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By (user no longer on site) OP    21 weeks ago

I am fuming!!!!!😤

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M11 yesterday just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with king Charles and Camilla in heading to Romform

They were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow 😡😡

They were doing 50 in lane three!!!!

I waited and waited hoping they would move over hoping they would speed up, but they didn't.

Anyway I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 56 as they continued to do 50..

I was stopped by the lead police motorcade biker 2 miles on.

He looked like a Rastafarian, not that should make any difference of course 😶

He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said, and I quote!

"It's because I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."

😁

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By *hrek101Man 21 weeks ago

Herts

🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *r SproutMan 21 weeks ago

the middle

TL:DR.

Have you tried socials or a club?

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By *allipygousMan 21 weeks ago

Leicester


"I am fuming!!!!!😤

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M11 yesterday just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with king Charles and Camilla in heading to Romform

They were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow 😡😡

They were doing 50 in lane three!!!!

I waited and waited hoping they would move over hoping they would speed up, but they didn't.

Anyway I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 56 as they continued to do 50..

I was stopped by the lead police motorcade biker 2 miles on.

He looked like a Rastafarian, not that should make any difference of course 😶

He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said, and I quote!

"It's because I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."

😁"

You twat 😃

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By *batMan 21 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A rasta would have said "pass the cutchie" (the original version). It's a Doobie, blunt, reefer, what ever you want to call it.

Moosicaaall Yout did a junior version.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP    21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Haha like that

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 21 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I am fuming!!!!!😤

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M11 yesterday just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with king Charles and Camilla in heading to Romform

They were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow 😡😡

They were doing 50 in lane three!!!!

I waited and waited hoping they would move over hoping they would speed up, but they didn't.

Anyway I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 56 as they continued to do 50..

I was stopped by the lead police motorcade biker 2 miles on.

He looked like a Rastafarian, not that should make any difference of course 😶

He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said, and I quote!

"It's because I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."

😁"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 21 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Jeesus save me

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By (user no longer on site) OP    21 weeks ago

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By *orny PTMan 21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"A rasta would have said "pass the cutchie" (the original version). It's a Doobie, blunt, reefer, what ever you want to call it.

Moosicaaall Yout did a junior version.

Gbat "

and Blue Peter featured it, in the day.

Today's episode: What a drag!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 21 weeks ago

louth

I woke up with stir fry all over my bed. Turned out I’d been sleep wokking!

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By *icecouple561Couple 21 weeks ago
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East Sussex

You kids

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By *ools and the brainCouple 21 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Badooomching!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I am fuming!!!!!😤

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M11 yesterday just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with king Charles and Camilla in heading to Romform

They were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow 😡😡

They were doing 50 in lane three!!!!

I waited and waited hoping they would move over hoping they would speed up, but they didn't.

Anyway I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 56 as they continued to do 50..

I was stopped by the lead police motorcade biker 2 miles on.

He looked like a Rastafarian, not that should make any difference of course 😶

He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said, and I quote!

"It's because I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."

😁"

Omfg! I read that whole thing. You absolute plum!

🤣🤣🤣

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By *till gameMan 21 weeks ago

two doors down

😀

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By *erkshire8299Man 21 weeks ago

slough

That Musical Youth track is one of my faves of the 1980s....does anyone remember Smiley Culture 'Police Officer' ? Great lyrics.

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago


"I am fuming!!!!!😤

Got a ticket for undertaking on the M11 yesterday just before they closed the slip road to allow a royal motorcade with king Charles and Camilla in heading to Romform

They were travelling along under police protection but so bloody slow 😡😡

They were doing 50 in lane three!!!!

I waited and waited hoping they would move over hoping they would speed up, but they didn't.

Anyway I got impatient and used lane 1 to pass them at 56 as they continued to do 50..

I was stopped by the lead police motorcade biker 2 miles on.

He looked like a Rastafarian, not that should make any difference of course 😶

He told me off and wrote me a ticket.. I asked "why?" He said, and I quote!

"It's because I saw you "pass the duchy on the left hand side.."

😁"

Made me chuckle; thanks x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Bloody Hell Chris! I was waiting to tell you to suck it up and pay the fine .... and then BOOM !

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By *hrista BellendWoman 21 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Omg I can't believe I got invested in that. Well done OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP    21 weeks ago

It's cheesy I know, but made me chuckle. Lol.

Happy fabbing all xxxx

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