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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just wondering what phrases annoy you peeps when you get emails off folk.
Number one for me is
Professional. Followed by man, woman, couple.
Ie. Professional couple seeks similar.
What does it mean? Are they prostitutes touting for business.
Rant over. Lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional "
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"mmmmm
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol
all the above, when used by people who rant about text speak
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I am deeply upset that you never ever told me this. You actually let me use PMSL despite my well known dislike of text speak and you never ever ever pointed it out to me...
Gutted! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"mmmmm
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol
all the above, when used by people who rant about text speak
I am deeply upset that you never ever told me this. You actually let me use PMSL despite my well known dislike of text speak and you never ever ever pointed it out to me...
Gutted! "
I do recall we have mentioned this before  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging."
It is not relevant to swinging (sorry Granny, should be your answer really...) but when we choose people with whom we engage at physical level we have certain expectations of that person. For some people it really is important... for me professional is not as important as intelligent but tbhat would be non negotiable. Does that make sense? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"mmmmm
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol
all the above, when used by people who rant about text speak
I am deeply upset that you never ever told me this. You actually let me use PMSL despite my well known dislike of text speak and you never ever ever pointed it out to me...
Gutted!
I do recall we have mentioned this before "
And now, to make maters worse... you are alluding to my age related memory loss!!! |
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging."
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.It is not relevant to swinging (sorry Granny, should be your answer really...) but when we choose people with whom we engage at physical level we have certain expectations of that person. For some people it really is important... for me professional is not as important as intelligent but tbhat would be non negotiable. Does that make sense? "
That was highly unprofessional of you dear heart. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.It is not relevant to swinging (sorry Granny, should be your answer really...) but when we choose people with whom we engage at physical level we have certain expectations of that person. For some people it really is important... for me professional is not as important as intelligent but tbhat would be non negotiable. Does that make sense?
That was highly unprofessional of you dear heart. "
I am very sorry - I clearly dont belong to the same professional body (and I dont own one either!) Yours humbly A. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"I say 'to be fair' a million times and I can't stop myself
Grrrrr that one drives me up the wall!!  To be fair, View is very genuine, first of all."
I am a nightmare with it... I try and stop myself but out it comes... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Have your cake and eat it........ you would eat it, if you had a cake that was yours, surely  "
You know that made me chuckle. I have heard that phrase so often and being a non native speaker I always wondered how that could make sense |
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
Sorry but the Donny Osmand fan club does not count as a body of professional people...."
Fugg off ! I have a badge! |
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
Sorry but the Donny Osmand fan club does not count as a body of professional people....
Fugg off ! I have a badge!"
That's different then..... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
Sorry but the Donny Osmand fan club does not count as a body of professional people....
Fugg off ! I have a badge!"
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol |
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"Have your cake and eat it........ you would eat it, if you had a cake that was yours, surely
You know that made me chuckle. I have heard that phrase so often and being a non native speaker I always wondered how that could make sense "
Athrowednightie are you ready for this ? |
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"I say 'to be fair' a million times and I can't stop myself
Grrrrr that one drives me up the wall!! To be fair, View is very genuine, first of all.
I am a nightmare with it... I try and stop myself but out it comes..."
I know a good therapist...if you're interested! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Have your cake and eat it........ you would eat it, if you had a cake that was yours, surely
You know that made me chuckle. I have heard that phrase so often and being a non native speaker I always wondered how that could make sense
Athrowednightie are you ready for this ?"
Dont think I have ever been more ready... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I say 'to be fair' a million times and I can't stop myself
Grrrrr that one drives me up the wall!! To be fair, View is very genuine, first of all.
I am a nightmare with it... I try and stop myself but out it comes...
I know a good therapist...if you're interested! "
thank you, yes I think I may |
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"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
Sorry but the Donny Osmand fan club does not count as a body of professional people....
Fugg off ! I have a badge!
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol"
Bee wear duh rothoff vu |
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"Have your cake and eat it........ you would eat it, if you had a cake that was yours, surely
You know that made me chuckle. I have heard that phrase so often and being a non native speaker I always wondered how that could make sense
Athrowednightie are you ready for this ?Dont think I have ever been more ready..."
