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A Trainee Lion Tamer from Belfast Zoo has been accidentally locked in the lion enclosure with the ferocious beasts which are often dubbed as the King of the Jungle. Luckily the trainee was rescued before he was literally eaten alive. What near misses have you had?
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"A Trainee Lion Tamer from Belfast Zoo has been accidentally locked in the lion enclosure with the ferocious beasts which are often dubbed as the King of the Jungle. Luckily the trainee was rescued before he was literally eaten alive. What near misses have you had?
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What rubbish a lion wouldn't eat anyone alive.... they would kill them first and then eat them in small chunks.
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Having read up extensively on animal behaviour it’s imperative the animal sees you as the dominant creature so if you’re ever stuck in a lion enclosure - walk up to it - piss on it then boot it up the arse and take its bed and it’s food… it will still kill you but the chances are it will be so furious it will kill you instantly rather than play with you like a cat with a ball of string  |
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"A Trainee Lion Tamer from Belfast Zoo has been accidentally locked in the lion enclosure with the ferocious beasts which are often dubbed as the King of the Jungle. Luckily the trainee was rescued before he was literally eaten alive. What near misses have you had?
It's all over the news
What rubbish a lion wouldn't eat anyone alive.... they would kill them first and then eat them in small chunks.
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I’ve never heard of lions eating diced meat. They bite it straight from their prey. They are definitely alive for the first bite!
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"Tom is no fan of lion enclosures. He has a local zoo in Colchester and although they look calm he would not jump in with them
I wouldn't swim with lions either."
That’s Sea Lions … not as dangerous - especially if you have a beach ball - they’re natural show offs and would rather do a ton of tricks with a beach ball than eat you! |
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"Tom is no fan of lion enclosures. He has a local zoo in Colchester and although they look calm he would not jump in with them
I wouldn't swim with lions either.
That’s Sea Lions … not as dangerous - especially if you have a beach ball - they’re natural show offs and would rather do a ton of tricks with a beach ball than eat you! "
That’s just a ruse to lure you in for dinner… where you unwittingly end up as the main course. |
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