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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago
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"they MUST rhyme tho ..
Write four lines about the person who posted above. In ABAB form ... or just make em rhyme ... k ?
Granny crumpet,
Bit of a strumpet,
Would you hump it,
I don’t know
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Playfullsam was a bit too quick,
He failed to do it ABAB
I guess his poem was kind of slick,
Is Granny impressed? We'll see. |
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By *lue RascalMan 11 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
_layfullsam a tall fun jabroni
In Italian he can order a Peroni
A nice guy on Fab
But keep him away from the chemistry lab
I realise I’m far too late so skip me out  Amazon delivery distracted me. |
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"Blue Rascal's a blue he likes to work out,
In shorts he often does play,
Watching his team in the stand he will shout,
In the League they were lucky to stay.
J x"
J.R. Woody out looking for men
Bared an arse - plump,round and pert
The evening finished with 'never again'
Cos her thong got all covered in dirt. |
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch,
Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer,
Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych,
Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau."
Love Cats, full of affection,
The two dance under the moonlight,
Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection,
In a world where love is the answer bright. |
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch,
Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer,
Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych,
Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau.
Love Cats, full of affection,
The two dance under the moonlight,
Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection,
In a world where love is the answer bright."
I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please. |
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"The love cats will always purr
If you are a connoisseur
And gently fondle, caress and lick
Their pineapple's with your 
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple  "
Two cats in love
They purr and snuggle
Two peas in a pod
What a lovely couple |
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"The love cats will always purr
If you are a connoisseur
And gently fondle, caress and lick
Their pineapple's with your
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple
Two cats in love
They purr and snuggle
Two peas in a pod
What a lovely couple "
Let's keep it plain,
Say no names,
He's not so cuddly,
But he's _till game. |
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"The Love Cats from Wales like to show us their tails,
They even have photos with fruit.
They'll attract many males, miles away from the Dales,
They'd be rated as 'much more than cute'
J xx"
Thank you it's amazing. |
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"The love cats will always purr
If you are a connoisseur
And gently fondle, caress and lick
Their pineapple's with your
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple
Two cats in love
They purr and snuggle
Two peas in a pod
What a lovely couple "
Thanks very much I'm out now though, please miss us out |
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"The Love Cats from Wales like to show us their tails,
They even have photos with fruit.
They'll attract many males, miles away from the Dales,
They'd be rated as 'much more than cute'
J xx"
JR Woody do love barn sex
Don't confuse them for JR Hartley
If you do you'll need some specs
Cos they dress much more smartly |
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch,
Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer,
Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych,
Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau.
Love Cats, full of affection,
The two dance under the moonlight,
Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection,
In a world where love is the answer bright.
I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please."
Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme .... |
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch,
Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer,
Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych,
Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau.
Love Cats, full of affection,
The two dance under the moonlight,
Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection,
In a world where love is the answer bright.
I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please.
Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme ...."
Granny crumpet went to town
To fetch her gorgeous daughter
She found her daughter going down
On someone she shouldn’t oughta!!!  |
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"He offers more todger,
I want a jammy dodger,
And a cup of tea,
Right now would be good thanks very much "
Twist my nipples said to me
On a cold and frosty morn
Put that cuppa on my knee
And then we’ll watch dwarf porn!  |
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"Todger Moore
007 you may not be
Compared to him you sound like a bore
Let's chat and we shall see"
K and M, M&S and S&M
Wait, what? Cum again?!
I took the low road n got a low blow and I probably do it again.
My mate thinks you're well fit, so I'm asking for a friend. |
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch,
Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer,
Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych,
Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau.
Love Cats, full of affection,
The two dance under the moonlight,
Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection,
In a world where love is the answer bright.
I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please.
Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme ...."
Thank you . |
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"Granny-Crumpet hot and buttery
Winning smile, eye lashes fluttery
Let's head out now to the Metro station
So we can join her in King's Crustacean"
Sallyslinky with legs so long
Don’t trying her back back door
Or sending pics of your dong
She will go down in folklore
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Shall we dress up together as Costa employees
Serving mochas, espressos, lattes and teas ?
Woody B let us go to your Palace of Sin
Let loose your lust and the Fab time begin"
There was a young lady called Sally
Who could be right up my alley
Seemingly with legs that go on forever
No doubt the source of endless pleasure
She’d probably not be interested in a Manc scally
It’s five I know but deserving don’t you think |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"This guy enjoys his life
Who doesn’t want to get to know this man?
Oh crap is that a knife
Is he actually the son of Sam?
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There was a couple who in Norfolk did reside
Who in verse bless them they certainly tried
Perhaps they are hardened Swingers
In a county where it’s normal to have six fingers
But this fifth line I just cannot hide |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"His name is showpan
Full of mystery,
Is he a silhouette or a man?
