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Got my first doxy wand on sale (whoop whoop!)
Good lord.
Orgasmed so hard my thigh cramped. Cue me flailing it around in very sexy style 
What unexpected side effects have you experienced? Not just from a doxy!
Mrs TMN x |
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By *eliWoman 29 weeks ago
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Hey Mrs NipNips! I also purchased a Doxy at 50% off! And lube and condoms. I think we may have a mutual friend.
So an unexpected side effect....
You know when you have many orgasms and then it feels like you've pulled some thing because you've not been drinking and your body keeps stiffening and you're moving around a bit... yeah that. Similar to yours admittedly.
Might start getting some sort of muscle relaxant rub. |
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" Orgasmed so hard my thigh cramped. Cue me flailing it around in very sexy style "
Cramp is the worst, happened to me the other night & play had to stop briefly and we both fell about laughing and trying to *rub* that cramp better lol.. we resumed and it happened again, he just held my thigh/hip and we carried it. I woke with an achey thigh hours later, it was worth it though and will always make me giggle  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey 
Hope you've recovered!
I find doxys too intense for me... Maybe i need to try one again!
You can use a Doxy through knickers! Lacy ones. It helps dull the intensity a bit. "
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I occasionally get hamstring cramp after orgasm. If I'm lying down I can usually style it out with an Austin Powers-esque leg twich, but if I'm kneeling up  I need to straighten my leg immediately which can be awkward.
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"Blimey
Hope you've recovered!
I find doxys too intense for me... Maybe i need to try one again!
You can use a Doxy through knickers! Lacy ones. It helps dull the intensity a bit.
Oh top tip!! "
If you stick it on their gooch, their whole cock turns into a vibrating dildo |
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"Cramp is the worst! I get that a lot, especially just as I'm about to orgasm 
My hips sometimes dislocate during sex. It kind of kills the mood. "
Getting old is never ideal. Are you getting enough salt? |
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By *eliWoman 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey
Hope you've recovered!
I find doxys too intense for me... Maybe i need to try one again!
You can use a Doxy through knickers! Lacy ones. It helps dull the intensity a bit.
Oh top tip!!
If you stick it on their gooch, their whole cock turns into a vibrating dildo "
Yes, that's incredibly fun! Just do it at the lowest possible setting though to begin with. And don't firmly press it down. |
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There was one time during perfectly normal sex with an existing long-term girlfriend - nothing unusual, just fucking - when my orgasm was super-intense and my extremities cramped up. My toes curled, my fingers balled into fists, and I couldn’t straighten them. Everything tingled, like pins and needles in all of my fingers and toes at once. Minor panic that lasted a good 60 seconds before I could relax and breathe easy again. I cracked up laughing at myself. Giggled like a lunatic for ages after that. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 29 weeks ago
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I um…. Accidentally kicked my husband in the nuts a few years ago
I was getting a foot rub when he handed me a new toy. I’d not used a rose before so always up for some bedroom adventure I started to experiment. Meh, I was feeling very underwhelmed especially after all the reviews. Then I moved it and ….
HOLYFUCKINGHELL I think I levitated. My leg shot straight out kicking my husband square in the nuts while I was having the most intense orgasm I’d ever had. 0-100 in 3 seconds.
He has forgiven me, but he hasn’t let me live it down   |
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"Cramp is the worst! I get that a lot, especially just as I'm about to orgasm
My hips sometimes dislocate during sex. It kind of kills the mood.
Getting old is never ideal. Are you getting enough salt?"
Is that a euphemism for your semen, Willy? |
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" Orgasmed so hard my thigh cramped. Cue me flailing it around in very sexy style
Cramp is the worst, happened to me the other night & play had to stop briefly and we both fell about laughing and trying to *rub* that cramp better lol.. we resumed and it happened again, he just held my thigh/hip and we carried it. I woke with an achey thigh hours later, it was worth it though and will always make me giggle "
Yeah it’s annoying, but also funny |
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"I occasionally get hamstring cramp after orgasm. If I'm lying down I can usually style it out with an Austin Powers-esque leg twich, but if I'm kneeling up I need to straighten my leg immediately which can be awkward.
