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By *ed OpiumWoman 14 weeks ago
Never Never Land |
"How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?
Do you prefer a long one, a fat one or a curvy fancy shape?
(Obviously, I'm talking about penises here)"
would you not obviously favour a long, fat, bendy one!  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 14 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?
Do you prefer a long one, a fat one or a curvy fancy shape?
(Obviously, I'm talking about penises here)"
🥒 long and slim. This way they hopefully have less seed middle (not that they have seeds anymore)
🍌 don't mind if they're curved or not. Used to like a big one, now I can only have a smaller one.
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🍆 however they come, as long as they're clean.
Had a few cut, and I do like them. Not keen when the skin is too tight and doesn't pull back. Not aesthetically pleasing, personally. |
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By *ooBulMan 14 weeks ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Mashed with evaporated milk & sugar & maybe Hagen Das ice cream if I'm being naughty or pushing the boat out!
Damn, op yer making me think about Banana ice cream sundae's with cherries... Heaven knows what that's a metaphor for?
Don't get me started on pickled cucumber... Love me vinegar pickles!
Oh, you mean cocks? I'm happy with what I have thank you!!!
It's not like I can take it back with a receipt & demand that the manager furnishes me with a more Chuck Norris missile like girthier model say like from fantasy Currys PC World whilst reciting the Sale of goods act...
Oh, and I'm not doing a Wayne Bobbitt to get an Iva Biggun....   |
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