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Nearly choked when my dad started talking about wife swapping during a family pub meal today! :-D
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By *woBiTwo OP Couple
over a year ago
north manchester |
In the middle of a family birthday party in a local pub when my dad started telling everyone how the place used to be a 'wife swapping venue' years ago!! Me and her couldn't look at each other as he regaled us with the full tale!!! Pretty sure my parents DIDN'T frequent the place, but just wondering....,,  
Any incidents like that in your lives? |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
Had a conversation about my dads diabeties and the fact that even with tablets and a pump his dick wont maintain an erectiin. He was told they could put a rod in it to make it erect but would be permanently erect.
Mum said she would have a cup of tea lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee
my God! Anal sex in Costa coffee I thought you coudl only get a muffin in there  "
they had to think of something to give them the business edge over starbucks !
all costa loyalty card holders are sodomites 
(and before you ask, yes i am ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my mum asked where we had been on one saturday night, and i said to a party at a club, they had a hot tub and everyone jumped in naked
she said "is it a swingers club???
i said yes it was lol
no more mentioned |
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"My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee
my God! Anal sex in Costa coffee I thought you coudl only get a muffin in there
they had to think of something to give them the business edge over starbucks !
all costa loyalty card holders are sodomites
(and before you ask, yes i am )"
True!
I shall look at people in a different light when they tell me they are card carrying Costa customers.
Mr N has one, I must have a chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it."
Your darts nights are wild |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it.
Your darts nights are wild "
They can be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'd be surprised what goes on in Costa - oh, wait, just realised where I am writing this! d'oh xx no surprise then!
everyone should be a card carrying member xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it.
Your darts nights are wild "
Lol  |
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My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.
For once, I was rendered totally speechless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.
For once, I was rendered totally speechless! "
Is she on here lol? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On an international flight one time I took the batteries out of my (very many) vibrators, I don't even know why I did it, so with my spare batteries as well there were a gazillion batteries in my bag. At the other end after getting my bags back and getting back home there was a note inside that particular bag. Customs had opened it and searched it, the batteries prob looked like bullets going through the X-Ray machine...wish I could have seen their faces when they saw the contents!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.
For once, I was rendered totally speechless! "
go her!! |
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"I had to explain what a swingers club was to my mum...My dad just sat there giggling as he knew excatly what I was on about.. lol "
Perhaps I'm missing something, but why did you "have to" explain what a swingers club is? |
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Had a ball gag turn up in the lost property at work and some people were shocked...
We had to discuss it at a Manager's meeting and as it was unopened i was dying to say 'if it's not claimed i'll have it...' |
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my aunt is 85 now and about 15 years ago we were drinking coffee in my dining room when she said to me she couldn't understand what your clitoris was for then proceeded to ask me if I knew.......I of course denied all knowledge and carefully mopped up the coffee I had just spat out. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Whilst at lilys 21st birthday me with her parents her dad began talking about paddles and spanking poor lilys face was a picture as her bum bore the marks of a Damn good thrashing she had recieved at a fetish party three days previousley |
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