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"I've just been offered one, tied up with a ribbon bow as a possible birthday present. Men, would it be useful to be able to detach them? Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?" Isn't that just what dildos are? | |||
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" Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?" Throw it in a drawer... I like my dicks attached to a decent body  | |||
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"I've just been offered one, tied up with a ribbon bow as a possible birthday present. Men, would it be useful to be able to detach them? Women, what would you do with a detachable dick? Isn't that just what dildos are?" I don't know as I don't have any. | |||
"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day" I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place. | |||
"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x" This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate? | |||
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"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate?" Too late for Easter, best hope is a Christmas log. filling may be a bit salty though | |||
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"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate? Too late for Easter, best hope is a Christmas log. filling may be a bit salty though" Salty chocolate is very much en vogue right now. I had a salty chocolate egg for Easter. | |||
"This thread has made me chuckle, myself and a fellow forum user were speaking about this only the other day! " What were you saying? You can't just tantalise us in this way. | |||
"Stir my coffee??" Won't that hurt? Would you lick the stirrer after? | |||
"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place." handbag? | |||
"This thread has made me chuckle, myself and a fellow forum user were speaking about this only the other day! What were you saying? You can't just tantalise us in this way." I can't possibly tell you!  if I do tell you I may have to shoot you afterwards lol x | |||
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"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place. handbag?" Less spacious than my handbag but much warmer. | |||
"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. " There's a song? I never knew. | |||
"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place. handbag? Less spacious than my handbag but much warmer." pocket? | |||
"Or worse! What if it was stolen?" Or you could all swap for a day? | |||
"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. There's a song? I never knew." It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US. | |||
"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. There's a song? I never knew. It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US." What are the lyrics? | |||
"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x" Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night. | |||
"Or worse! What if it was stolen? Or you could all swap for a day?" *That's* when you'd know who your friends were  | |||
"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night. "Were you dipping dicks? | |||
"Or worse! What if it was stolen? Or you could all swap for a day? *That's* when you'd know who your friends were "Maybe just try out a different style for a day. You might be in the mood to try a teensy one or a bent one. | |||
"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night.
Were you dipping dicks?"Ha ha no not quite, marshmallows and fruit.  | |||
"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. There's a song? I never knew. It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US. What are the lyrics?" | |||
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again.This happens all the time.It's detachable.[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]This comes in handy a lot of the time.I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.But now and then I go to a party, get d*unk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.So I called up the place where the party was,they hadn't seen it either.I asked them to check the medicine cabinet'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimesBut not this time.So I told them if it pops up to let me know.I called a few people who were at the party,but they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate.I really don't like being without my penis for too long.It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven.Some guy was selling it.I had to buy it off him.He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.I took it home, washed it off,and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know.Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,I like having a detachable penis.[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" fora while, then out]This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. There's a song? I never knew. It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US. What are the lyrics? " Thank you, that is very helpful. The pros and cons set out in one song. | |||
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