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"How would the winner be judged? " By a judge maybe lol xx | |||
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"Hey, how you doin'? "Classic start 🤣 | |||
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"FAF?" 🔟/🔟 | |||
"I stand no chance, I'm bloody hopeless x" Get ya coat luv, you've pulled. | |||
"FAF? 🔟/🔟" I win. 🏅 | |||
"FAF? 🔟/🔟 I win. 🏅" 🏆 | |||
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"Can't flirt to save me life "Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.  | |||
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"Oh, flirting is not a competition. It’s a collaboration. Or at least it is when it’s done right. "You're quite slick, ManTart. 🩷 | |||
"You're quite slick, ManTart. 🩷" We’d make quite a pair if only we fancied each other. Olympic level flirters. 👌 | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx" When we end up in bed you know I’ve won  🤣 | |||
"You're quite slick, ManTart. 🩷 We’d make quite a pair if only we fancied each other. Olympic level flirters. 👌" I know, I know. Truly gutting. Wouldn't say I'm a flirter though. | |||
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"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid. "Only if you ask nicely | |||
"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.
Only if you ask nicely "Pretty pleaseeeeee | |||
"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.
Only if you ask nicely
Pretty pleaseeeeee "On your knees.lol | |||
"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.
Only if you ask nicely
Pretty pleaseeeeee
On your knees.lol "Slurpppp  | |||
"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.
Only if you ask nicely
Pretty pleaseeeeee
On your knees.lol
Slurpppp "no dribbling allowed..  | |||
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"Can't flirt to save me life
Fair enough, let's just get nekkid.
Only if you ask nicely
Pretty pleaseeeeee
On your knees.lol
Slurpppp no dribbling allowed.. "I wouldn't dream of wasting a drop. | |||
"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx" When two people are caught up in chat, you don't really ask who came first | |||
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"Heres me cock -FAF? Winner winner - let me in yer!! "Do i win a cup or anything? Certificate? | |||
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"Heres me cock -FAF? Winner winner - let me in yer!!
Do i win a cup or anything? Certificate? "🏆 It's the taking part that counts, Todger!  | |||
"All I need to do is look in your eyes, pucker my lips & gotcha.. "You want a guy to look into your eyes when you have a pair of tits like that??? Not gonna happen. | |||
"Heres me cock -FAF? Winner winner - let me in yer!!
Do i win a cup or anything? Certificate?
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It's the taking part that counts, Todger! "Thanks Daizy xx now get yer coat I haven’t got all day  | |||
"Heres me cock -FAF? Winner winner - let me in yer!!
Do i win a cup or anything? Certificate?
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It's the taking part that counts, Todger! "I dunno the prize could be pretty amazing | |||
"All I need to do is look in your eyes, pucker my lips & gotcha..
You want a guy to look into your eyes when you have a pair of tits like that???
Not gonna happen. "Ok, they will do too.. | |||
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"All I need to do is look in your eyes, pucker my lips & gotcha..
You want a guy to look into your eyes when you have a pair of tits like that???
Not gonna happen.
Ok, they will do too.. "Phew. Now get them out for the lads... | |||
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"I'd win the booby prize" Fuckkkkkk me. | |||
"All I need to do is look in your eyes, pucker my lips & gotcha..
You want a guy to look into your eyes when you have a pair of tits like that???
Not gonna happen.
Ok, they will do too..
Phew. Now get them out for the lads..."
Only on a Tuesday | |||
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"Out. I can’t flirt for toffee "Practice makes perfect they say😉😁 | |||
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"How would the winner be judged? " for the men - how damp her knickers are…. ? for the ladies the angle of the dangle | |||
"Oh, flirting is not a competition. It’s a collaboration. Or at least it is when it’s done right. "Damn, he made me wet!  | |||
"I'd win the booby prize" Checks profile pics
You might well win the (.)(.) prize | |||
"Out. I can’t flirt for toffee "But you'd do it for bacon. | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx" I have sex appeal of Ralph wiggum "do you like stuff?" | |||
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"Out. I know my limitations "But I haven't had a chance to pinch your bum yet | |||
"Out. I know my limitations
But I haven't had a chance to pinch your bum yet ""Hey, that is unwanted physical contact" (donkey) | |||
"Out. I know my limitations
But I haven't had a chance to pinch your bum yet
"Hey, that is unwanted physical contact" (donkey)"Not if she said it was OK. | |||
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"It just do happens this glass slipper I have will fit you … ( god that’s so crap ) " Oh thanks it will go nicely with my ruby slipper | |||
"All I need to do is look in your eyes, pucker my lips & gotcha..