B"
Oh B. I love that you think you can style it out |
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"There was one time during perfectly normal sex with an existing long-term girlfriend - nothing unusual, just fucking - when my orgasm was super-intense and my extremities cramped up. My toes curled, my fingers balled into fists, and I couldn’t straighten them. Everything tingled, like pins and needles in all of my fingers and toes at once. Minor panic that lasted a good 60 seconds before I could relax and breathe easy again. I cracked up laughing at myself. Giggled like a lunatic for ages after that."
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"I um…. Accidentally kicked my husband in the nuts a few years ago
I was getting a foot rub when he handed me a new toy. I’d not used a rose before so always up for some bedroom adventure I started to experiment. Meh, I was feeling very underwhelmed especially after all the reviews. Then I moved it and ….
HOLYFUCKINGHELL I think I levitated. My leg shot straight out kicking my husband square in the nuts while I was having the most intense orgasm I’d ever had. 0-100 in 3 seconds.
He has forgiven me, but he hasn’t let me live it down "
Ha ha, whoops! |
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"Cramp is the worst! I get that a lot, especially just as I'm about to orgasm
My hips sometimes dislocate during sex. It kind of kills the mood.
Getting old is never ideal. Are you getting enough salt?
Is that a euphemism for your semen, Willy?"
Poster campaign featuring Willy brandishing his man meat… Got spunk? |
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"I normally just get the “my legs don’t work at all” thing.
They forget why they’re there I think. And they’re only little anyway "
Oh mine like to wander off when I'm not paying attention in the aftermath.
I think I'm just being normal and chill, and then wonder why my left ankle is now behind my ear. |
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"The occasional leg cramp I can deal with.
Sometimes I have one toe that just decides to dislocate itself mid orgasm.
Fuck that toe.
Will that relocate it?"
No idea. Feet are a hard limit.
On the bright side, if I'm wearing bedroom shoes they hold that little bastard in place  |
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"I normally just get the “my legs don’t work at all” thing.
They forget why they’re there I think. And they’re only little anyway
Oh mine like to wander off when I'm not paying attention in the aftermath.
I think I'm just being normal and chill, and then wonder why my left ankle is now behind my ear."
Same
I’m normally floating away in my happy place anyway so who needs legs?  |
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"Blimey
Hope you've recovered!
I find doxys too intense for me... Maybe i need to try one again!
You can use a Doxy through knickers! Lacy ones. It helps dull the intensity a bit.
Oh top tip!!
If you stick it on their gooch, their whole cock turns into a vibrating dildo "
That’s all we are… giant fuck sticks, stick that on your CV |
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"Blimey
Hope you've recovered!
I find doxys too intense for me... Maybe i need to try one again!
You can use a Doxy through knickers! Lacy ones. It helps dull the intensity a bit.
Oh top tip!!
If you stick it on their gooch, their whole cock turns into a vibrating dildo
That’s all we are… giant fuck sticks, stick that on your CV"
Fuck sticks don't cramp up |
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"I think I’m doing something wrong
I’ve never cramped up.
I do have a random dislocating toe like prey, but it does it in non sex situations too. I just usually wrench it back into place. "
I usually only get the cramps if I've been holding it to edge. If I'm just going with abandon I don't think it happens.
But I really like that little extra pent up release |
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"I think I’m doing something wrong
I’ve never cramped up.
I do have a random dislocating toe like prey, but it does it in non sex situations too. I just usually wrench it back into place.
I usually only get the cramps if I've been holding it to edge. If I'm just going with abandon I don't think it happens.
But I really like that little extra pent up release "
Ahhhh. That could be it
Fuck that edging shit. Too greedy, impulsive, impatient. Zero self control |
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"Cramp is the worst! I get that a lot, especially just as I'm about to orgasm
My hips sometimes dislocate during sex. It kind of kills the mood. "
You know it’s good when they resemble victims undergoing an electric shock
Great orgasms but is the trapped sciatic nerve afterwards worth it?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 29 weeks ago
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"Quick question are the doxys so much more powerful than the love honey mains wand? Might wait till ive worn that one out and treat myself to a doxy "
Yes.
I got mine free as a tester. And having tried many before it's the mutts nuts.
