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YOUR very own 'A' Level Results

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Today is A level result day.

What A level/s would you award yourself for being who you are today?

For me ........

A level tea drinking Grade A

I am going to think of others I should award to me.

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By *iker JackMan 16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Eating cake - A*

Procrastination- B+

Bad work/life ethic - A*

Finding my person - ungraded

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 16 weeks ago

Essex

Grace & poise - U

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Good morning Granny

I’m going to award myself an A for 33 yrs in retail………. Maybe a medal would be more appropriate, but an A will suffice for now

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By *ell GwynnWoman 16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A level in Procrasination and Demand Avoidance - A*****

I know they only have one * in the current grading system, but when Bridget Phillipson sees my coursework she'll be overcome with admiration and wonder, possibly even moved to tears.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

Ends

Being a wind up- A

Focus - U

Sex- C

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Being a wind up- A

Focus - U

Sex- C"

Clearing for me I think

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

Mocha making - A

Overthinking - A+

Sleep - D

Mrs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Good morning Granny

I’m going to award myself an A for 33 yrs in retail………. Maybe a medal would be more appropriate, but an A will suffice for now "

Oooooooo a medal cos you pedl ... why not

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Speed Typing A ***

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By *bi HaiveMan 16 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Drinking coffee - A*

Binging Netflix - A*

Eating Healthily - C

Sleeping Properly - didn't even turn up for the exam

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By *eyond PurityCouple 16 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Posting boob pics - DD++

K

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Posting boob pics - DD++

K"

Good one

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Drinking coffee - A*

Binging Netflix - A*

Eating Healthily - C

Sleeping Properly - didn't even turn up for the exam"

Slept through your alarm did you

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By *eliWoman 16 weeks ago

.

Waffling - B-. Not always guaranteed a good result, quite sporadic but when it's there? It's good(ish).

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By *aseylee324Couple 16 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Regarding the rest of humanity with a jaded eye - A+

Coffee consumption A+

Housework F

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By *bi HaiveMan 16 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Drinking coffee - A*

Binging Netflix - A*

Eating Healthily - C

Sleeping Properly - didn't even turn up for the exam

Slept through your alarm did you "

Didn't even bother setting it Steve. Was never gonna pass.....😉😂😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Waffling - B-. Not always guaranteed a good result, quite sporadic but when it's there? It's good(ish)."

B-

B MINUS

lol ok

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By *icecouple561Couple 16 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

"

The smart phone thing has cracked me up

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By *icecouple561Couple 16 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

The smart phone thing has cracked me up"

It very nearly cracked me up too but not in a good way 😜.

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By *nn_JamesCouple 16 weeks ago

the

Forgetting What I was going for A*

Laundry D

Hoovering A

Tea Drinking B

Stuffing Shit in Drawers A*

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

The smart phone thing has cracked me up

It very nearly cracked me up too but not in a good way 😜. "

Creaky?

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By *icecouple561Couple 16 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

The smart phone thing has cracked me up

It very nearly cracked me up too but not in a good way 😜.

Creaky? "

Cranky 🤯

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Walking very fast - A*

Eating After Eights - A*

Showing 97 year olds how to use a smart phone - F

Patience with above - A* with knobs on

Internet shopping - B

The smart phone thing has cracked me up

It very nearly cracked me up too but not in a good way 😜.

Creaky?

Cranky 🤯"

Cheeky 😉

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Today is A level result day.

What A level/s would you award yourself for being who you are today?

….

"

Fixing stuff - A

Tolerating bullshit -B

Cooking - A

I’m killi got in life right now

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By *agnar73Man 16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 16 weeks ago

Tamworth

Browsing random crap on my phone - A

Answering messages - C

Getting to bed at a decent hour - B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West

Being in pain - A*

Looking fucking ace in a wheelchair - A*

Eating breakfast - D

Interest in working day - U

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me. "

ditto

I find myself bemused by this cultural phenomenon

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me.

ditto

I find myself bemused by this cultural phenomenon"

👵🏻

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By *nnCeeWoman 16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"A level in Procrasination and Demand Avoidance - A*"

Thanks Nell - I'll say I'm ace at this also x

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me.

ditto

I find myself bemused by this cultural phenomenon

👵🏻"

This is a foreign thing, not an old thing

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me.

ditto

I find myself bemused by this cultural phenomenon

👵🏻

This is a foreign thing, not an old thing "

I know but I’ll take any excuse

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I received my equivalent results via text message - I think it was the first year where it was possible.

