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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
What about the squirting hole?  "
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*woody recounts…
Narrator - although woodys English isn’t exactly a standard worth writing home about… (you can have that one)… he always imagined he could count quite well. |
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I propose these definitions (adapted from the other thread)
a) an adult human who identifies as a woman
(ii) this usually but does not always correspond to gender assigned at birth, which usually but does not always correspond to visible genitalia at birth and/or genetics. This is particularly acute for children born with abnormal genitalia, as reconstructive surgery is easier into a typical female form.
b) with modification, a term used to encourage adolescent girls to behave more responsibly (example: "you are a young woman and you should behave accordingly!") (Note: the word "lady" is more common in this instance)
c) often in opposition to the archaic form of "man" or "mankind", an indication of humanity or people in general. This is particularly prevalent in pronouns from the early 2010s to overcorrect for the use of "he" as a hypothetical person (uncommon outside academic texts)
d) occasionally in specific religious texts, particularly referring to the Church as opposed to God, or in relation to the Virgin Mary
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? "
Does it know whether an anaconda can fit in a shopping mall yet?
We shall never know. These mysteries cannot be solved by AI (or couldn't last I checked), therefore it can't be solved by our mere mortal minds |
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit?
Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that"
It writes SUCH incredible essays. I just love reading a ChattyP essay 
But we digress! |
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit?
Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that
It writes SUCH incredible essays. I just love reading a ChattyP essay
But we digress! "
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
Punctures don't count Woody  "
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole.  just thinking |
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At what point do you go from being a woman, to being more than a woman (to me)?
https://youtu.be/717TcuN_-oo?si=a8b06YpZFkWhuYYX
(Also how the fuck do they sing so high. I think my voice got too low for that circa 1990 😝) |
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking "
Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch |
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking
Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch "
Good point probably best to stay on the safe side and just go for the standard normal things like belly buttons and nostrils lol |
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking "
I love the sound when my bellend pops out of an eye socket when skull fucking  |
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
I counted ten 😏
Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking
Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch
Good point probably best to stay on the safe side and just go for the standard normal things like belly buttons and nostrils lol "
Got enough snot up the nostrils without adding more |
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I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men.
I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species. |
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I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men.
I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species."
The whole human race is a complex species. |
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I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men.
I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species."
My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture. |
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I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men.
I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species.
My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture. "
Yes, as all boffins know, sex differences are largely cosmological in origin. |
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I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men.
I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species.
My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture.
Yes, as all boffins know, sex differences are largely cosmological in origin."
In brains, the overwhelming majority of people are decidedly average. The "x% sex difference" stuff that gets splashed in the media is often like, 500 people are basically the same, but one dude was off the chart. Plus pink and blue brain pictures for extra truthiness |
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There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference.
"Differences between men's and women's brains.
Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research
Date: March 29, 2021
Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science
Summary:
How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all." |
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference.
"Differences between men's and women's brains.
Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research
Date: March 29, 2021
Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science
Summary:
How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all.""
But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts.
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference.
"Differences between men's and women's brains.
Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research
Date: March 29, 2021
Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science
Summary:
How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all."
But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts.
*nods*"
I'm struggling to accept that the luminous clarity of tabloid graphics is not a guarantor of scientific accuracy  |
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference.
"Differences between men's and women's brains.
Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research
Date: March 29, 2021
Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science
Summary:
How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all."
But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts.
*nods*
I'm struggling to accept that the luminous clarity of tabloid graphics is not a guarantor of scientific accuracy "
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’
Other mags available
Is it wimmin who publish material on OnlyFlans? "
Oh golly gosh no...I've seen more peni on there than here  |
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ "
Is giving people the ol' razzle dazzle gender affirming care?
https://youtu.be/9OfT8y9XqjA?si=xk-3UuLYJqUPUD-t |
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated
You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons "
No that's a hand drying... not the same..
Also I'm barred from spoons now |
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated
You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons
No that's a hand drying... not the same..
Also I'm barred from spoons now"
That's limiting. Fancy a fork? |
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated
You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons
No that's a hand drying... not the same..
Also I'm barred from spoons now"
I told you writing on the walls wasn't allowed |
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I was going to do a What is a Woman thread ....... and behold ..... it sparkles before me. Thanks Sparkle x
Hope you've all been hard at it and written sensible answers. I'm going for a read of your literacy genius now...... |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
And ears
And a belly button.
And my axe!
You know some wild women 🤣"
What can I say, it happens when you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake 😎 |
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"3 holes
Don't you know any women with a nose?
And ears
And a belly button.
And my axe!
You know some wild women 🤣
What can I say, it happens when you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake 😎"
Smooth |
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"I was going to do a What is a Woman thread ....... and behold ..... it sparkles before me. Thanks Sparkle x
Hope you've all been hard at it and written sensible answers. I'm going for a read of your literacy genius now......"
Wish I hadn't bothered...it wasn't supposed to be that deep a question |
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"That brings the count to 8!😁
Men & Women have the same number of holes"
I'm counting now! Surely females generally have an extra "hole" that males do not? The vagina-hole? Other than that yes, the average male and female human have the same number of pee holes and anuseseseses and earholes and belly buttons (≠ hole depending on innie/outie) and nose holes and pie holes. Did I count my holes correctly? |
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What is a woman?
For me as a man, Everything.
Everything Beautiful!, everything Bright!, everything Dark to many men's Delight. Everything Heavenly!, everything True! when wrongfully mad or just lying to you. Everything Happy!, everything Sweet!, everything Dangerous! from her head to her feet. Everything Solid!, everything Strange!, everything's nothing without a woman in range. Everything Special, everything Warm everything in its purest most wonderful form. Everything. |
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"That brings the count to 8!😁
Men & Women have the same number of holes
I'm counting now! Surely females generally have an extra "hole" that males do not? The vagina-hole? Other than that yes, the average male and female human have the same number of pee holes and anuseseseses and earholes and belly buttons (≠ hole depending on innie/outie) and nose holes and pie holes. Did I count my holes correctly?"
That would be 'anusi' not anuseseseses or maybe anusessssssses but not anuseseseses. Carry on ....... actually saying it in my head it's anussusses. Carry on ......... |
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