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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I was having a chat with a friend this morning and a phrase I heard applied to me popped up.

I have heard this paraphrase a few times, “I hate to see you leave the room but love to watch you walking away”!!

It makes me smile everytime I heard it.

So good members of the forum feel free to share a phrase that has been applied to you that reflects your best assets

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By *onsShlongMan 11 weeks ago

bury

I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will love you tomorrow. Has always been a favourite of mine

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will love you tomorrow. Has always been a favourite of mine"

That’s really sweet and yes you’re allowed to be romantic on this thread

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“Fuck off you fat cunt!”

My wife really knows how to make me smile.

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By *affron40Woman 11 weeks ago

manchester

It is what it is.

Because no matter what shit happens once it’s done all we can do is move forwards.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"“Fuck off you fat cunt!”

My wife really knows how to make me smile."

Ahhh one of those sort of relationships.

Well as long as it makes you happy and puts a smile on your face.

Horses for courses

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It is what it is.

Because no matter what shit happens once it’s done all we can do is move forwards. "

A very positive way of looking at this Saffron

“Failure can be our greatest teacher”

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over

“We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, don’t know when, But I know we’ll meet again, Some sunny day.” – Vera Lynn

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

"I love it when your nipple hair brushes against my lips"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 11 weeks ago

Essex

It’s a bad day, not a bad life.

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over

"I know you have to go but I’m already craving more time with you. Make it soon "

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By *laytime_13Woman 11 weeks ago

Lincs

Is that a humble brag there about your ass-ets OP

Not a romantic one but one I keep trying to apply at the moment is comparison is the thief of joy.

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By *ustincider888Man 11 weeks ago

Preston Ish

When people who either bore or annoy me are leaving I like to say "come again when you've got less time"

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


""I love it when your nipple hair brushes against my lips""

Trust you Coyote

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It’s a bad day, not a bad life.

"

I like that one, I will have to remember it

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


""I know you have to go but I’m already craving more time with you. Make it soon ""

Keep them wanting more is it MB?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"When people who either bore or annoy me are leaving I like to say "come again when you've got less time" "

Sharp very sharp but I like that one

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


""I know you have to go but I’m already craving more time with you. Make it soon "

Keep them wanting more is it MB? "

Best way, innit?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Is that a humble brag there about your ass-ets OP

Not a romantic one but one I keep trying to apply at the moment is comparison is the thief of joy."

Well you should know if it’s a humble brag or that I am aware my backside is my best side

No need for any joy to be taken in your case

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By *8on33Man 11 weeks ago

winfrith

You smell nice what's that aftershave you're wearing?

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By *laytime_13Woman 11 weeks ago

Lincs


"Is that a humble brag there about your ass-ets OP

Not a romantic one but one I keep trying to apply at the moment is comparison is the thief of joy.

Well you should know if it’s a humble brag or that I am aware my backside is my best side

No need for any joy to be taken in your case "

It’s ok, I know you don’t do humble and are very self aware :p

Awww shucks

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By *lfa RomeoMan 11 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

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By *lfa RomeoMan 11 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

One of the best quotes/speeches I've heard.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life. "

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By *eorallMan 11 weeks ago

Southampton

"I will leave a bump for tomorrow"

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By *ellroseWoman 11 weeks ago

Brum

It is what it is til it isn’t

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


""I love it when your nipple hair brushes against my lips""

Said by who to who…

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“God I love your cock”

*always results in renewed vigour and maximum effort

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It’s a bad day, not a bad life.

"

I love this one

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By *laytime_13Woman 11 weeks ago

Lincs


"One of the best quotes/speeches I've heard.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life. "

"

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"You smell nice what's that aftershave you're wearing?"

Always a nice compliment…what aftershave do you wear btw?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"One of the best quotes/speeches I've heard.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life. "

"

Not a bad speech for a punch d*unk boxer.

He always had some wise words

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


""I will leave a bump for tomorrow""

I think i need some context on this one

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By *arboyMan 11 weeks ago

Raunds

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It is what it is til it isn’t "

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?

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By *ripfillMan 11 weeks ago

havant

“Carpe diem “…. Has become more today relevant

“You don’t know shit about Fuck”

From ozark

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?"

“The light at the end of the tunnel is usually some bastard with a torch bringing more problems”

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"“God I love your cock”

*always results in renewed vigour and maximum effort "

Got to admit this one does get me going but i always put in 100%.