Or is he a figment or my imagination, am I going crazy?!/"
There was a young lady from Wales
Seemingly seeking ladies and Males
Don’t worry you’re not going crazy
Perhaps just teeny bit hazy
But this fifth line keeps send me off the rails |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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This four line rule is proving difficult for me
Take a look above and you will clearly see
Perhaps on this thread I am prone to scandals
I find it much easier looking for four candles |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum."
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty |
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum.
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty"
I don't think they're Cadburys mate,
At least not the last one I ate,
Our go to is chocolate and wine,
A cabernet and a wispas divine. |
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"From the West Midlands he came
Known here as John Wick
6’2” is his frame
We want his Dick Pic
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ScoobyBoobyDoo, she's been hot since the smoking ban.
Of unwelcome dick pics, she's not a fan.
Do this, 1 thing you must understand.
She will bundle you in the back of her mystery van |
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"Love n cats the couple from south Wales,
I'd love to hear some of thier tales,
Many a person queuing up for fun, I was I could be one
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On a trip to Cannes
The house got burgled
Poor niceman
Poolside he gurgled |
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"From the West Midlands he came
Known here as John Wick
6’2” is his frame
We want his Dick Pic
ScoobyBoobyDoo, she's been hot since the smoking ban.
Of unwelcome dick pics, she's not a fan.
Do this, 1 thing you must understand.
She will bundle you in the back of her mystery van"
Jon'sShlong is his name
He’s young, slim and hot
But smoking his game
So sadly for me he’s a not x
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum.
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty
I don't think they're Cadburys mate,
At least not the last one I ate,
Our go to is chocolate and wine,
A cabernet and a wispas divine."
I stand corrected and hang my head in shame
Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game
Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice
After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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" showpan has modelled himself on an artist
one that can play the piano forte
he also professes to be naughty
and is definitely over 40"
Showpan is surely a composer
Some may say a mature poser
Certainly no fibs about my advancing years
And for the ladies out there I can just say I can breathe through ears |
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum.
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty
I don't think they're Cadburys mate,
At least not the last one I ate,
Our go to is chocolate and wine,
A cabernet and a wispas divine.
I stand corrected and hang my head in shame
Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game
Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice
After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce
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A Roller she's had all her life,
Good god man just look at my wife,
Now it's a Bentley we lust,
Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust.
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum.
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty
I don't think they're Cadburys mate,
At least not the last one I ate,
Our go to is chocolate and wine,
A cabernet and a wispas divine.
I stand corrected and hang my head in shame
Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game
Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice
After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce
A Roller she's had all her life,
Good god man just look at my wife,
Now it's a Bentley we lust,
Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust.
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Good Heavens I thought you cats had opted out
No more will will you twist and shout
I agree her indoors has a body designed for sin
Showpan would love to join in |
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire,
Who is on fab looking for pleasure,
He composes poetry here on the forum,
Who knows he may have written one for your mum.
Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure
Perhaps we could get together
A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county
To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty
I don't think they're Cadburys mate,
At least not the last one I ate,
Our go to is chocolate and wine,
A cabernet and a wispas divine.
I stand corrected and hang my head in shame
Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game
Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice
After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce
A Roller she's had all her life,
Good god man just look at my wife,
Now it's a Bentley we lust,
Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust.
Good Heavens I thought you cats had opted out
No more will will you twist and shout
I agree her indoors has a body designed for sin
Showpan would love to join in "
Opt out we have to at last,
As grannie's thread is filling up fast,
We've just got carried away with this thread,
To upset her I'd rather be dead. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Apologies to Granny for this deviation
There are more than four lines in this salutation
Alas it’s time for Showpan to write his final chord
As I know fellow fabsters of me you are no doubt bored
It’s time for this old timer to call it a day
Perhaps I have run out of things to say
Threads about squirting, cuckolds and knickers for sale
I have no witty retorts with which to regale
Today’s oddity was a bit of a shock
A lady seeking a plumber to help with her ball cock
I will miss the forum and the arm chair intellectuals
The battalions of single chaps, TVs CDs and whatever sexuals
Essex Tom and his daily reporting I will surely miss
But I know secretly ET is taking the piss
I am about to find out of Fab if you can check out but never leave
Perhaps I’ll come back as Baithoven and flatter to deceive |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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" To Showpan
Kind words lift up hearts
Humour lifts the forum high
Never a good bye
Ok I’ll stay
Nice one mate "
I have been inundated with messages to stay
Well two actually but hey what can I say
I am trying to wean myself off writing in verse
For me not conversing in rhyme is utterly perverse |
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brought a tear to my Japs eye 
