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Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Riding really hard and fast is dangerous.
Positions that allow for deep penetrations can be painful.
Anal can be a challenge.
The worst is not being able to properly take someone in my mouth because, well my mouth has a fixed diameter and really big cocks that can’t fit in, just miss out on my stupendous oral skills. 🤣 😝 🤣 |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x "
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅 |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅"
Googles Olympic pole vault 👀 |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅"
Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously 
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"72miles today, from harrow to maidhead. Pace was high due to a flat course and was being pulled along by a friend.
Everything was a bit sweaty, hot by the end. 
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Sorry... was your friend pulling you by your monster meat? I can imagine that would get rather sweaty...
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅
Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously
Cherry x "
He deffo deserved some type of medal! 🎖 |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x "
When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.
Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.
Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.
Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat. |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.
Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.
Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.
Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat."
True story ^^^
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅
Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously
Cherry x
He deffo deserved some type of medal! 🎖 "
Definitely. I'd like to see the medal hung from his meaty schlock 
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅
Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously
Cherry x "
Yeah i mean I never appreciated how technical it was... I've added it to my favourites so i can study it further |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x
Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅
Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously
Cherry x
Yeah i mean I never appreciated how technical it was... I've added it to my favourites so i can study it further "
Margins of victory are *coughs small at the top 🤷🏼♂️
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"People know when I'm entering the room.
Unless it's at the speed of Light. "
Just go through the key hole if you're going that fast, no need even open the door |
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x "
I don't like the cold water when you sit on a toilet. |
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"Riding really hard and fast is dangerous.
Positions that allow for deep penetrations can be painful.
Anal can be a challenge.
The worst is not being able to properly take someone in my mouth because, well my mouth has a fixed diameter and really big cocks that can’t fit in, just miss out on my stupendous oral skills. 🤣 😝 🤣 "
It sound terrible thankfully I'm not too big or too small so ive been told. I can say ive a handful though as I test it regularly. |
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"Loss of consciousness due to lack of blood to the brain 🧠
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Poor Julie 🥺
Unless your dong stays hard after you've fainted obviously
Cherry x "
Fuck me, this is like reading a book. I once fainted after a wank in the bath... I'm assuming heat and blood flow meant nothing going brainward, woke with thigh slapping meat  |
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Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮
Only touching the porcelain Joe? There's guy up there ^^^ who touches the water... #allegedly
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Cherry x "
I guess I can only be modest in what I have 😇😉 |
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"Accidentally poking someone in the eye when exiting a hot tub. "
My wrinkled starfish once winked at a lovely lady as I climbed cautiously into a hot tub at a club once, before slipping on the inside step and falling face first into her lap.... 
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
🤔🍆😉
Cherry x
When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.
Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.
Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.
Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat.
True story ^^^
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Cherry x "
I've seen you thirsting when you think I'm not looking........ |
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I find that football can be quite unfortunate with a decently sized penis. I have to either push it to the side or upwards and if the ball impacts your thigh or lower stomach area you are in for a world of pain...especially if it hits just the tip. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?
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Cherry x "
A truly great question and one that affects me daily!
The impacts vs benefits are far and wide, inspite of size embarrassment is still a large part of the problem. I’m always happy to choose the middle urinal out 3, happy to shake it like a salami unwrapped, but others are overly interested and stare, glare, glance, nod, wink, I’m a grower too… which when erect it knock on things, or knock things over… cause major trauma, morning wood turns the duvet to a wigwam, all very embarrassing on cold mornings .
Life with a big cock; sucks.
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"Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward."
So you have a big cock and your dad hasn't? Damn...! That means my Fucket List to shag genetically related men to see if the cock size thing is true? |
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"Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward.
So you have a big cock and your dad hasn't? Damn...! That means my Fucket List to shag genetically related men to see if the cock size thing is true?"
I didn't look. His chin sort of blended into his neck though - it was just a funny expression... and reason why I don't look at cocks |
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