Well obviously, the thighs and buttocks have the greatest nutritional values. Then you’d start on the heart and the ribs areas but given the human diet you’d probably avoid the liver and the kidneys…the calves have a good amount of decent flesh and then really after that you’re looking at boiling down the femur and getting the bone marrow for maximum survival.

Why did you go to the penis you pervert?

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By *929Man 16 weeks ago

newcastle

Probably wouldn’t eat that but cocks are fucking ugly haha would give that bit to the dog

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By *yzykMan 16 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Definitely... And I'd be having a ball

(ba dum tssh)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

No I'd probably save the psoas until last

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Central

I'd be concerned that it might be a bit rubbery as I've learned via Fab just how much they can supposedly stretch to gigantic lengths.

. I'd not want to chew forever, getting jaw ache

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"I’d throw it out like the chickens feet.

Snap. Apparently the thigh is the best eating, Aztecs sent the thigh meat of sacrificed warriors to the King "

I like eating thigh ….😏

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

If human was the only meat available, I’d just be vegan and eat grass. I mean I don’t really like touching them, I could never put one in my mouth.

The mr

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By *allipygousMan 16 weeks ago

Leicester

"I'd not touch a cock. Pee comes out of them 🤮"

Does that mean you don't receive oral or give oral to women? 🤔

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Never in all my life has anyone ever said .......

Save me that lump of gristle with the baggy bit of skin on ........

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By *trange new worldCouple 16 weeks ago

Northampton

Don't you marinade it and then stuff the hole with it

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By *abluesbabyMan 16 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Not if it belonged to a clown... it'll taste funny.

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost

I’d tie the clock and balls to a tree , like a silent wind chime to not warn off others from the potential bbq

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

No, arms, chest, and legs, like most other animals. Might try to make a bit of belly pork and crackling. The skin could make a nice cape, or be used for book coverings.

Really thought too hard about this, swear we're nice people.

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