Then I'll begin. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I say 'to be fair' a million times and I can't stop myself
Grrrrr that one drives me up the wall!! To be fair, View is very genuine, first of all.
I am a nightmare with it... I try and stop myself but out it comes...
I know a good therapist...if you're interested!
thank you, yes I think I may"
Could we do couple therapy?
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Im a professional woman.
No im not a prostitute.( They earn more )
Feel free to be annoyed.
I'll still be professional
So what do you mean bu professional?
I just fail to see how its relevant to swinging.
I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
Sorry but the Donny Osmand fan club does not count as a body of professional people....
Fugg off ! I have a badge!
pmsl
lmao
flmao
meh
lol
Bee wear duh rothoff vu "
Come on, that is not fair. I am struggling with plain English... let alone a variation of such! Gimme chance,!! |
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The FULL saying is -
You cannot have your cake and eat it too.
Pretty logical really. If you eat your cake you haven't got it. If you've got it you've got it. If you eat it you haven't.
Put simply ... it means.
You cannot have things both ways. You can either own a piece of cake OR you can eat it. If you eat it you no longer have it.
Sort of the same thing as people wanting better services but not wanting to pay more taxes for it.
They want their cake but they also want to eat it.
It's asking the impossible.
It's impossible to eat the cake and have the cake.
Shit ... is that clear ? It is to me. |
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"I say 'to be fair' a million times and I can't stop myself
Grrrrr that one drives me up the wall!! To be fair, View is very genuine, first of all.
I am a nightmare with it... I try and stop myself but out it comes...
I know a good therapist...if you're interested!
thank you, yes I think I may"
To be fair...at the end of the day and to be honest...if you hide yourself...there is little that can be done to save your sould  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"The FULL saying is -
You cannot have your cake and eat it too.
Pretty logical really. If you eat your cake you haven't got it. If you've got it you've got it. If you eat it you haven't.
Put simply ... it means.
You cannot have things both ways. You can either own a piece of cake OR you can eat it. If you eat it you no longer have it.
Sort of the same thing as people wanting better services but not wanting to pay more taxes for it.
They want their cake but they also want to eat it.
It's asking the impossible.
It's impossible to eat the cake and have the cake.
Shit ... is that clear ? It is to me."
So does this mean a genuine married guy on hear whose wife is baking a cake for him while he is out philandering, can have his cake, eat it and be chillaxing all at the same time? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"The FULL saying is -
You cannot have your cake and eat it too.
Pretty logical really. If you eat your cake you haven't got it. If you've got it you've got it. If you eat it you haven't.
Put simply ... it means.
You cannot have things both ways. You can either own a piece of cake OR you can eat it. If you eat it you no longer have it.
Sort of the same thing as people wanting better services but not wanting to pay more taxes for it.
They want their cake but they also want to eat it.
It's asking the impossible.
It's impossible to eat the cake and have the cake.
Shit ... is that clear ? It is to me.So does this mean a genuine married guy on hear whose wife is baking a cake for him while he is out philandering, can have his cake, eat it and be chillaxing all at the same time? "
Sorry should read " a genuine married man on here" |
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"The FULL saying is -
You cannot have your cake and eat it too.
Pretty logical really. If you eat your cake you haven't got it. If you've got it you've got it. If you eat it you haven't.
Put simply ... it means.
You cannot have things both ways. You can either own a piece of cake OR you can eat it. If you eat it you no longer have it.
Sort of the same thing as people wanting better services but not wanting to pay more taxes for it.
They want their cake but they also want to eat it.
It's asking the impossible.
It's impossible to eat the cake and have the cake.
Shit ... is that clear ? It is to me.So does this mean a genuine married guy on hear whose wife is baking a cake for him while he is out philandering, can have his cake, eat it and be chillaxing all at the same time? "
No. He can have his cake. He can eat his cake but if he eats his cake he cannot have his cake.
Wiki says this
The proverb literally means "you cannot both possess your cake and eat it". It can be used to say that one can't or shouldn't have or want more than one deserves or can handle or that one can't have or shouldn't try to have two incompatible things. The proverb's meaning is similar to the phrases "you can't have it both ways" and "you can't have the best of both worlds." Conversely, in the positive sense, it refers to "having it both ways" or "having the best of both worlds." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"straighter than a roman road and 1000000000% straight and this man is not for turning, ever ever ever
yeah, right
Oh View you cynic you lol meh 
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You silver tongued cavalier!! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"straighter than a roman road and 1000000000% straight and this man is not for turning, ever ever ever
yeah, right
Oh View you cynic you lol meh
stud
You silver tongued cavalier!! "
well thats us established rapport, just ram it in my gob..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I belong to a recognised body of professional people.