You want a guy to look into your eyes when you have a pair of tits like that???
Not gonna happen.
Ok, they will do too..
Phew. Now get them out for the lads...
Only on a Tuesday "Setting a reminder for tomorrow. | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx I have sex appeal of Ralph wiggum "do you like stuff?" "My cat's breath smells like cat food! | |||
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"Pushes hair from out of my eyes, smiles somewhat nervously. Little lip nibble… “How does one join in this game” Sweet smile… perhaps a nose wrinkle…" You had me at the lip nibble. | |||
"Pushes hair from out of my eyes, smiles somewhat nervously. Little lip nibble… “How does one join in this game” Sweet smile… perhaps a nose wrinkle… You had me at the lip nibble." I had you at a pint of ale and a frankly brilliant chipmunk impression🤣🤣 You also know that the above is how I narrate it in my head & what I actually do are a little different 🙈 | |||
"Pushes hair from out of my eyes, smiles somewhat nervously. Little lip nibble… “How does one join in this game” Sweet smile… perhaps a nose wrinkle… You had me at the lip nibble. I had you at a pint of ale and a frankly brilliant chipmunk impression🤣🤣 You also know that the above is how I narrate it in my head & what I actually do are a little different 🙈" Does make me wonder what goes on in your head 🤔😘 | |||
"Pushes hair from out of my eyes, smiles somewhat nervously. Little lip nibble… “How does one join in this game” Sweet smile… perhaps a nose wrinkle… You had me at the lip nibble. I had you at a pint of ale and a frankly brilliant chipmunk impression🤣🤣 You also know that the above is how I narrate it in my head & what I actually do are a little different 🙈 Does make me wonder what goes on in your head 🤔😘" You know when Homer Simpson has that cymbal bashing monkey ? That. With a backflipping Labrador, ice skating giraffe and a food stand. 🤣🤣 | |||
"Pushes hair from out of my eyes, smiles somewhat nervously. Little lip nibble… “How does one join in this game” Sweet smile… perhaps a nose wrinkle… You had me at the lip nibble. I had you at a pint of ale and a frankly brilliant chipmunk impression🤣🤣 You also know that the above is how I narrate it in my head & what I actually do are a little different 🙈 Does make me wonder what goes on in your head 🤔😘 You know when Homer Simpson has that cymbal bashing monkey ? That. With a backflipping Labrador, ice skating giraffe and a food stand. 🤣🤣" Pretty normal then. Awesome! | |||
"Does make me wonder what goes on in your head 🤔😘 You know when Homer Simpson has that cymbal bashing monkey ? That. With a backflipping Labrador, ice skating giraffe and a food stand. 🤣🤣" Sounds a bit like my brain!!
I'd love also, to be able to remember some chat up lines from a similar, easier thread. But alas...I am unable! | |||
"You know when Homer Simpson has that cymbal bashing monkey ? That. With a backflipping Labrador, ice skating giraffe and a food stand. 🤣🤣" Oh hey, that's what it's like in my head too! | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx I have sex appeal of Ralph wiggum "do you like stuff?"
My cat's breath smells like cat food!"I fail English that unpossiable  | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx" Nice tits | |||
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"Who thinks they could win it? Xx And why? Xx I have sex appeal of Ralph wiggum "do you like stuff?"
My cat's breath smells like cat food!
I fail English that unpossiable "Exchanging Ralph Wiggum quotes is really the only way to flirt. | |||
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