Although my 100% depends on the kind of day I am having!!

But if this said on an off day by the right woman I do find extra reserves from somewhere

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By *r John WickMan 11 weeks ago

The Continental

“Do me…….NOW!”

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Is that a humble brag there about your ass-ets OP

Not a romantic one but one I keep trying to apply at the moment is comparison is the thief of joy.

Well you should know if it’s a humble brag or that I am aware my backside is my best side

No need for any joy to be taken in your case

It’s ok, I know you don’t do humble and are very self aware :p

Awww shucks "

Thanks for the self aware compliment butt i can do humble

Are you

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By *ust want fun 888Man 11 weeks ago

nearby

You son of a bitch

Yeah, okay, maybe, but you’ve not met my father

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By *inxy777Woman 11 weeks ago

essex

If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours! X. Love that.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?

“The light at the end of the tunnel is usually some bastard with a torch bringing more problems”"

From X rated positivity to a dyed in the wool cynic…you’re a conundrum SF

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"“Do me…….NOW!”"

Short but to your point Mr Wick

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By *ellroseWoman 11 weeks ago

Brum


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?"

Something like that

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


"“Do me…….NOW!”"

Mr JW, some decorum please!

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By *r John WickMan 11 weeks ago

The Continental


"“Do me…….NOW!”

Mr JW, some decorum please! "

Oh ok.

“Do me……..NOW……Please”

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


"“Do me…….NOW!”

Mr JW, some decorum please!

Oh ok.

“Do me……..NOW……Please” "

Much better what will the background music be?

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple 11 weeks ago

Bristol

I want to roll you up and tuck you inside my vagina, so I can feel you all day long

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By *KTim61Man 11 weeks ago

Tipton


"I want to roll you up and tuck you inside my vagina, so I can feel you all day long"

That's sounds a great idea

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I want to roll you up and tuck you inside my vagina, so I can feel you all day long"

Someone is greedy but aren’t we all?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"“Do me…….NOW!”

Mr JW, some decorum please!

Oh ok.

“Do me……..NOW……Please”

Much better what will the background music be? "

I am curious about this myself something epic like the theme tune to Glad-he-ate-her

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By *harkman300Man 11 weeks ago

Manchester


""I love it when your nipple hair brushes against my lips""

Even if it has been plaited?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Lick my arsehole ya filthy bastard....

Always brings a smile to.my face

Mr

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"I want to roll you up and tuck you inside my vagina, so I can feel you all day long"

Is that the Camilla to Charles quote

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Ya Jammy bastard always makes me smile

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


"“Do me…….NOW!”

Mr JW, some decorum please!

Oh ok.

“Do me……..NOW……Please”

Much better what will the background music be?

I am curious about this myself something epic like the theme tune to Glad-he-ate-her "

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"“God I love your cock”

*always results in renewed vigour and maximum effort

Got to admit this one does get me going but i always put in 100%.

Although my 100% depends on the kind of day I am having!!

But if this said on an off day by the right woman I do find extra reserves from somewhere "

We dig deep for those reserves. However the phrase “don’t stop, I’m fucking coming” is guaranteed to make me come immediately. Top Tip ladies… keep your vinegar stroke ecstasies to yourself… surprise us

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Lick my arsehole ya filthy bastard....

Always brings a smile to.my face

Mr "

Brings a cute pair of butt cheeks to my face

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 11 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'Are you hungry?'

Always a winner

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By *heGateKeeperMan 11 weeks ago

Stratford

I’m gonna come for you

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By *he Silver FuxMan 11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?

“The light at the end of the tunnel is usually some bastard with a torch bringing more problems”

From X rated positivity to a dyed in the wool cynic…you’re a conundrum SF "

A pessimist is a well-informed optimist…

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

It ain't over till the fat lady sings

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By *oxychicWoman 11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Well done is better than well said" is one of mine along with it is what it i

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By *hippy57Man 11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining ,love that one

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

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By *hippy57Man 11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

You have loverly legs belladonna ,bet you know how to use them

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Well that wasn't as painful as I thought it would be

Mr

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By *till gameMan 11 weeks ago

two doors down

If you were anymore inbred you’d be a sandwich

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By *ermite12ukMan 11 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You should be on the stage.....cleaning it.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Lick my arsehole ya filthy bastard....