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To me being a professional is also a cultural thing - we share certain attitudes that make me feel comfortable with them. It's partly intelligence, but much more than that. It's trite, but the brain is the biggest sex organ |
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"To be fair and to be honest, and if i can be frank, at the end of the day, you can't have ya cake and eat it without upsetting the apple cart  "
Sir Humphrey: Well Minister, if you asked me for a straight answer then I shall say that, as far as we can see, looking at it by and large, taking one time with another, in terms of the average of departments, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say that, at the end of the day, in general terms, you would find, that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other, as far as one can see, at this stage. |
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"To be fair and to be honest, and if i can be frank, at the end of the day, you can't have ya cake and eat it without upsetting the apple cart
Sir Humphrey: Well Minister, if you asked me for a straight answer then I shall say that, as far as we can see, looking at it by and large, taking one time with another, in terms of the average of departments, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say that, at the end of the day, in general terms, you would find, that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other, as far as one can see, at this stage."
PMSL |
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"I know I'm new and I've got no verifications or pictures, but I am genuine and can text you a pic if you give me your number!! On the first message x "
Please please please me me me me, here is my number 0800 69 69 69!! |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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I dislike anything along the lines of -
Looking for a Female to join us
Yes I may be a Female but there are plenty of better words to describe my gender, lady for one.
But then I can't say I have ever been called a lady 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just wondering what phrases annoy you peeps when you get emails off folk.
Number one for me is
Professional. Followed by man, woman, couple.
Ie. Professional couple seeks similar.
What does it mean? Are they prostitutes touting for business.
Rant over. Lol
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discreet
professional
nawty (spelt that way)
wuu2
what you looking for on here
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I know I'm new and I've got no verifications or pictures, but I am genuine and can text you a pic if you give me your number!! On the first message x
Please please please me me me me, here is my number 0800 69 69 69!!"
Just tried that number and they asked for a (sperm) donation.... |
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"I dislike anything along the lines of -
Looking for a Female to join us
Yes I may be a Female but there are plenty of better words to describe my gender, lady for one.
But then I can't say I have ever been called a lady
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A lady of plenty (if there is such an expression)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like this kin ell thing that seems to be going around
God that's years old.....I first heard that years ago in a South London comedy pub.
Trying to remember who the comedian was now...."
Is it! God I thought it was something that someone started saying on here and it caught on. I'd never heard it before. Well there's my bit of knowledge learnt today, thank you |
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"I don't like this kin ell thing that seems to be going around
God that's years old.....I first heard that years ago in a South London comedy pub.
Trying to remember who the comedian was now....
Is it! God I thought it was something that someone started saying on here and it caught on. I'd never heard it before. Well there's my bit of knowledge learnt today, thank you "
Got it!....the comedian was Londoner Jimmy Jones, saw him in the Old Kent Road one night at the Thomas A Beckett pub.
His catchphrase was 'kin 'ell |
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"I know I'm new and I've got no verifications or pictures, but I am genuine and can text you a pic if you give me your number!! On the first message x
Please please please me me me me, here is my number 0800 69 69 69!!"
That's my number  |
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"I know I'm new and I've got no verifications or pictures, but I am genuine and can text you a pic if you give me your number!! On the first message x
Please please please me me me me, here is my number 0800 69 69 69!!
That's my number "
I'll call you soon..be ready xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just wondering what phrases annoy you peeps when you get emails off folk.
Number one for me is
Professional. Followed by man, woman, couple.
Ie. Professional couple seeks similar.
What does it mean? Are they prostitutes touting for business.
Rant over. Lol
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'Rant over' annoys me
Think most of the ones I dislike have been covered - nomnom, chillax, mmmm, how's you? hun, jog on.. |
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"I don't like this kin ell thing that seems to be going around
God that's years old.....I first heard that years ago in a South London comedy pub.
Trying to remember who the comedian was now...."
Jimmy jones? |
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