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How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it? |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?"
I think it's transmitted via the penis in the mouth or bottom. |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?
I think it's transmitted via the penis in the mouth or bottom."
I've had many a penis in my mouth, but I've not caught the ghey  |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?
I think it's transmitted via the penis in the mouth or bottom.
I've had many a penis in my mouth, but I've not caught the ghey "
The antidote to gay is to stick the penis up someone's arse apparently.
Any arse will do. |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?
I think it's transmitted via the penis in the mouth or bottom.
I've had many a penis in my mouth, but I've not caught the ghey "
Give it time  |
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"They've been feeding us this shit for years by stealth. Like encouraging men to moisturise and be interested in their fashion choices. The Gay Mafia has grown out of hand."
Is that why the toxic masculinity backlash has been happening?
"I'll get you, and your little dog too!"
"Not moisturiser?! Melting. I'm melting!" |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr "
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick. |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?
I think it's transmitted via the penis in the mouth or bottom.
I've had many a penis in my mouth, but I've not caught the ghey
Give it time "
OK. I'll just carry on gobbling then..... |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick. "
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr "
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!  |
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"They've been feeding us this shit for years by stealth. Like encouraging men to moisturise and be interested in their fashion choices. The Gay Mafia has grown out of hand.
Is that why the toxic masculinity backlash has been happening?
"I'll get you, and your little dog too!"
"Not moisturiser?! Melting. I'm melting!""
Thank God films like The Wizard of Oz are free from the ghey. The straights need strong cultural reference points. |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr "
And assless leather chaps. It dosent work with out those. I've tried |
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"Once you've caught the ghey can it be reversed? If enough females look at your profile does it kill the ghey? How do I know if I've caught it? Is there a test I can take? So many questions "
As long as you haven't woke up with your right ear pierced it can be reversed. It takes an insane amount of eating pussy to clear it though. I'm talking you're gunna have lock jaw and need a tongue replacement by the time you've ate the gay away |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick. "
Somewhere on youtube from a very long time ago, there's a video of me shirtless, flexing and singing to Macho Man...
... shit. I think I might be gay. |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Somewhere on youtube from a very long time ago, there's a video of me shirtless, flexing and singing to Macho Man...
... shit. I think I might be gay."
Or just a gay icon… |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?"
Gunmetal grey guyliner for me, thank you very much! |
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"I just bend over in my ass-less pleather chaps and put superglue on my ol’ leather bagel. 60% of the time it works every time.
It’s a little inconvenient I admit"
the phrase "leather bagel" like farts,will never not be hilarious |
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I’m the early 80’s I caught it from being given an action man and as it was a doll it was bound to make me gay apparently. Turns out it was correct. 
I don’t know if there are equivalent toys on the market now that contain as much contagious gayness.  |
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"I’m the early 80’s I caught it from being given an action man and as it was a doll it was bound to make me gay apparently. Turns out it was correct.
I don’t know if there are equivalent toys on the market now that contain as much contagious gayness. "
Dildos? |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore! "
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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I understood that it's overly dominant and assertive women on Fab, you know, the type who block you when you send them a friendly FAF, or who pour scorn on your masculinity upon receiving an unsolicited dick pick.
That kind of pernicious and unwarranted behaviour results in 80% of men on Fab coming out as "Fab straight" (the other 20% are already gay)***
So ladies, be considerate to the gentleman on Fab, or you may find that there are no longer any penii for you to play with (as they'll all have moved to Fab Guys)   
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta "
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade "
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr "
It is a bit yes I agree. It’s a bit similar to my manly lingerie in coral colour. Just far to masculine looking for my liking |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr
It is a bit yes I agree. It’s a bit similar to my manly lingerie in coral colour. Just far to masculine looking for my liking "
This is why it has to be leather
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By *ustMe1982Man 25 weeks ago
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr
It is a bit yes I agree. It’s a bit similar to my manly lingerie in coral colour. Just far to masculine looking for my liking "
Well this is how you know if you've caught the ghey....
If you're straight you see the world in about 10 different colours, sometimes even less.
If you've caught the ghey there's about 90 with each colour having at least 14 variations like magenta, coral, fuschia or salmon..... they're all fucking pink!!!
But the only way to tell for sure is a thorough rectal exam. |
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"Once you've caught the ghey can it be reversed? If enough females look at your profile does it kill the ghey? How do I know if I've caught it? Is there a test I can take? So many questions "
Take ivermectin and inject disinfectant*.
* Do not take medical advice on Fab. |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr
It is a bit yes I agree. It’s a bit similar to my manly lingerie in coral colour. Just far to masculine looking for my liking
Well this is how you know if you've caught the ghey....
If you're straight you see the world in about 10 different colours, sometimes even less.
If you've caught the ghey there's about 90 with each colour having at least 14 variations like magenta, coral, fuschia or salmon..... they're all fucking pink!!!
But the only way to tell for sure is a thorough rectal exam. "
this is very true. Plus I really want to go to Abba voyage concert but apparently the holograms project gay radiation. I mean you can go totally straight and become gay whilst watching it. |
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By *ustMe1982Man 24 weeks ago
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Well this is how you know if you've caught the ghey....
If you're straight you see the world in about 10 different colours, sometimes even less.
If you've caught the ghey there's about 90 with each colour having at least 14 variations like magenta, coral, fuschia or salmon..... they're all fucking pink!!!
But the only way to tell for sure is a thorough rectal exam.
this is very true. Plus I really want to go to Abba voyage concert but apparently the holograms project gay radiation. I mean you can go totally straight and become gay whilst watching it. "
I hear a set of tin foil covered fairy wings and some heart shaped rose tinted glasses will help protect you from the radiation. |
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Well this is how you know if you've caught the ghey....
