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I like to spank myself
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I love bending over the sofa while I spank my own ass. It was a bit awkward to start with, but totally worth it.
I want to get more adventurous with what I use and am looking at kitchen utensils now. I'd love you to suggest what I can use, and if it feels good I can upload a picture.
My favourite at the moment is my big wooden spoon. It has Daddy's Spanking Spoon etched on it. I got it from Etsy. |
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"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker."
Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too |
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"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker.
Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too"
Do less than five wipes and then you’ve got free ammunition too  |
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"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker.
Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too
Do less than five wipes and then you’ve got free ammunition too "
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Go for a wire brush. One side should satisfy your kink, the other for a bit of acupuncture when you need it
Warning: Just in case anyone joining the site read this and think they entered a strange universe, nobody should ever try this. It is just a sily comment for one of many of Willy's twisted threadstarter threads. |
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Good morning Willy.
How set are you on kitchen utensils? Because a large wooden back scrubber brush works wonders. The handle is longer allowing for more swinging distance and if you use soap and water with the brush side, you'll get a deep exfoliation too. Bye bye arse acne  |
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"Good morning Willy.
How set are you on kitchen utensils? Because a large wooden back scrubber brush works wonders. The handle is longer allowing for more swinging distance and if you use soap and water with the brush side, you'll get a deep exfoliation too. Bye bye arse acne "
Pretty amusing but I`d give it a try  |
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"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.
Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory."
If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.
Thank you, I'll take a peek |
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"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.
Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.
If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.
Thank you, I'll take a peek"
4th one down for anyone interested. |
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"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.
Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.
If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.
Thank you, I'll take a peek"
If you get some in different lengths you can play a tune 
Mrs TMN x |
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"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.
Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.
If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.
Thank you, I'll take a peek
If you get some in different lengths you can play a tune
Mrs TMN x"
I may need a helping hand for that one |
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"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.
Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.
If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.
Thank you, I'll take a peek"
Too kind  |
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I spank myself, I want you to spank me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself, I spank myself
I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you) I spank myself, I spank myself
(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself
(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself
I spank myself
I spank myself
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Looks like you've got all the kitchen utensils covered, so you're welcome to borrow my wand to slap against your buttocks. You get the added thrill from the vibrations Yeah yeah Willy, I know I've got a twisted mind  |
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"I spank myself, I want you to spank me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I spank myself, I spank myself
I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you) I spank myself, I spank myself
(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself
(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself
(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself
I spank myself
I spank myself
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"Dear OP, how are you coming along with your recent auto-erotic self spanking technique?
Are you still doing this or given up? Was it just a trial period? 🥄"
the kettle cord was a bit much, but I did enjoy the non stick spatula. I've retired for now, as it was just a phase to be honest. |
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By *vilgasamWoman 10 weeks ago
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"Heard it all now .. hahaha suppose we all have our thing but really ... haha brilliant .. ( doctor) and how did u dislocate your wrist ? Eh well I was slapping my own ass doctor .. haha "
Tbh of all the things I’ve heard and been asked to participate in, self spanking is very tame
Each to their own I suppose |
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