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Train wanker

By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead?

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By *injaprincessWoman 26 weeks ago

herehere

Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

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By *elix SightedMan 26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

1,290 cola bottles

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By *ackformore100Man 26 weeks ago

Tin town

"So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead? "

A bus ticket and be a bus wanker

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜"

I could definitely do with a rub down

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By *injaprincessWoman 26 weeks ago

herehere

"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down "

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"1,290 cola bottles"

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead?

A bus ticket and be a bus wanker"

Screw that as would take ages and there's more chance of sitting right next to a proper bus wanker and I can't be handling that 😳�

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By *WANDTGCouple 26 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

At London prices , a cup of coffee!

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By *eliWoman 26 weeks ago

No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜"

I've got lots of knots, it will take a long time

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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago

west midlands

Batteries for your fan.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"At London prices , a cup of coffee!"

Yeah I couldn't live there 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined.

I don't think I am 🤔😂

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Batteries for your fan."

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it

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By *injaprincessWoman 26 weeks ago

herehere

"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜

I've got lots of knots, it will take a long time "

So have I!!! Double deal ! 😝 😈💜

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Donate it to a football club so they can buy Darwin Nunez with it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist 🙈

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Donate it to a football club so they can buy Darwin Nunez with it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist 🙈"

Don't blame you 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

We've played really well pre season and he's not played 😂

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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago

west midlands

"Batteries for your fan.

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it "

I need video evidence!

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By *elix SightedMan 26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"1,290 cola bottles

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂"

Imagine the size of the little white paper bag!!

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By *aomilatteCouple 26 weeks ago

Midlands

1x Lurpack butter and 2x Freddos chocolates.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton

"No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined.

I'm still waiting on my bloody refunds from the other week!!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Batteries for your fan.

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it

I need video evidence!"

You aren't ready for that 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"1,290 cola bottles

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂

Imagine the size of the little white paper bag!! "

😂

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By *iscean_dream OP Man 26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"1x Lurpack butter and 2x Freddos chocolates."

The humble Freddo

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