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By *aytime78 OP Man 29 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Mary had a little skirt

it split right up the sides

Every where that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs

she also had another skirt

that split right up the front

she didnt wear that one!!!

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By *ripfillMan 29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Mary had a little lamb

Its legs were all a quiver.

It gave a cough its leg fell off

Floating down the River

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By *aytime78 OP Man 29 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Mary had a little lamb

she fed it on cream crackers

every time it dropped a crumb

she kicked it in the knackers

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By *icolerobbieCouple 29 weeks ago

walsall

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By *nnCeeWoman 29 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Mary had a little lamb

Its legs were all a quiver.

It gave a cough its leg fell off

Floating down the River

"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

How does your garden grow?

I put compost on and water it,

Innit?

Twat!

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By *ayRyuMan 29 weeks ago

Harrogate

Mary had a little lamb,

It's fleece was very red,

The reason for this being,

It had a pickaxe in its head!!

Don't ask where I know that from 🤣

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 29 weeks ago

Essex

Mary had a little lamb

She put it on a pylon

A thousand volts went up his bum

And changed his wool to nylon

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mary had a little lamb

She kept it nice and fed.

Then Mary took that lamb to school

Between two bits of bread.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mary had a little lamb.

We couldn't be more proud!

Thanks to gynae and staff at Joburg Gen.

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