"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.
I am disappointed with myself."
My word... Reading the responses is making my blood sugar spike... I think I'll stick to penis... 5g of protein is more nutritious...? |
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"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.
I am disappointed with myself.
Intrusive thoughts?
Gotta love em"
Nah.
Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.
I very much want to think of this penis.
And have it in my mouth 💜 |
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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.
I am disappointed with myself.
Intrusive thoughts?
Gotta love em
Nah.
Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.
I very much want to think of this penis.
And have it in my mouth 💜"
Ah true I've drank abit so my reading comprehension is ass.
I had something abit similar happen last night except it was a tit, and it was intrusive.
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does! 
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab."
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!  |
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"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does!
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted! "
I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse. |
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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does!
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!
I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse."
I am now going to venture into the forbidden section, ill let you know how it goes. |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does!
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!
I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse."
See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine! |
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"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does!
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!
I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse.
See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine!"
You’re starting to sound like my wife  |
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"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.
I am good
That was quick. Even by my standards.
Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!"
I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade. |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
"A cappuccino and now I want another one.
It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?
Almost*
This numpty does!
This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.
Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!
I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse.
See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine!
You’re starting to sound like my wife "
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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.
I am good
That was quick. Even by my standards.
Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!
I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade."
Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic. |
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"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.
I am good
That was quick. Even by my standards.
Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!
I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade.
Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic."
The fact it got 20 replies is already a miracle. |
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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.
I am good
That was quick. Even by my standards.
Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!
I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade.
Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic.
The fact it got 20 replies is already a miracle."
I thought it wouldn't hit off with acorns honeslty, but yeah your right! |
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"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.
I am disappointed with myself.
Intrusive thoughts?
Gotta love em
Nah.
Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.
I very much want to think of this penis.
And have it in my mouth 💜"
Im like… 10 miles away!!  |
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