FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > I miss having a man around
I miss having a man around
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
But it does while I am the bin subject piss me off that at this house and my prior house the men that collect the general waste one, if it is not exactly on the edge of my driveway in a position they like they won't take it!!
And if they are early, do they hell just walk and get it if not out already  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"but only on Wednesdays, my bin days. Hate having to haul the bins up 4 steps and uphill..
"
Yes i agree, but mine go out on a Sunday eve and have to walk bin bags and 3 different recycling box'es to the end of an ally way |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I was just about to type that I miss having a man around to do the decorating, then remembered the reason in doing the decorating is because the useless twonk I used to life with promised he'd do it and didn't. Which is why I'm doing it myself now!! Lol x. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either  "
I have a strong grip and never have a problem  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I was just about to type that I miss having a man around to do the decorating, then remembered the reason in doing the decorating is because the useless twonk I used to life with promised he'd do it and didn't. Which is why I'm doing it myself now!! Lol x. "
I love to decorate, really enjoy hanging wallpaper |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem "
Oh ile bet  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet "
Top tip  if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet
Top tip if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier "
Or just buy squeezable ones  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...
...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet
Top tip if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier "
Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...
...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her."
Not this one, I have and always will be of the opinion if you want something doing, do it yourself! I don't have a problem with jars, diy or anything else. I think you just have to apply yourself and tell yourself you can do it!
Hence the only reason I need a man is in the bedroom department, and even then with vibrators readily available it's a good job I prefer the real thing!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet
Top tip if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier
Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released "
My Mum has a fancy contraption that opens jars, bottles and all sorts so that could also be the answer. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out
Now, where's me fecking duster gone. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out
Now, where's me fecking duster gone. "
In the cupboard |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...
...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her.
Not this one, I have and always will be of the opinion if you want something doing, do it yourself! I don't have a problem with jars, diy or anything else. I think you just have to apply yourself and tell yourself you can do it!
Hence the only reason I need a man is in the bedroom department, and even then with vibrators readily available it's a good job I prefer the real thing! "
I once had an idea for a dildo/wrench hybrid, and reckon it would be a big seller |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet
Top tip if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier
Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released "
And proberbly take my fingers off whilst trying lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??
Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either
I have a strong grip and never have a problem
Oh ile bet
Top tip if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out
Now, where's me fecking duster gone. "
That's a funny image I have now |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Not long after moving in to this house, not sure when recycling days were etc I did have to leg it out the house scantily clad and jump up and down waving like a manic at the lorry driving off and they reversed their lorry back down the road for me and laughed at me...no idea why! 