Always brings a smile to.my face

Mr "

I bet your rimming I mean grinning from ear to ear with that one

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By *eading beddingMan 10 weeks ago

Berks

Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"“God I love your cock”

*always results in renewed vigour and maximum effort

Got to admit this one does get me going but i always put in 100%.

Although my 100% depends on the kind of day I am having!!

But if this said on an off day by the right woman I do find extra reserves from somewhere

We dig deep for those reserves. However the phrase “don’t stop, I’m fucking coming” is guaranteed to make me come immediately. Top Tip ladies… keep your vinegar stroke ecstasies to yourself… surprise us"

We always manage to rise to the occasion and cums naturally to a pleaser….that golden phrase, I just think i wasn’t planning to stop and just go harder

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?

“The light at the end of the tunnel is usually some bastard with a torch bringing more problems”

From X rated positivity to a dyed in the wool cynic…you’re a conundrum SF

A pessimist is a well-informed optimist…"

That should be in a fortune cookie

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining ,love that one "

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time. "

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Well that wasn't as painful as I thought it would be

Mr "

Well no further explanation is needed for that one!!

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else? "

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me. "

Is this in a public or private setting?

I love a bit of under the table teasing in a restaurant….”waiter we will take that order to go”

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By *ominanTeeMan 10 weeks ago

Sligo

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By *ominanTeeMan 10 weeks ago

Sligo

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By *ominanTeeMan 10 weeks ago

Sligo

First tattoo - Such is life

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me.

Is this in a public or private setting?

I love a bit of under the table teasing in a restaurant….”waiter we will take that order to go” "

Haha, last time it was said was last night.

We only had a one hour booking. We got thrown out after an hour. We didn’t moan.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me.

Is this in a public or private setting?

I love a bit of under the table teasing in a restaurant….”waiter we will take that order to go”

Haha, last time it was said was last night.

We only had a one hour booking. We got thrown out after an hour. We didn’t moan. "

Not until later I am guessing

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me.

Is this in a public or private setting?

I love a bit of under the table teasing in a restaurant….”waiter we will take that order to go”

Haha, last time it was said was last night.

We only had a one hour booking. We got thrown out after an hour. We didn’t moan.

Not until later I am guessing "

I’m an angel.

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By *hippy57Man 10 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Heard a guy next to me in barbers ,the barber asked what he thought about up coming election ,he blurted out lol

!it’s like shitting your pants and change your shirt ! No point lol

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"You’ve got legs, and you know how to use them. Makes me laugh every time.

Hopefully you don’t laugh while in the middle of using them!!

Do they mean you know how to stand up and walk or something else?

Ha! No usually it’s as a result of me somehow teasing someone with my legs whilst sat next to me.

Is this in a public or private setting?

I love a bit of under the table teasing in a restaurant….”waiter we will take that order to go”

Haha, last time it was said was last night.

We only had a one hour booking. We got thrown out after an hour. We didn’t moan.

Not until later I am guessing

I’m an angel. "

Uk huh Bella don’t be stealing my lines…i know better

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Heard a guy next to me in barbers ,the barber asked what he thought about up coming election ,he blurted out lol

!it’s like shitting your pants and change your shirt ! No point lol "

Now that’s an interesting analogy!!

You choose the one who shits a little less on you is my political opinion

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple 10 weeks ago

armagh

I’d make him cum

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I’d make him cum"

Does that make you smile or him, perhaps both of you?

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By *KTim61Man 10 weeks ago

Tipton


"'Are you hungry?'

Always a winner "

Hungry as in food or

Hungry for sex ?

I'm both lol but the food can wait

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 10 weeks ago

Southampton

Shit happens then you find there's no toilet roll....

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 10 weeks ago

Southampton


"It is what it is til it isn’t

A light at the end of tunnel sort of quote?

“The light at the end of the tunnel is usually some bastard with a torch bringing more problems”

From X rated positivity to a dyed in the wool cynic…you’re a conundrum SF

A pessimist is a well-informed optimist…

That should be in a fortune cookie "

The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 10 weeks ago

Essex

I used to have a patient with dementia that I visited every Tuesday.

Every week without fail - as I walked across the car park to leave, he would shout.

“See you next Tuesday”. Never failed to make me smile

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I used to have a patient with dementia that I visited every Tuesday.

Every week without fail - as I walked across the car park to leave, he would shout.

“See you next Tuesday”. Never failed to make me smile "

I guess he didn’t like you much!!

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