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I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed
If im having coffee its oat milk
And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat |
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"I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed
If im having coffee its oat milk
And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat "
That’s quite the variety of milk! |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed
If im having coffee its oat milk
And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat
That’s quite the variety of milk!"
I like a variety |
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"I like my milk to have nice tits and a squeezable ass. 
Never seen that in Asda."
If you do see this in the chilled aisle could you kindly let me know, I don’t shop at Asda but may consider if this in on the shelf 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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I drink semi skimmed.
Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔 |
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"I drink semi skimmed.
Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔"
All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle. |
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"Oh whoops, typo, I meant milk Monday 🥛
What milk do you like?
Yep, that’s all my brain has got by this point of the holidays.
Mrs TMN x"
I'll be honest, if your Thread title AND correction were related, i'd be happy with bith from my profile. lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"I drink semi skimmed.
Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔
All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle."
Haha, how very dare they! Don't they know this milf needs her semi EVERY morning!! |
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"I drink semi skimmed.
Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔
All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle.
Haha, how very dare they! Don't they know this milf needs her semi EVERY morning!!"
Just semi? |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab   "
If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣
#bigboobproblems |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab
If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣
#bigboobproblems"
Need a hand (or 2)? |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab
If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣
#bigboobproblems"
I see no potential problems |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab "
Holding them in front of her dirty pillows all coy like that scene in Austin Powers? |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.
Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇
PSA: JULIE NEEDS FULL FAT CREAM EVERYONE, SHE WANTS TO BE LICKING IT OFF HER LIPS"
Ill happily supply some |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab
If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣
#bigboobproblems
I see no potential problems "
Might spill the milk though |
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"Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.
Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇
PSA: JULIE NEEDS FULL FAT CREAM EVERYONE, SHE WANTS TO BE LICKING IT OFF HER LIPS
Ill happily supply some"
*whistles* Juuuuuuulie. Juuuuuuuuuulie |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab
Holding them in front of her dirty pillows all coy like that scene in Austin Powers?"
Mrs , fell free to hold them beauties as coyly as you please , please |
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"Got a semi on the go right now, but I really enjoy full fat… I don’t even know if I’m talking about milk or milf?
The response fits for both I think"
Well the thread is about milk. There seems to be some confusion |
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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T
Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab
If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣
#bigboobproblems
I see no potential problems
Might spill the milk though"
I still see no problems |
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By *eliWoman 16 weeks ago
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NipNips 
I like strawberry milkshake. With a shot of espresso.
I like milk when it becomes a pumpkin spice frappuccino with a shot of espresso. That's the best type of milk. I've just got my second of the premature spooky season. Happy times. |
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"NipNips
I like strawberry milkshake. With a shot of espresso.
I like milk when it becomes a pumpkin spice frappuccino with a shot of espresso. That's the best type of milk. I've just got my second of the premature spooky season. Happy times."
Not milk, Mellster. Those are milk based drinks. |
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I’ll take a couple of milfs please. Where do I pick them up?
Oh, milk. Right. I’m lucky, I get to buy mine from the local dairy farm. Fresh as it comes, with proper cream. I’m a total milk snob about it now. |
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"Anyone lactose intolerant people on here?
I don’t think this is a safe thread for those people."
Au contraire! Oat milk, soya milk, coconut milk… many dairy free milks are available. Also dairy free milfs, I’d imagine  |
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