"I can’t stop fantasising about fucking a female with another guy but mainly DVP or DAP "
Why would it be gay OP…. It’s being in close proximity (hopefully) satisfying a woman fully. Can’t DVP without being close right  |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick."
Tried that, didn't work. Happily bi lol. With full wood shed. Dink Guinness with champagne. Is that gay too. ? Lol. |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick.
Tried that, didn't work. Happily bi lol. With full wood shed. Dink Guinness with champagne. Is that gay too. ? Lol."
That’s fine.
Typing lol however…
Oh god, now I’ve done it!
It’s ok I’ve just washed my typing finger with turps, I should be fine in a few hours.
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"It's probably likely to turn you ..within a week you'll be dancing around to Donna summer tunes filling your rooms with bowls pot pourri...and taking an unhealthy interest in home furnishings..  "
Next he'll be telling us that the movie ‘Maid in Manhattan’ is his favourite! |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick.
Chopping wood is more bdsm than ga..oh you mean trees. "
Stop trying to confuse me.
I’m confused enough. |
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"It's probably likely to turn you ..within a week you'll be dancing around to Donna summer tunes filling your rooms with bowls pot pourri...and taking an unhealthy interest in home furnishings..
Next he'll be telling us that the movie ‘Maid in Manhattan’ is his favourite!"
I quite like enoy that movie 🥟 |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick.
Chopping wood is more bdsm than ga..oh you mean trees.
Stop trying to confuse me.
I’m confused enough."
Do you ever go to plump some cushions and think wait wait ..they’re quite small, and ..hairy..THESE ARENT CUSHIONS 😱 |
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"You’re a funny bunch 
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it "
Your username was a bit ambitious considering it hasn’t happened yet. |
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"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it "
Can’t wait to try catching the gay? |
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"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it
Can’t wait to try catching the gay?"
It’s not hard. A fast mince is still a slow run. |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick.
Chopping wood is more bdsm than ga..oh you mean trees.
Stop trying to confuse me.
I’m confused enough.
Do you ever go to plump some cushions and think wait wait ..they’re quite small, and ..hairy..THESE ARENT CUSHIONS 😱"
Now you mention it… we could use some more cushions  |
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"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it
Can’t wait to try catching the gay?
It’s not hard. A fast mince is still a slow run. "
I’m wondering if I have it now, I mean, I do suck cock and love men, woman, trans and anyone and everyone. Maby I picked it up somewhere |
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"As gay as it gets.
Like… proper gay.
You’d better get yourself a pint of Guinness and chop some wood quick.
Chopping wood is more bdsm than ga..oh you mean trees.
Stop trying to confuse me.
I’m confused enough.
Do you ever go to plump some cushions and think wait wait ..they’re quite small, and ..hairy..THESE ARENT CUSHIONS 😱
Now you mention it… we could use some more cushions "
You know you do. Nice ones. |
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By *apking OP Man 22 weeks ago
Stockport |
"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it
Your username was a bit ambitious considering it hasn’t happened yet."
I’ve never even been to a swingers club haha. But signed up to this website hoping to try a few new things and at the time had my phone in one hand cock in the other and airtight porn on my tv. Thought to myself yeh I could be a _apking |
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"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it
Your username was a bit ambitious considering it hasn’t happened yet.
I’ve never even been to a swingers club haha. But signed up to this website hoping to try a few new things and at the time had my phone in one hand cock in the other and airtight porn on my tv. Thought to myself yeh I could be a _apking "
The beginning of most blokes fab journey. Good luck with it. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 22 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"You’re a funny bunch
I wasn’t worried I was “going to catch a dose of gay” was just wondering what your views on it was. It hasn’t happened for me yet but can’t wait to try it "
Lost cause. You'll be bending over for a hairy daddy named "Alice" before you know it! 🤣 |
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"Yeah I've been knee deep in 12-man gay orgies and this is still the gayest thing I've ever heard.
The dirty dozen
Ahem..Bakers' Dozen.
But that would make it 13 "
I'm looking at it from the gayest possible perspective. 1 man joins a 12 man sausage fest.
It still wouldn't be gayer either way |
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"Yeah I've been knee deep in 12-man gay orgies and this is still the gayest thing I've ever heard.
The dirty dozen
Ahem..Bakers' Dozen.
But that would make it 13
I'm looking at it from the gayest possible perspective. 1 man joins a 12 man sausage fest.
It still wouldn't be gayer either way "
I was thinking outside of the 'box' |
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"It isn't gay if you keep your socks on, that's the rule!
Just socks though, stockings and suspenders is gay or at least bi.   "
Well stockings are just long socks, so I use that as my "not gay" loophole!  |
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By *apking OP Man 22 weeks ago
Stockport |
"I can’t stop fantasising about fucking a female with another guy but mainly DVP or DAP
No O.P. It is not gay .... Unless you think it is ???"
Not gay no but there’s no denying I get very turned on at the thought of it |
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"I once saw Wayne Sleep, naked, in a field of flowers, riding on the back of Jimmy Somerville, picking petals one by one saying "he loves me, he loves me not" about Liberace.
Still not gayer."
Were they singing Wham songs ? |
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"I once saw Wayne Sleep, naked, in a field of flowers, riding on the back of Jimmy Somerville, picking petals one by one saying "he loves me, he loves me not" about Liberace.
Still not gayer.
Were they singing Wham songs ?"
It sounded like 'I will Survive' but sung by Ricky Martin |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Who cares, it's just a label.
I think about licking my missus whilst she's getting fucked and he slips out into my mouth..
Gay... bi... curious...
All just labels and no concern of mine.
What other people think of me is none of my business (until they want it to be my business because they need me to live out some depraved sexual fantasy)... |
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"I guess that's one way to stop a humorous thread dead in its tracks.
Anyway it was funny whilst it lasted. 
Just checked your age. Apologies if it's a bit too close.  "
Sorry I must have had a Biden moment. For some reason I thought the OP was asking whether DVP or DAP made you gay? I thought I also read 50+ posts poking fun at this.
But now you have explained the thread is about Retirement Homes and dry cunts. Many thanks. I'll have to try harder |
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