Not many make it on to level 3.....   |
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"Quick question are the doxys so much more powerful than the love honey mains wand? Might wait till ive worn that one out and treat myself to a doxy "
Having used both, yes. The doxy doesn’t lose power with pressure and has more power in general |
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I bought a new vibe a few weeks ago with all sorts of flicky bits on it and was not expecting how quickly I came.
I cricked my neck, pulled something in my lower back, made my ribs ache a lot, had a really painful shoulder, twisted my knee and ankle.
Worth it though.
Now I know to do a warm-up and brace myself before switching it on. |
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By *eliWoman 29 weeks ago
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"I bought a new vibe a few weeks ago with all sorts of flicky bits on it and was not expecting how quickly I came.
I cricked my neck, pulled something in my lower back, made my ribs ache a lot, had a really painful shoulder, twisted my knee and ankle.
Worth it though.
Now I know to do a warm-up and brace myself before switching it on."
Do you happen to have the name of the vibe for anyone who might be curious about it for a friend?
Asking for a friend. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I had an excruciatingly painful cramp in the middle of an orgasm the other day. I could not move my legs at all. I literally begged to be pushed off the person and onto the floor to sort out my extremities as I couldn’t move on my own it was so painful. It was like a pulling sensation from under my bum to my toes. So, so painful.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry after it was sorted. The more orgasms I had, the more this continued happening though. Eventually, we decided to nap as a way to perhaps give my body a rest. |
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"I bought a new vibe a few weeks ago with all sorts of flicky bits on it and was not expecting how quickly I came.
I cricked my neck, pulled something in my lower back, made my ribs ache a lot, had a really painful shoulder, twisted my knee and ankle.
Worth it though.
Now I know to do a warm-up and brace myself before switching it on.
Do you happen to have the name of the vibe for anyone who might be curious about it for a friend?
Asking for a friend."
It’s ok Meli, you can say it’s for me.
Mr TMN |
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By *rx1Couple 29 weeks ago
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Best wand ever (Doxy) When im really on the edge and starting to shake
I quickly grab my sona lelo and within 5 seconds i'm squirting for England.
I have to use it laying down. I did try it standing up with high heels on, then my legs went to jelly and i ended up on the floor
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By *errocaWoman 29 weeks ago
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"Got my first doxy wand on sale (whoop whoop!)
Good lord.
Orgasmed so hard my thigh cramped. Cue me flailing it around in very sexy style
What unexpected side effects have you experienced? Not just from a doxy!
Mrs TMN x"
Once got seriously bad calf cramp and kicked someone in the head |
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J has cerebral palsy. I have a very powerful physio body massager, the first time I used it on him sexually his whole body went into spasm and he was unable to move or make a sound when he climaxed. I just thought he was really enjoying it and carried on. You had to have been there but it was hilarious |
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"I bought a new vibe a few weeks ago with all sorts of flicky bits on it and was not expecting how quickly I came.
I cricked my neck, pulled something in my lower back, made my ribs ache a lot, had a really painful shoulder, twisted my knee and ankle.
Worth it though.
Now I know to do a warm-up and brace myself before switching it on.
Do you happen to have the name of the vibe for anyone who might be curious about it for a friend?
Asking for a friend."
I do! It's on Amazon, as the snappily-named OctopusVibe Flapping Tongue Sex Toys G Spot Vibrator Adult Sex Toys for Women, Dildo Clitoral Stimulator with 10 Licking Sucking 10 Vibration Modes Flapping Clitoral Stimulator Anal Sex Toys Couples Sex Toys.
Guessing they aren't paying a copy-writer to create their listings. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 29 weeks ago
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"I do! It's on Amazon, as the snappily-named OctopusVibe Flapping Tongue Sex Toys G Spot Vibrator Adult Sex Toys for Women, Dildo Clitoral Stimulator with 10 Licking Sucking 10 Vibration Modes Flapping Clitoral Stimulator Anal Sex Toys Couples Sex Toys.
Guessing they aren't paying a copy-writer to create their listings."
The video though!! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 29 weeks ago
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I've given myself muscle ache in my thighs, butt, back, shoulders, arms...
I also kicked my friend whilst in a sex swing...but the swing gave me strap chafe, so I think we were kind of even on that one |
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