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By *endalshaggers OP   Couple 14 weeks ago

Kendal

Detest airports. And the older I get the more I hate them.

Everyone seems stressed.

There's always someone completely oblivious to the security search until they get there.

Everything's overpriced.

Queues everywhere for food, toilets,duty free.

And don't get me started on the "cabin suitcases" or groups wearing "On Tour" shirts....

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By *aM 689Man 14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Random rant ! 🤣

I just go a bit earlier, get though security, get a pint, read my book and chill. Makes it more bearable.

I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ?

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith

Duty free is a myth just because theirs no duty doesn't mean it's cheaper ,they don't like you boarding a plane intoxicated and yet they have bars all over the airports ,so much water wasted .Suitcases are too big for the baggage contraptions ,car parks too expensive etc etc

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 14 weeks ago

Leeds

I like twiglets but can’t stand marmite 🤷🏻‍♂️

The mr

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By *aven.Woman 14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I like penis but not men.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple 14 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Random rant ! 🤣

I just go a bit earlier, get though security, get a pint, read my book and chill. Makes it more bearable.

I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ? "

I've always wondered about those queueing as well 😂

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By *olfandtazCouple 14 weeks ago

Bristol

I don't enjoy flying period but it's a need must for going abroad... I like the locations, I love the sun.. just don't like the flying

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By *a LunaWoman 14 weeks ago

South Wales

It’s the lack of leg room in aeroplanes that does my tits in.

Puts me off ever doing long haul ever again, unless I win the lotto.

Not much you can do regarding the airport, just take a deep breath and think of the end result.

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By *uri00620Woman 14 weeks ago

Croydon

Airports are crap but once on the plane I'm happy. I rarely see take off I'm typically asleep before.

I like window seats, getting curled up and having a nap, only to wake up for food being brought and watching a film that normally my attention span wouldn't allow in another situation.

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By *eavilMan 14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Flying is OK but crashing is a real pain.

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By *reggSausageMan 14 weeks ago

derby

Always turn left when you get on, that sorts out the legroom

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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago

cheshire

airports can be a pain, i just want to get to my destination as fast as possible,, where the fk is concorde when you need it

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By *uri00620Woman 14 weeks ago

Croydon


"Always turn left when you get on, that sorts out the legroom"

I've only been left twice. Actually I wasn't a fan. I felt loads of pressure to drink. I guess the stewards looked at me and thought she'll never be back over here. But they kept asking if I wanted a drink and reiterating it was free. I don't drink.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Random rant ! 🤣

I just go a bit earlier, get though security, get a pint, read my book and chill. Makes it more bearable.

I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ? "

No. I get hauled unceremoniously down the (very narrow) aisle, strapped to THE most uncomfortable contraption, whilst tied down like someone being carted off to Broadmoor. As my hips smash into each chair arm and as every passenger stares, points or refuses to move out of the way because they're getting their inflatable comfy pillow out of the overhead locker, I try to relax and think of my destination.

I can fully recommend not queuing and being manhandled onto a plane by people who mainly would prefer to be working elsewhere

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By *reative-mindMan 14 weeks ago

Exeter

I like airports but hate flying...actually I just like people watching in general.

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By *aomilatteCouple 14 weeks ago

Midlands


"I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ? "

Thousands do this and it's hilarious . As soon as the gate is called, they'll queue by the gate, many times the plane isn't even there yet! So while they stand for 45 minutes to get to sit in the cramped plane seats for longer, we find somewhere to stretch out and get on when the queue has gone

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"airports can be a pain, i just want to get to my destination as fast as possible,, where the fk is concorde when you need it "
Its in a museum near Woking ,surrey

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By *elix SightedMan 14 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"It’s the lack of leg room in aeroplanes that does my tits in.

"

Blimey, how big are your tits?

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By *ex HolesMan 14 weeks ago

Up North


"Detest airports. And the older I get the more I hate them.

Everyone seems stressed.

There's always someone completely oblivious to the security search until they get there.

Everything's overpriced.

Queues everywhere for food, toilets,duty free.

And don't get me started on the "cabin suitcases" or groups wearing "On Tour" shirts...."

I’d have a wank dude and go and destress

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By *orksguy1965Man 14 weeks ago

Howden

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Get an airport lounge.

It's £15 for a cup of tea and some questionable sourdough toast. Might as well get the cheapest lounge and relax

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By *urry BlokeMan 14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Get yourself an Interrail train pass

You're both still young enough

Go explore

Then come back and rant about train stations

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By *ixed_ManMan 14 weeks ago

tadworth


"Always turn left when you get on, that sorts out the legroom"

This! And the lounge- oh I love the serenity of the lounge

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By *oldyoudown41Man 14 weeks ago

caledonian

I enjoy flying but hate landing

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By *ddie1966Man 14 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Love flying, but I hate it when the person in front reclines their seat and you've got a drink on the tray.

Always get a seat just behind an emergency exit. It's worth it.

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By *nnCeeWoman 14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Random rant ! 🤣

I just go a bit earlier, get though security, get a pint, read my book and chill. Makes it more bearable.

I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ? "

I guess it depends if you're trying to fit your case in the overhead locker.

These days where they charge you for baggage, people try to get away with hand luggage, and then there's not enough room inside... I'm sure soon they'll charge people for breathing, too.

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By *urry BlokeMan 14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I hate that we need to be there 2 to 3 hours beforehand

I want to turn up, get through security and straight on the plane

Airport terminals hold no interest for me

Unfortunately, they are developed to attempt to separate us from our money

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Get yourself an Interrail train pass

You're both still young enough

Go explore

Then come back and rant about train stations "

Ohhhhh, I can rant about railway travel. Would you like to hear about disabled passenger assistance on trains?

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By *ames250122Man 14 weeks ago

Worcester


"Detest airports. And the older I get the more I hate them.

Everyone seems stressed.

There's always someone completely oblivious to the security search until they get there.

Everything's overpriced.

Queues everywhere for food, toilets,duty free.

And don't get me started on the "cabin suitcases" or groups wearing "On Tour" shirts...."

lol Definitely sympathies, it never a great experience from leaving to get to airport to taking off your pretty much on the go 3-4+ hrs depending on distance and that’s just to start with. On the plus side though, I have to admit I’ve been fortunate to enjoy some incredible holidays in incredible places which took a lot of the sting and bad feeling out of it x

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Airports are fine, it's just some of the brainless cunts that use them that's the problem. Oh and Ryanair but that goes without saying really.

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By *irtysnapperMan 14 weeks ago

Bromsgrove


"Random rant ! 🤣

I just go a bit earlier, get though security, get a pint, read my book and chill. Makes it more bearable.

I really don't understand people queuing to get on the plane though - does anyone do this and why ? "

Because airlines started charging extra for hold luggage. So everyone tries to cram everything into their hand baggage. And there isn’t enough space on the plane, so people want to get on first to make sure they get the overhead locker space.

It’s ridiculous.

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