eaten straight from the pot, or to stuff on a slice of bread n butter.  |
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? "
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. |
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner?
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. "
Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner?
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone.
Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now "
No. I like to message men I like. |
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"Watch me wank RIGHT NOW
Free to accom RIGHT NOW
Dirty phone sex RIGHT NOW
Need a big cock RIGHT NOW
What if i need 5 mins to charge my phone or a few hrs to travel or have guests and cant watch the wanking?
Are folk missing out by not being available RIGHT NOW!!!
Is patience no more? "
Specify 'dirty phone sex' please.
Would this be sliding a cock over a manky Nokia 3210 or going up market with a dusty Samsung Galaxy Z Flip one, where you can get some real purchase of you push down on the flippy bit? |
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list.
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Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. |
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner?
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. "
You need to put on your profile, evening sex only! If you're lucky enough to get that. I confess never seen that on a profile. 
Some of the best sex I ever had was in the morning, after a good nights rest. More energy to really give her a good seeing to. Followed by more sleep. Coyote, you're missing out love  |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner?
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone.
You need to put on your profile, evening sex only! If you're lucky enough to get that. I confess never seen that on a profile.
Some of the best sex I ever had was in the morning, after a good nights rest. More energy to really give her a good seeing to. Followed by more sleep. Coyote, you're missing out love "
I'm really not |
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list.
Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. "
Steps away from the keyboard 😂😂 |
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list.
Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. "
Messages from a public forum? Who'd have thunk it. |
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list.
Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross.
Messages from a public forum? Who'd have thunk it. "
I don't think people mind if they're on subject, not if they're an excuse to be creepy though, especially when they haven't commented on the thread.
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no.
You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner?
You presume I'd ever have a partner.
And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone.
Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now
No. I like to message men I like. "
Ah makes sense. Auto blocks out unnecessary messages |
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