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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Forgive me for I have sinned, today I spent 50 squid test riding motorbikes I can't possibly afford but still want one of.  "
There is no sin in joy. If the squid have forgiven you then that is all you need. Start saving your pennies. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...  "
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago 
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it? "
It's fizz so started already   (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy."
I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?
It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)"
Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.
I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal... "
A righteous man indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?
It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)
Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint."
Thank you, now I need to think of something I can do that wouldn't be forgiven? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.
I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal...
A righteous man indeed."
Amen sister...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Already had 2 roast dinners and waiting for a third..."
Gluttony may be unforgivable, however if they are three different roasts then you are to be commended for making three chefs happy. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have spent all day in bed x
Lucky you!! 
Alone
Still... relaxing day I hope?
Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"
Be kind in your gossip lest the waves of malicious gossip sweep back to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,
A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,
A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "
Hope you straightened your skirt when you'd finished.... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,
A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "
You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mother Licketysplits
We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .
We then had full sexual intercourse .
whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.
I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.
Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. |
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"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????
That's not the way confessional works.
I am an angel then lol
Fallen, I suspect."
Damn - you have x ray vision......You can see through me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,
A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed
You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip."
Oh Ile have to finish the bottle now its open |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that? "
We'll have to forgive each other on that one. We can make reparation by making an effort to find a suitable meet before we have to take vows of chastity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,
A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed
Hope you straightened your skirt when you'd finished...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have spent all day in bed x
Lucky you!!
Alone
Still... relaxing day I hope?
Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"
Sounds fun |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Mother Licketysplits
We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .
We then had full sexual intercourse .
whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.
I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.
Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. "
What a sinful pair - how do we join you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mother Licketysplits
We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .
We then had full sexual intercourse .
whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.
I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.
Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mother Licketysplits
We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .
We then had full sexual intercourse .
whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.
I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.
Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?.
What a sinful pair - how do we join you?"
. Lucky sods lol x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cursed under my breathe at at least 3 obnoxious people at work today"
Be thankful there were only three. You are more than forgiven as you have shown great restraint in keeping it under your breath. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've just had 2 sugars in me brew as opposed to one, I'm damned to a life of servitude for such a heinous sin. Help "
Make all the tea drinkers a brew and your sins will be washed away. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry
You've already confessed to getting through your candle allowance?"
Hey, even nuns have needs... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am "
There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary. |
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"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am
There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary."
I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Forgive me as I had a Kentucky Fried chicken and wasted my diet "
This may be hard to forgive: if you are going to waste your diet efforts do it for something worthwhile like ice-cream! KFC is punishment enough. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am
There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary.
I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led!"
Your sin is that of being easy? You are forgiven. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel
Another of the fallen.
No my halo is still sitting above my head and it's still shiny!!
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If you duck down quickly, the Colgate ring of confidence looks like a halo... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl..
oh, and I have wine! "
Yeah! Another winer   |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.
Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?
He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week."
He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am ignoring my friends txts/calls and pretending to be busy as don't want them over as cant be bothered but I know they mean well as hubby is aboard working but im been a lazy cow "
Make the time to send them all a message in the next day or they won't leave you alone. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.
Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?
He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations..."
spreading evil, err I mean good amongst the needy |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl..
oh, and I have wine! "
Good at being baaad? Take your thrashing on your knees. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.
Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?
He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations..."
Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way. |
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française...."
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)
What have you been good at?"
Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant.... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't need forgiveness, I just needed to tell someone that I've just got out of bed after having some fantastic fun with the most amazing twin sisters "
Bragging is unforgivable. Get back into bed and ensure that they are both happy as penance. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)
What have you been good at?
Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant.... "
In the Church of Fab it is my solemn duty to deviantly perve. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.
Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?
He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations...
Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way."
I have it on good authority that you could deliver divine retribution if you so choose! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mother Licketysplits
We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .
We then had full sexual intercourse .
whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.
I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.
Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?.
What a sinful pair - how do we join you?"
Ask nicely and bring a bottle . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.
NO! That is an unequivocal no."
I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence? "
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.
NO! That is an unequivocal no. I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then. "
Go to limbo until the Lynx and Joop wear off. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "
ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not."
Have a guess... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "
I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth |
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess... "
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth "
As long as it's not the three-toed variety that's fine. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin "
You are a busy lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady."
Lady...??? Quoi que.... |
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "
Touche!
Sorry Mother Licketysplits could not help it!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.
Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!"
Good point. I had forgotten about that |
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady.
Lady...??? Quoi que.... "
Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.
Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!
Good point. I had forgotten about that"
I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.
Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!
Good point. I had forgotten about that
I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in."
I'm on it |
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady.
Lady...??? Quoi que....
Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin? "
Furtles deep into the Fens to hide... |
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