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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Many moons ago whilst in the butchery trade, I had a thing with one of the deli girls.
She wouldn’t leave my chopper alone.
Always asking me to fillet.
We were messing around in a walk in fridge one day, she pushed me up against the racking and a large ham fell on my head and knocked me out sparko……… good times  |
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To quote Prey: Obviously a terrible idea.
But obviously I married her.
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Not Prey. My wife. Who was a co-worker. I didn’t marry Prey. Good grief, can you imagine if we’d been keeping that quiet on the forums all this time?  |
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"To quote Prey: Obviously a terrible idea.
But obviously I married her.
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Not Prey. My wife. Who was a co-worker. I didn’t marry Prey. Good grief, can you imagine if we’d been keeping that quiet on the forums all this time? "
As though I'd ever lower myself to the confines of marriage  |
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By *atnipMan 18 weeks ago
Chiswick |
One nutter who turned into a stalker. Moved in with another & discovered she was married. The third (I'm now married) was a sweetie & has since thanked me for restoring her faith in men; she married her next BF. |
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"To quote Prey: Obviously a terrible idea.
But obviously I married her.
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Not Prey. My wife. Who was a co-worker. I didn’t marry Prey. Good grief, can you imagine if we’d been keeping that quiet on the forums all this time? "
It would be like series 1 of the Traitors all over again. |
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By *batMan 18 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
A few times!
I moved in with one of them and married another! (Separately though, they were sequential events!).
Since changing jobs, my latest dangerous dally is sleeping with clients. I work in adventure travel and a surprising amount of people want to have a bit of romance* with the guide!
I love my job! My favourite perk used to be free booze and final night tips. Now it’s getting shagged by the end of the week!!!
Gbat
* usually a good seeing too, rather than romance but I enjoy both!! |
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"A few times!
I moved in with one of them and married another! (Separately though, they were sequential events!).
Since changing jobs, my latest dangerous dally is sleeping with clients. I work in adventure travel and a surprising amount of people want to have a bit of romance* with the guide!
I love my job! My favourite perk used to be free booze and final night tips. Now it’s getting shagged by the end of the week!!!
Gbat
* usually a good seeing too, rather than romance but I enjoy both!! "
McLovin Googles how to become a travel rep  |
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"Some woman at work keeps giving me chocolate bars . Wonder if she’s after it ? 
I reckon you’re overthinking it. Miss Trunchbull gave Bruce Bogtrotter a whole chocolate cake. "
She needs to up her game then . I only got a double decker today |
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