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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Is this like when you jizz in a woman’s eye and kick her in the shin?
Ahoy matey, you know how to woo a woman don't ya!! 
Like most pirates… I do it with rum."
Rum you say?? In! Which eye will you be jizzing in? Just so I know which eye to wear the patch on. |
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"Is this like when you jizz in a woman’s eye and kick her in the shin?
Ahoy matey, you know how to woo a woman don't ya!!
Like most pirates… I do it with rum.
Rum you say?? In! Which eye will you be jizzing in? Just so I know which eye to wear the patch on."
Right. I’ll kick the left shin and you have to shout “aaaaaargh” |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Is this like when you jizz in a woman’s eye and kick her in the shin?
Ahoy matey, you know how to woo a woman don't ya!!
Like most pirates… I do it with rum.
Rum you say?? In! Which eye will you be jizzing in? Just so I know which eye to wear the patch on.
Right. I’ll kick the left shin and you have to shout “aaaaaargh”"
How about "aaaaaargh fucker" thats what I usually shout when I stub a toe or something?! |
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"Is this like when you jizz in a woman’s eye and kick her in the shin?
Ahoy matey, you know how to woo a woman don't ya!!
Like most pirates… I do it with rum.
Rum you say?? In! Which eye will you be jizzing in? Just so I know which eye to wear the patch on.
Right. I’ll kick the left shin and you have to shout “aaaaaargh”
How about "aaaaaargh fucker" thats what I usually shout when I stub a toe or something?!"
As long as that doesn’t become my nickname I’m alright with it. |
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