It's beginning to feel like Autumn and spider experts are warning that as it gets cooler then the poisonous false widow spider will invade our homes.
Tom is ready with an arsenal.of rolled up newspapers. That's all he is saying |
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"Don’t they say the same shit every year?
“Beware spider invasions in your home”
Then never see a single one. "
If you know where to look.. you will find the buggers. Tom does a patrol every night at 11pm and again at 1am |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way. "
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point! |
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Just goes to show that Essex men are all mouth…no trousers.
Loads of false widows in the garden down here and unless you really really try hard they don’t bite…and it’s not in the least bit painful nothing even close to something as mild as a wasp sting.
What does hurt (have a google for it) is the Woodlouse Spider…and they’re quite aggressive so actively go out biting if you’re rummaging around in the log pile and stumble on one.
Now if you’re after looking for something big and nasty you want to see some of the Torbay Cabe Spiders, they’re both venomous and massive…and they really are quite massive.
Suffice to say we have some pretty awesome spiders that aren’t native down here in the south west (Essex Tom- spiders coming over here taking our spiders jobs…it’s all over the news) like the Green Fang Funnel web and the Zebra Spider.
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"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!"
Would be me. Takeaways for a while then  |
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I have caught and let loose ( next door in the cover of darkness) several bloody huge spiders
Apparently Conkers from the horse chest if there are left by the door cilla they will stop them coming back …,
For me I think is more a shot gun |
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"It's beginning to feel like Autumn and spider experts are warning that as it gets cooler then the poisonous false widow spider will invade our homes.
Tom is ready with an arsenal.of rolled up newspapers. That's all he is saying"
So the spiders will be all over the news …..papers |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!
Would be me. Takeaways for a while then "
It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen! |
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"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!
Would be me. Takeaways for a while then
It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!"
I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!
Would be me. Takeaways for a while then
It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!
I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms "
Hmmm... this could work, I can always buy a kettle and keep it in the living room 🤔 |
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"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.
There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!
Would be me. Takeaways for a while then
It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!
I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms
Hmmm... this could work, I can always buy a kettle and keep it in the living room 🤔"
Great idea pot noodles for dinner |
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"I’ve just had a large spider walk across the floor in front of me. I left it alone, he’ll be gone by tomorrow morning."
Man I found a lovely gif of a spider staring at a human and then just turned and carried on going. Weird little guys |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I have loads that live in my window cracks all year round. We have a "if I don't fuck with you then you don't fuck with me" arrangement. They eat the Harlequin ladybirds that hibernate there too. My windows are like a free air b&b for bugs. |
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"Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.
Be nice to spirder 🕷️
Well it might turn Tom on being spanked by a rolled up newspaper "
Even better if it was a Spider-Man comic. |
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"Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.
Be nice to spirder 🕷️
Well it might turn Tom on being spanked by a rolled up newspaper "
Be nice to 🕷️🕷️ |
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"Why are so many of us scared of them. Already had a few "
I reckon it's in our genetics to be naturally afraid of spiders and snakes.
I can and do pick spiders over here, but I'm terrified of the buggers back home in Oz,  |
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