Had one this morning using the morning wood and then after a cup of coffee in bed decided to have another. Pure Displacement activity as I should heading off to Derby shopping for a new suit

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By *he Silver FuxMan 18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Just the one in the shower

Power shower spray head on pulse?

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By *he Ring WraithMan 18 weeks ago

Bradford

None, I really cannot be bothered !

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By *rispyDuckMan 18 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Zero!

Can’t even afford a wank right now!

Accepting donations

lol

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By *imply DeeWoman 18 weeks ago

Wherever

Just one OP but didn’t really hit the spot, so to speak.

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By *agertha73Couple 18 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Just one OP but didn’t really hit the spot, so to speak."

Must try again until you get it right!

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By *imply DeeWoman 18 weeks ago

Wherever

"Just one OP but didn’t really hit the spot, so to speak.

Must try again until you get it right!"

That’s the plan!

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By *inochioMan 18 weeks ago

Derbyshire

"I'm on my third lady wank... I am horny as fuuuuuccckkk this morning

Not felt the need this morning but you would be inspiration enough. Your profile is hot.

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By *till gameMan 18 weeks ago

two doors down

Just the one so far, and no I will not disclose the profile I was perving on at the time

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By *rofessor ElementalMan 18 weeks ago

Durham

None as been in garden since first thing.

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By *ysizeMan 18 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Three, that's enough for today

Probably

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By *d4fun73Man 18 weeks ago

Shipley

None cba

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By *rHotNottsMan 18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

None , does nothing for me. If I couldn’t get real sex I think I’d just go without

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By *ust of the LibertineMan 18 weeks ago

Maesteg

In the middle of my second.

First was a fast one to get it done, already 20 mins into this one. Like to just let it build and take my time on a lazy Sunday morning

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By *rafter69Man 18 weeks ago

upminster

None so far, 69 tonight hopefully

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 18 weeks ago

Leeds

None

Mrs

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By *indergirlWoman 18 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Just finished the first of probably many today, seriously frustrated

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By *k_guyMan 18 weeks ago

Ipswich

Currently having one doing tributes, any takers?

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By *as7643Man 18 weeks ago

staffs

None waiting for FWB to come round and play

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 18 weeks ago

Central

Too busy and exhausted

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By *imi_RougeWoman 18 weeks ago

Portsmouth

None... No privacy at the moment

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By *illy IdolMan 18 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm on my third lady wank... I am horny as fuuuuuccckkk this morning

You got your hand back then

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

None, because we had morning sex instead!

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By *lueboy06Man 18 weeks ago

brackley

You look pretty sexy to me bet you’re a secret stunner

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By *hastityPleasureGiverMan 18 weeks ago

Rotherham

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By *cLovin2Man 18 weeks ago

Reading

"Just one OP but didn’t really hit the spot, so to speak."

If you fail at first, try, try, try again.

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By *ripfillMan 18 weeks ago

havant

Everything was a green light - bloody phone calls

Lost interest

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By *heonixrising500Man 18 weeks ago

Barnsley

One this morning just getting naked for second now

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By *appytochatMan 18 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just the one to pass the time after waking up to bloody early for a Sunday.

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By *HUSH-Man 18 weeks ago

London

Zero so far. I might crack one out this evening though.

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By *igandhard2019Man 18 weeks ago

Tankerton

Just started my first

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By *oves2please2021Man 18 weeks ago

cardiff

Had 3 before I could get up this morning,

Had a meet last night and was still horny as fuck from it.

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

0 so far….im teasing myself with the thought of it until this evening then im going to edge myself until I can’t take anymore

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"How many wanks have you had today?? "

None. But it was a close-run thing when I saw that photo of you wanking this morning, Midnight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago

"I'm on my third lady wank... I am horny as fuuuuuccckkk this morning

You got your hand back then

and gained 4 more... I was in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago

"How many wanks have you had today??

None. But it was a close-run thing when I saw that photo of you wanking this morning, Midnight.

Let me know if you need a hand

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Let me know if you need a hand

Okay, that mental image is enough to push me over the edge.

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By *addy bareMan 18 weeks ago

lakeside

None saving my load for who I fuck today.

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

"None , does nothing for me. If I couldn’t get real sex I think I’d just go without "

Ditto, though sometimes the person I have been chatting to has left me all of a doodah and so one might be necessary!

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By *akedMMan 18 weeks ago

Witney

Not had one for a while now.Getting a bit fed up with wanking now and again

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By *ustincider888Man 18 weeks ago

Preston Ish

None.

Thought about it but then couldn't be arsed.

Might have one tonight if I can't get a shag this afternoon

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By *ib.Man 18 weeks ago

Hampshire

Still none.

Might save for a week and have a megawank.

Kind of like adding Transformers together.

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By *cLovin2Man 18 weeks ago

Reading

"I'm on my third lady wank... I am horny as fuuuuuccckkk this morning

You got your hand back then

and gained 4 more... I was in heaven

I'll have whatever she's having

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By *illan-KillashMan 18 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I'm on my third lady wank... I am horny as fuuuuuccckkk this morning

If only I'd known 12 hours ago......

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

So many.

There's no hope of counting.

It's been a fucking long 3 nights in hotels with people I'm not fucking.

Just had my maccies refuel session. Cigarette and wash my hands then I can get back to it

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By *ea monkeyMan 18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

None

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By *eliWoman 18 weeks ago

Erm... zero. I'm really rather chaste and innocent.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

None

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