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"My two requirements are:
• a love for pre and post sex cuddles.
• I want you proudly goofy laughing and smiling at my messages throughout the day
If that’s you, inbox me 
It’s me  "
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me"
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user) |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)"
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init"
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them? |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?"
You could cut the tension with a machete (probably being brandished by that brown bastard) |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?
You could cut the tension with a machete (probably being brandished by that brown bastard) "
Not helping 😅 |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?"
As far as I'm aware beef is used both as a verb and a noun in that context, so you're beefing with someone or you have beef with them. |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?"
Beef with.
Or just beef. It’s fine either way. Not on and not at |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?
You could cut the tension with a machete (probably being brandished by that brown bastard)
Not helping 😅"
That 🥷 is always stirring shit |
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?
As far as I'm aware beef is used both as a verb and a noun in that context, so you're beefing with someone or you have beef with them."
My man |
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"Yes. I miss this.
Oh I forgot. Erm, funny, chilled, confident without being arrogant. Any of those. "
On this note, her screen name initials must start with C and R, her display picture should show a lovely red lingere set, along with a pert derrierre.
Between 42-44, and not those numbers.
Gym goer
Blue eyes
Loves sensual sex, kissing and oral
Not be into submissive men
To quote J Hus…
“Did you see what I Done”
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"Yes. I miss this.
Oh I forgot. Erm, funny, chilled, confident without being arrogant. Any of those.
On this note, her screen name initials must start with C and R, her display picture should show a lovely red lingere set, along with a pert derrierre.
Between 42-44, and not those numbers.
Gym goer
Blue eyes
Loves sensual sex, kissing and oral
Not be into submissive men
To quote J Hus…
“Did you see what I Done”
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Came in a black benz left in a white one |
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"Same.
Anyway- what is the most important quality you’re fwb must have?
I’m bored"
Yes please! She needs to strike the right balance between friend and benefits.
I don’t talk to my friends every day and certainly don’t text them goodnight, but I do like to speak to them fairly regularly. Benefits whenever we both fancy it and can. Not so little it’s not worth it, but not so much we stray into relationship territory.
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Friendly but not clingy
Intelligent but not arrogant
Confident but not cocky
Leading not controlling
Can be led but not submissive
Giving but not a walkover
Kinky not totally warped
Has a diary stupidly in line with mine
Likes dogs, food & drink. As happy to natter as shag (sometimes)
I’ll be over here in the pile of haystacks….
🤣
Sexy as fuck. |
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"Friendly but not clingy
Intelligent but not arrogant
Confident but not cocky
Leading not controlling
Can be led but not submissive
Giving but not a walkover
Kinky not totally warped
Has a diary stupidly in line with mine
Likes dogs, food & drink. As happy to natter as shag (sometimes)
I’ll be over here in the pile of haystacks….
🤣
Sexy as fuck."
I'd like to meet you in a haystack.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Make me laugh until my abs hurt.
In life’s busyness, make time for me because I’m a priority to you. I’m not saying make your entire life revolve around me, that’s different. |
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"Make me laugh until my abs hurt.
In life’s busyness, make time for me because I’m a priority to you. I’m not saying make your entire life revolve around me, that’s different. "
Can you send me your diary? |
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"Friendly but not clingy
Intelligent but not arrogant
Confident but not cocky
Leading not controlling
Can be led but not submissive
Giving but not a walkover
Kinky not totally warped
Has a diary stupidly in line with mine
Likes dogs, food & drink. As happy to natter as shag (sometimes)
I’ll be over here in the pile of haystacks….
🤣
Sexy as fuck."
Pretty much this is me. Not even tryna gas myself up either |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I'm just here for the entymology lesson. "
To be honest, I do love the “etymology” of fab.
The words, manner and structure someone uses says a lot about their personalities, and if done correctly I find arousing |
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"I'm just here for the entymology lesson.
To be honest, I do love the “etymology” of fab.
The words, manner and structure someone uses says a lot about their personalities, and if done correctly I find arousing"
Thanks for pointing out my typo  |
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"My two requirements are:
• a love for pre and post sex cuddles.
• I want you proudly goofy laughing and smiling at my messages throughout the day
If that’s you, inbox me "
Applications are now closed |
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By *ir tootMan 23 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
I do want a fwb, maybe someone who I can get along with and feel comfortable spending time chatting or going out and obviously the other stuff too.
But I feel like this is standard stuff anyway so. |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G. "
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions.... |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions...."
Does it have to be their mouth? |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions....
Does it have to be their mouth? "
I've not read that far into the article. Let's assume not |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions....
Does it have to be their mouth?
I've not read that far into the article. Let's assume not "
Instructions unclear.. my tongue is now inside her ear  |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions....
Does it have to be their mouth?
I've not read that far into the article. Let's assume not
Instructions unclear.. my tongue is now inside her ear "
I think that's okay. I think  |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
^^^ this guy thinks he’s funny
The bromance is just 😍
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Google says:
Slide the tip of your tongue inside your partner's mouth and gently move it against the tip of his or her tongue. Use light, darting motions....
Does it have to be their mouth?
I've not read that far into the article. Let's assume not
Instructions unclear.. my tongue is now inside her ear
I think that's okay. I think "
Now its stuck there. Darn! 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Does anyone fancy finding a FWB? "
Yes
"Anyway- what is the most important quality you’re fwb must have? "
Good sense of humour, likes to chat, and ideally is willing to do 'The Sex' with me and (as per Four Weddings and a Funeral) "hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick"
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Yes I would like a FWB.
