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Alarm Clocking

By *odgerMoore OP Man 23 weeks ago

Nowhere

Inspired by the motorboat thread…

Have you ever been alarm clocked?

Where a guy puts his cock between either your boobs or your arse cheeks and waggles it shouting ‘ Wakey wakey… rise and shine!!’

And go…..

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 23 weeks ago

Ends

God in heaven 🫨

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Nah.

Pretty sure anyone I've shared a bed with in the past 20 years has been well warned that waking me up is an absolute deal breaker 💜

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By *odgerMoore OP Man 23 weeks ago

Nowhere

"God in heaven 🫨"

Its Friday - thought I’d outdo myself

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 23 weeks ago

Essex

Ha. Try it and you’ll be both alarmed and clocked!!

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By *ustamanMan 23 weeks ago

weymouth

FFS return to the cromagnon man of the 50/60/70's 🙄

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 23 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It’s a brave way to begin a thread Todger, I’ll give you that.

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By *ayRyuMan 23 weeks ago

Harrogate

I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬

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By *viatrixWoman 23 weeks ago

Redhill

Enough Fab for me today. 🤢🤢🤢

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By *he KakapoMan 23 weeks ago

A nice rock

I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

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By *odgerMoore OP Man 23 weeks ago

Nowhere

"It’s a brave way to begin a thread Todger, I’ll give you that."

Cheers RTG

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 23 weeks ago

Essex

"I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬"

More like a taxidermist….

… not a morning person 🤣🤣

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By *vaRose43Woman 23 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

My ex husband used to think it was hilarious to slap his morning boner on my face while screaming “ALARM COCK”

Just another reason he’s my ex husband

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By *ayRyuMan 23 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬

More like a taxidermist….

… not a morning person 🤣🤣"

I'm taking note of that 😉

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By *odgerMoore OP Man 23 weeks ago

Nowhere

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is"

That’s where she punches you in the face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 23 weeks ago

North West

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is"

The balls get a good strong twist

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By *he KakapoMan 23 weeks ago

A nice rock

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

That’s where she punches you in the face

The face would be a win in that scenario

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By *olfandtazCouple 23 weeks ago

Bristol

Nope! Another weird trend I should imagine

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By *odgerMoore OP Man 23 weeks ago

Nowhere

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

That’s where she punches you in the face

The face would be a win in that scenario "

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By *eordieJeansCouple 23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *eordieJeansCouple 23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m a light sleeper so they wouldn’t even get close.

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