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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Have you done recently?
I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down
Rammed my shaver into my mast again.
Ouch!! Did your bathroom look like a murder scene?"
Nah luckily it didn't go too far little closer to the left though. |
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"Have you done recently?
I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down "
You are the greatest person in the world today, proper laughed for a bit haha and not because I've done this a few times too but because its well yeah no is mainly because of that. Hi 5! x |
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"Have you done recently?
I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down
You are the greatest person in the world today, proper laughed for a bit haha and not because I've done this a few times too but because its well yeah no is mainly because of that. Hi 5! x "
Thanks pal! Glad I was able to make someone smile. |
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"I could not find my phone. I called it and it was in the dirty linen basket. I was holding it when I put some towels in and obviously dropped it in too "
Be honest MB, were you ashamed of all the filth on your phone? |
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"I spent ages persuading the dog to come inside, but didn’t think to shut the other doors. So he ran ahead and snuck straight back out of those. Now we’re back where we started."
Sounds like you need advice from Red Opium on accidentally keeping the dog in the house!! |
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Just accidentally filled up my car with ‘supreme’ unleaded. FFS. I rarely wash it let alone grace its fuel tank with extra mega super go go juice. What a waste of a tenner.
(I don’t mean I should have put diesel in, I just meant to use value petrol). |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I tried to pinch zoom an old passport photo my kid was looking at with me. What a nob.
Hahaha! Yep, I’ve done that too (not your passport photo)"
Yeh, my son thinks I’m an idiot already, I can see his argument sometimes. |
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Tried locking the house with the car key, after about the 5th time of pressing it I said to myself “ why won’t this fucking thing lock “ followed by a “ oh yeah “ of realisation. Worst thing is there only 2 things on my keys, one is the car key one is the house key 🤦🏻♂️
The mr |
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