Most important quality? Being relaxed and fun. Someone I can hang out with without sex and someone for whom sex isn't just about thrusting and grunting but about playfulness and fun and pleasure.
And who wants to receive industrial amounts of cunnilingus, obviously. |
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Gotta be honest not play mind games, regular contact not just when he’s feeling horny. Someone I can spend the odd with or naughty days when the kids are at school. Is a friend as well as a play friend. There’s prob more but that’ll do |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"She has to have no life and no schedule. She needs to be available 24/7. Be it 4pm, 1am, 7am.. 😂😂"
Are you trying to tell everyone you're very high maintenance, Adam 🤣 |
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"Friendly but not clingy
Intelligent but not arrogant
Confident but not cocky
Leading not controlling
Can be led but not submissive
Giving but not a walkover
Kinky not totally warped
Has a diary stupidly in line with mine
Likes dogs, food & drink. As happy to natter as shag (sometimes)
I’ll be over here in the pile of haystacks….
🤣
Sexy as fuck."
trail
This sums up what I've been looking for as well!
I've given up even looking in a haystack and wandered off  |
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"Friendly but not clingy
Intelligent but not arrogant
Confident but not cocky
Leading not controlling
Can be led but not submissive
Giving but not a walkover
Kinky not totally warped
Has a diary stupidly in line with mine
Likes dogs, food & drink. As happy to natter as shag (sometimes)
I’ll be over here in the pile of haystacks….
🤣
Sexy as fuck."
I tick off all of those except potentially the diary. :P |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"I'm just here for the entymology lesson.
To be honest, I do love the “etymology” of fab.
The words, manner and structure someone uses says a lot about their personalities, and if done correctly I find arousing
Thanks for pointing out my typo "
Don't worry, not all Etymologists are also grammarians |
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"To be honest no. For me sex has emotion and with someone regular emotions would form for me, I have talked about it recently and see that maybe it’s not practical for me "
I would like to have feelings for my fwb. |
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"His fab gf saw his comment ^^
You need to stop choosing violence (please don't, I love it)
Don’t encourage him
She wants this dick that’s why  "
You should give it to her and give her the (back) shots you keep aiming at me |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Oooo yes please ...
* live no more than 30 mins away from me
* not be an arse
* not fall love
* not mind me seeing other people
* be available at short notice to ummm scratch an itch 
* smell good, be taller me, be employed
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By *C44Man 23 weeks ago
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"You’re? Ffs
It's always autocarrot 🥕
It’s beefing me
I always understood beefing to mean something like fighting.
If you fight with someone, do you also beef with someone, or does that verb not work like that? (I'm not correcting anyone's grammar, this is a question, not abuse of a user)
Yeah if we’re beefing we’re fighting init
Yeah, but do you beef *with* someone? Do you beef someone? On them? At them?"
I dont do half measures, I wagyu people. |
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"Not looking for a fwb, definitely happy with my current situation 🥰
Surely one of the northern hotties can turn your head?
My head is not for turning 😂😂"
That’s not exactly what you were saying last night 🤣 |
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Mmmm I reckon a good fwb would be one that's not clingy, but is cuddly.
One I could laugh and joke with, before discussing history, philosophy or the great mystery of why we're here.
This is after a good seeing to, mind.
I'm a complicated person, more than meets the eye. |
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"Not looking for a fwb, definitely happy with my current situation 🥰
Surely one of the northern hotties can turn your head?
My head is not for turning 😂😂
That’s not exactly what you were saying last night 🤣"
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"Not looking for a fwb, definitely happy with my current situation 🥰
Surely one of the northern hotties can turn your head?
My head is not for turning 😂😂
That’s not exactly what you were saying last night 🤣
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Not at the moment, but I think an important quality is you’re already good friends with good trust, boundaries and life’s that don’t intertwine too much but you have space for each other. Then adding a bit of sex should work fine and not fuck things up. |
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"Not at the moment, but I think an important quality is you’re already good friends with good trust, boundaries and life’s that don’t intertwine too much but you have space for each other. Then adding a bit of sex should work fine and not fuck things up."
Yes!
I call this the foundation. To get fucked we need to be FUCT’d.
Mutually and effectively.
Friendship
Understanding
Communication
Trust
desire |
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"A sense of humour (you need one with me)
Bucket full of patience
Good with their hands
Great kisser
Good cuddler
Beard
I'll grow one for Mimi 
Ok I lied about the beard, I don't do face fluff"
Don’t worry she hates beards I think. I’m winding her up |
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"I'd love a fwb.
Top qualities.
Fit,
Funny,
Smart,
I’m not fit but I’m currently starving myself to try and get there "
Don't starve yourself pickle, just try to get an exercise routine going mate, you have youth on your side. |
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"A sense of humour (you need one with me)
Bucket full of patience
Good with their hands
Great kisser
Good cuddler
Beard
I'd compromise with a moustache 〰️"
Ha. Well on my would you shave your beard thread- you might find someone |
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"A sense of humour (you need one with me)
Bucket full of patience
Good with their hands
Great kisser
Good cuddler
Beard
I'd compromise with a moustache 〰️"
I might compromise on her having a moustache too |
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