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what's sexier? a spatula or an egg whisk?
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"If you was a utensil what would you be and why?. Should of probably had that as the title, but is me first post. You live and you learn. 
I'd be the wooden spoon. Every loser's favourite. "
Only a winner would say that! your wise choice of picking the humbling wooden spoon of assertiveness shows some spirit of your unbreakable character especially when wet! x |
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"The egg whisk obviously.
But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness "
You beat me to it. In fact you can just beat me 
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"The egg whisk obviously.
But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness "
Doesn't get any more sexy than that!. That voice, that accent, that shiny red freshly smacked bottom. I blame Rene x |
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"The egg whisk obviously.
But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness
You beat me to it. In fact you can just beat me
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Kneel before My Smacktula and be thwacked! |
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"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.
Fried or fertilised?
I quite like scrambled."
Well I've been done and now firing blanks so will go with a fried egg sarnie with running yoke that dribbles onto the bacon  |
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"The egg whisk obviously.
But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness
This is ridiculous  "
That is an accurate statement and kinda fits for just life in general, you may go |
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"Novelty egg timer....useless and you're not sure how it got there but it does make you smile "
Eggsellent choice! which is exactly the same as I'd feel had you said anything else in the world. The thing about the timeless Novelty egg timer of accuracy is its never late, you could set your watch by it! in fact who needs a watch when you got an egg timer you can just set every minute of the day, much less effort plus its a universal fit for any body pocket. Great Choice! x |
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"A spork. Because you wouldn’t want me unless you really wanted me in your drawers. "
got one in me pants right now, best scratcher ever!. There's so much more range before I have to unbutton me trousers. Nice choice  |
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"The egg whisk obviously.
But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness
This is ridiculous
That is an accurate statement and kinda fits for just life in general, you may go"
Good moaning. |
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