I got my second result (my results were compiled into a single number) online. Apparently it had crashed for all and sundry, but it worked ok for me, even though I had a shitty connection on the one online computer in the hotel I was staying in. Probably because everyone else was desperately trying to log in while I was in the air and couldn't.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"I received my equivalent results via text message - I think it was the first year where it was possible.

I got my second result (my results were compiled into a single number) online. Apparently it had crashed for all and sundry, but it worked ok for me, even though I had a shitty connection on the one online computer in the hotel I was staying in. Probably because everyone else was desperately trying to log in while I was in the air and couldn't."

I give Swing an A in Smut.

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I received my equivalent results via text message - I think it was the first year where it was possible.

I got my second result (my results were compiled into a single number) online. Apparently it had crashed for all and sundry, but it worked ok for me, even though I had a shitty connection on the one online computer in the hotel I was staying in. Probably because everyone else was desperately trying to log in while I was in the air and couldn't.

I give Swing an A in Smut. "

My best result was actually from a creative writing piece

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Procrastination A+

Dealing with work place bullshit A+

Finishing household projects D

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By *nnCeeWoman 16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"A level in Procrasination and Demand Avoidance - A*

Thanks Nell - I'll say I'm ace at this also x"

Also:

Sleeping (in late/spending most of the day asleep having stayed up until stupid o'clock Friday/Saturday night) A**

Letting my head run away with me - A*

Housework - D

Wishing I could still eat the cake - A

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By *asterMeliodasMan 16 weeks ago

Newmill

Coming up with funny fake A levels for this thread - F

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost

A level noise

A level sitting down

A level swearing

A level dicking around

All other subjects fail to score

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Contempt - pF

Username Initial - B

Flirting -

B

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By *till gameMan 16 weeks ago

two doors down

A + for remembering useless trivia

D - dick grade for doing anything useful

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By *egasus NobMan 16 weeks ago

Merton

Life learning

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By *mf123Man 16 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Id say a steady B i did once reach an A but then i was also a D(head) so i think B is progress

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 16 weeks ago

North West

Overthinking - A*

Song lyric retention - A*

Being sexually direct - F

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 16 weeks ago

Southampton

Making wine evaporate A*

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By *reative-mindMan 16 weeks ago

Exeter

I got a HUGE D!

Who would like to have or see my MASSIVE D?

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By *reative-mindMan 16 weeks ago

Exeter


"Making wine evaporate A*"

Made me slightly evaporate...

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By *ripfillMan 16 weeks ago

havant

Bed gymnastics C+ ( had to resit this one twice )

Victoria sponge making a B+

Cider making A*

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By *asterMeliodasMan 16 weeks ago

Newmill


"I got a HUGE D!

Who would like to have or see my MASSIVE D?"

We have a thread for that.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Overthinking - A*

Song lyric retention - A*

Being sexually direct - F"

I passed sexual directness. Barely though.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

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"Making wine evaporate A*"

Extremely good.

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By *8on33Man 16 weeks ago

winfrith

I'd give myself an A +

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By *ansoffateMan 16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Problem solving (aka fixing shit) B

Social Determination Theory (aka Being Arsed) D

General Dude Studies C

Making a proper cup of tea (aka Being Northern) A*

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By *mmaleiaWoman 16 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Dealing with everybody else’s sh1t - A+

Dealing with my sh1t - ungraded

Zoning out at every possible person/thing - A+ with merit

Making toad in the hole - A+

Baking cakes - F

Being stubborn -A

Loving my own company -A+

Social settings -F

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By *aizyWoman 16 weeks ago

west midlands

Worrying and overthinking- A*

Getting things done I need to- U.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don’t have any A levels. It never affected me. "

Certainly didn't get one in reading opening posts

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 16 weeks ago

Southampton


"I got a HUGE D!

Who would like to have or see my MASSIVE D?"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 16 weeks ago

Southampton


"Making wine evaporate A*

Made me slightly evaporate..."

🤣🤣🤣 I feel another experiment is needed lol

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By *ad NannaWoman 16 weeks ago

East London

Getting up off of my fat arse today- Ungraded

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By *aytime78Man 16 weeks ago

daventry

didnt even get a gcse joined the army now operate plant no education results required still earn a good wedge 50k to 60k + put the hours in

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Procrastinating - A*

Not taking my own advice - A

Talking to strangers - F

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By *rHotNottsMan 16 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Being a good boy- D

Umph - A*

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