If you're straight you see the world in about 10 different colours, sometimes even less.
If you've caught the ghey there's about 90 with each colour having at least 14 variations like magenta, coral, fuschia or salmon..... they're all fucking pink!!!
But the only way to tell for sure is a thorough rectal exam.
this is very true. Plus I really want to go to Abba voyage concert but apparently the holograms project gay radiation. I mean you can go totally straight and become gay whilst watching it.
I hear a set of tin foil covered fairy wings and some heart shaped rose tinted glasses will help protect you from the radiation. "
lol, nah that’s an urban myth as a couple of my totally straight mates went wearing that and they were gay at the end. It’s super trooper powerful even looking at the billboards on the underground and then subsequently looking online to see how much the tickets are can be a symptom. |
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"Feom.what I read on fab, you can simply catch the ghey, from bi-men, Tv's and Ts's looking at your profile.......and there's no cure except to start a thread about it...
Mr
Preferably while declaring your heterosexuality while singing. Something like Macho Man might do the trick.
Whilst wearing pink glitter eye shadow
Mr
I've always wondered what colour eye shadow you wore!
It's on any given day, on those ghey days it pink, if I'm feeling proper manly it's magenta
I don’t mess about I always play safe when feeling really masculine and go for fuchsia. Everybody knows it’s double manly shade
Fuschia is to heterosexual for my liking
Mr
It is a bit yes I agree. It’s a bit similar to my manly lingerie in coral colour. Just far to masculine looking for my liking
Well this is how you know if you've caught the ghey....
If you're straight you see the world in about 10 different colours, sometimes even less.
If you've caught the ghey there's about 90 with each colour having at least 14 variations like magenta, coral, fuschia or salmon..... they're all fucking pink!!!
But the only way to tell for sure is a thorough rectal exam.
this is very true. Plus I really want to go to Abba voyage concert but apparently the holograms project gay radiation. I mean you can go totally straight and become gay whilst watching it. "
Holograms and AI are the tools of the gay reset |
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You just get messages off guys promising you a blow job better than you’ve ever had in your life.
With the line that clinches it ,” a man knows a man’s penis best because they have one”
Hey presto straight man turns gay!! |
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?"
Hang on!
You are a woman! How did you know what turned a man into a quivering jelly when you came of age?
Did a man tell you? Oh crumbs… some guys |
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By *afkaMan 24 weeks ago
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
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Is it a specific gay you want to catch? Or will any old gay do?
Because I've got plenty of spare ones in my inbox. They say they're straight on their profiles but the things they offer to do
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve managed to avoid it so far. I think
All the world is queer save thee and me; and even thou are a little queer. m
Only a teeny tiny bit. Negligible. Almost not traceable. "
Oh it would barely be worth mentioning. I'd certainly not have noticed anything. But then, why would I? I can't even think the word **y. |
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Playing video games. The ghey mafia are reshaping the female characters to have actual human shaped faces. It's well known that only men have human shaped faces so when you fantasize over that female character, you are fantasizing about a man, you have caught the ghey.
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"How do you catch the gay in 2024?
I know when I came of age, it was enough to turn a man into a quivering puddle if another man looked at him suggestively. I think we've grown a bit since then.
Now? Is it glitter? Sparkles? Kylie? That stuff that looks like makeup but is in masculine looking packaging and says MAN somewhere on it?
Hang on!
You are a woman! How did you know what turned a man into a quivering jelly when you came of age?
Did a man tell you? Oh crumbs… some guys "
The straights are pretty evangelical about it  |
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"Playing video games. The ghey mafia are reshaping the female characters to have actual human shaped faces. It's well known that only men have human shaped faces so when you fantasize over that female character, you are fantasizing about a man, you have caught the ghey.
B"
oh my god! Don't you know the world will be destroyed if female video game characters look like actual people and wear clothing appropriate to the situation! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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"Playing video games. The ghey mafia are reshaping the female characters to have actual human shaped faces. It's well known that only men have human shaped faces so when you fantasize over that female character, you are fantasizing about a man, you have caught the ghey.
B"
That's so insidious! It's a good thing I don't play video games. I just watch trans porn, so I'm okay. Probably. |
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"Playing video games. The ghey mafia are reshaping the female characters to have actual human shaped faces. It's well known that only men have human shaped faces so when you fantasize over that female character, you are fantasizing about a man, you have caught the ghey.
B
That's so insidious! It's a good thing I don't play video games. I just watch trans porn, so I'm okay. Probably. "
You look fine to me
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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"Playing video games. The ghey mafia are reshaping the female characters to have actual human shaped faces. It's well known that only men have human shaped faces so when you fantasize over that female character, you are fantasizing about a man, you have caught the ghey.
B
That's so insidious! It's a good thing I don't play video games. I just watch trans porn, so I'm okay. Probably.
You look fine to me
B"
It's official then. A manly man has confirmed that I look fine. I'm happy with that... |
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By *ing00Man 24 weeks ago
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"Apparently with a sausage, I'm told they like sausages "
Yeah there might be something to this. I've enjoyed sausage rolls and Cumberland rings on more then one occasion .. one morning I caught myself in the mirror with this cock swaying between my legs.. Where did that come from? Must have caught it from all the sausage!
Play safe out there folks. This could happen to you! |
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By *ing00Man 24 weeks ago
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"Don't go in a gloryhole with a female friend and yawn at the wrong time
S'all I'm saying  "
Ive always assumed it was some sort of dentistry training, when they keep saying "open wide.. This won't hurt a bit"... |
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You sign up to Fab as a straight guy, you cant get a meet with F's or M/F's, so before you know it, you are 'fab straight' and by the time that you are bi-curious, you are are beyond the point of no return. |
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