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Two polar bears, which are the white ones, have killed a Canadian in an area called the Arctic. Responders killed one bear but the other is still on the loose. Authorities hope to euthanase, which is another word for killing it, very soon.
It's all over the news. They are dangerous buggers and once and animal gets a taste of human blood it can't stop |
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"Two polar bears, which are the white ones, have killed a Canadian in an area called the Arctic. Responders killed one bear but the other is still on the loose. Authorities hope to euthanase, which is another word for killing it, very soon.
It's all over the news. They are dangerous buggers and once and animal gets a taste of human blood it can't stop"
Maybe he tried to steal their glacier mint Tom? These polar bears won’t stand for this kind of tomfoolery Tom, make no mistake. It seems they’ve meted out tough justice the the glacier mint thief. |
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Nelson as a midshipman went onto the ice just to shoot one - it chased him and his fellow Matlows or Matelot ( if your French ) shot it or he would have been mauled to death
Did you know …… you can not eat the liver it’s full of toxins ( polar bear not Nelson ) in passing 😵💫 |
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Watching a YouTube video with Steve Backshall called the honesty box, he answers questions from viewers.
How to survive a bear attack, carry bear spray, don’t run but play dead, you can even stand your ground and make loads of noise, it may think you’re crazy and back away.
Polar Bear, non of the above you’re dead, can’t out run it, make noise it’ll still come and play dead …that’ll happen soon enough. |
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They are an apex predator, evolution has created one mean mother fucker.
If I was to swim in an area frequented by man eating sharks is it a surprise if I get eaten?
There's no difference in a area frequented by Polar bears.
However Tom is correct regarding blood,a polar bear getting a taste for humans is very real, without a gun we are extremely easy prey and once they have a taste that's it,once you pop you can't stop.
We are basically pringles for Bear's. |
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The poor victim was doing his job at a base inside the arctic circle. He had no chance. These buggers probably watched and waited and knew when the attack was most likely to succeed. These Polo bears are almost invisible to the naked eye in the snow. One was shot and red claret flowed down his white pelt. The other dangerous bugger is on the run.. |
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"The poor victim was doing his job at a base inside the arctic circle. He had no chance. These buggers probably watched and waited and knew when the attack was most likely to succeed. These Polo bears are almost invisible to the naked eye in the snow. One was shot and red claret flowed down his white pelt. The other dangerous bugger is on the run.."
The dangerous buggers are the ones at the base. |
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"The poor victim was doing his job at a base inside the arctic circle. He had no chance. These buggers probably watched and waited and knew when the attack was most likely to succeed. These Polo bears are almost invisible to the naked eye in the snow. One was shot and red claret flowed down his white pelt. The other dangerous bugger is on the run.."
Just got me thinking of the twix ad lol |
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"They are an apex predator, evolution has created one mean mother fucker.
If I was to swim in an area frequented by man eating sharks is it a surprise if I get eaten?
There's no difference in a area frequented by Polar bears.
However Tom is correct regarding blood,a polar bear getting a taste for humans is very real, without a gun we are extremely easy prey and once they have a taste that's it,once you pop you can't stop.
We are basically pringles for Bear's."
Polar bears will hunt humans whether they have tasted blood or not. |
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I know someone who was mauled by a polar bear whilst on an expedition in the artic. The bear attacked their tents - probably looking for food.
The bear actually had his head in its mouth and the only reason he survived was because he managed to get his rifle alongside his head and pulled the trigger - blew the back of the bears head off.
His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks. |
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"I know someone who was mauled by a polar bear whilst on an expedition in the artic. The bear attacked their tents - probably looking for food.
The bear actually had his head in its mouth and the only reason he survived was because he managed to get his rifle alongside his head and pulled the trigger - blew the back of the bears head off.
His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks."
What a charming story  |
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"I know someone who was mauled by a polar bear whilst on an expedition in the artic. The bear attacked their tents - probably looking for food.
The bear actually had his head in its mouth and the only reason he survived was because he managed to get his rifle alongside his head and pulled the trigger - blew the back of the bears head off.
His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks.
What a charming story "
Terrifying more like! |
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"I know someone who was mauled by a polar bear whilst on an expedition in the artic. The bear attacked their tents - probably looking for food.
The bear actually had his head in its mouth and the only reason he survived was because he managed to get his rifle alongside his head and pulled the trigger - blew the back of the bears head off.
His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks.
What a charming story
Terrifying more like! "
We too easily forget why certain places are stilled called wilderness - humans are not the apex predator everywhere. |
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"I know someone who was mauled by a polar bear whilst on an expedition in the artic. The bear attacked their tents - probably looking for food.
The bear actually had his head in its mouth and the only reason he survived was because he managed to get his rifle alongside his head and pulled the trigger - blew the back of the bears head off.
His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks.
What a charming story
Terrifying more like!
We too easily forget why certain places are stilled called wilderness - humans are not the apex predator everywhere."
Exactly we couldn't even outrun a Lama. |
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I remember an advice about bears - "if it's brown lay down, if it's black fight back, if it's white goodnight.."
Polar bears one of the few species which don't see humans as threats. They see us as food. So unless you have weapons and can kill them, there is nothing else you can do to survive. |
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I was watching something the other day about if a polar bears attacks, the advice was if you don't have a gun to kill it and nobody with you has a gun to kill it face it head on so it bites your head first and kills you quick as if it starts at your feet it will be a long painful death. |
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"I was watching something the other day about if a polar bears attacks, the advice was if you don't have a gun to kill it and nobody with you has a gun to kill it face it head on so it bites your head first and kills you quick as if it starts at your feet it will be a long painful death."
So Tom was right? These creatures really are evil buggers! |
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By *batMan 15 weeks ago
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"His face is a total mess from the teeth and claw marks."
I know him too. We’ve worked for the same people!
I don’t think his face is a total mess though, that’s some Dali moustache!!
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"It’s going to happen more and more, their habitat is shrinking and they have to go further and further, closer to human settlements just to find food.
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This is a good argument for people to have guns. If they ever come to the uk I will get my brothers air rifle out of the attic and shoot the buggers! |
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"I was watching something the other day about if a polar bears attacks, the advice was if you don't have a gun to kill it and nobody with you has a gun to kill it face it head on so it bites your head first and kills you quick as if it starts at your feet it will be a long painful death.
So Tom was right? These creatures really are evil buggers!"
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"Two polar bears, which are the white ones, have killed a Canadian in an area called the Arctic. Responders killed one bear but the other is still on the loose. Authorities hope to euthanase, which is another word for killing it, very soon.
It's all over the news. They are dangerous buggers and once and animal gets a taste of human blood it can't stop"
Is human blood like Pringles? |
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"I was watching something the other day about if a polar bears attacks, the advice was if you don't have a gun to kill it and nobody with you has a gun to kill it face it head on so it bites your head first and kills you quick as if it starts at your feet it will be a long painful death.
So Tom was right? These creatures really are evil buggers!"
No, just hungry. |
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"I was watching something the other day about if a polar bears attacks, the advice was if you don't have a gun to kill it and nobody with you has a gun to kill it face it head on so it bites your head first and kills you quick as if it starts at your feet it will be a long painful death.
So Tom was right? These creatures really are evil buggers!
No, just hungry."
Hangry more like? They need a snickers! |
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