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Can anyone guess the size of Neros clock?
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By *affron40 OP Woman 30 weeks ago
manchester |
I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? |
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I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? "
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It's called a •member's• club for a reason. Thank you Såff' — our date was supposed to be a clandestine encounter.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago
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I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too?
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It's called a •member's• club for a reason. Thank you Såff' — our date was supposed to be a clandestine encounter. "
Oh dear, you've ticked him off... you shouldn't have tocked about it.  |
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By *eliWoman 30 weeks ago
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At first glance it seems rather impressive. But then you realise it's an Aldi's finest range and it's not.... quite as impressive.
Not sure I'd touch it but then he wouldn't want me Higgins-ing my way around it.  |
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By *affron40 OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"At first glance it seems rather impressive. But then you realise it's an Aldi's finest range and it's not.... quite as impressive.
Not sure I'd touch it but then he wouldn't want me Higgins-ing my way around it. "
And yet it looks so ‘vintage’ what a disappointment. |
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"At first glance it seems rather impressive. But then you realise it's an Aldi's finest range and it's not.... quite as impressive.
Not sure I'd touch it but then he wouldn't want me Higgins-ing my way around it. "
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Ruffling your plumage (at me) has never been lost on me, Miss Eliza DoVeryLittle.  |
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"I used to visit the Royal Academy members club. It's very lovely.
Make sure to visit the gardens too"
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This has to be the most cute and benign response and I love you for this. 
I actually bonking Såff' in the fragrant gardens, behind a thorny bush. |
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I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too? "
Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction. |
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I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too?
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Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction. "
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You're confusing our luncheon with my truncheon, KC²!  |
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I am meeting Nero very soon and he wants to show me his Clock in the The Royal Academy 'members' club. I'm wondering how big it is...
Have you seen it?
Have you touched it?
What do you like about it?
Would you like Nero to show you his clock too?
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Hmmmmmm. Nerø did not bring his Clock to our luncheon, but I'll hazard a guess and say it's size 4. Maybe 5 when the wind is blowing in the right direction.
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You're confusing our luncheon with my truncheon, KC²! "
I didn't note you walking with a cane, dear chap |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!!
I think Nero’s is plastic
Plastic?? Does it have a little wind up timer?? You know...does it need a hand to work?"
Yes, we like to wind him up |
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By *affron40 OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"It's really rather small, he just puts it incredibly close to the camera. A bit like how Peter Jackson cleverly placed Gandalf and Frodo in the cart."
Hmmmm this makes sense… I asked him to measure it against a sky remote but he outright refused!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I expected Nero to have his clock in his pocket so he can feel it all the time 
I mean that’s some BIG PANTS dude "
You know what they say about a man who wears big pants? |
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"Neros clock is legendary…
I’m starting to think it’s more like Chinese whispers… 
Wispy yes.
Chinese.. no 
Shit I’m kinda scared to ask what’s wispy?!?!! "
It’s like a Wispa but not quite as delicious |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his wood!!
I think Nero’s is plastic
Plastic?? Does it have a little wind up timer?? You know...does it need a hand to work?
Yes, we like to wind him up "
But wind up timers need deft, nimble fingers and appropriate wrist action!I hope Nero isn't all fingers and thumbs! |
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands "
It's just a good camera angle. We should ask to see it next to a travel size can of Lynx and an original size Sky remote, for context. |
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By *HUSH-Man 30 weeks ago
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands…."
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day. |
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By *affron40 OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day."
maybe he’s hiding a really big head??? |
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day."
The blood flow is strong with that one  |
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"It's really rather small, he just puts it incredibly close to the camera. A bit like how Peter Jackson cleverly placed Gandalf and Frodo in the cart."
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Nell... I've already worked out the venue for our date. It's cumming along like cløçkwork. |
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By *HUSH-Man 30 weeks ago
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head??? "
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
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He does always wear a Hat |
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By *HUSH-Man 30 weeks ago
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat "
I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too. |
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat
I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too."
Probably too tall for its shelf? I'm assuming it stood 90yrs on the floor. |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week! |
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"Hopefully he has taken the precaution of winding it fully so its accurate "
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My dear chap this whole thread has been a wind up, at my expense , and there's a hØ|e burning in my wallet as we speak.
Såff' is still getting bonked though. Fåçt. |
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!"
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath. |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath."
Its ballbusting! Not pistols!!
I have no experience of pistols! But I do get to go first!! I shall utilise my former rugby skills to recreate a 50 yard clearance from my own line! So sir! Legs akimbo, eyes open and brace yourself! |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath."
Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution!
1) Does that bar me from duels?
2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!!
Yours Sincerely
Quivering Nelson |
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"I can’t quite make out how big it is but he is having to hold it with two hands
Maybe Nero has teeny tiny hands….
I suppose that’s possible, but….. look at the size of that thing! Dear god!
I’m surprised he hasn’t lost consciousness trying to carry it round all day.
maybe he’s hiding a really big head???
I suppose that’s also possible. He must have a helmet the size of a cathedral bell in that case.
He does always wear a Hat
I wonder if it’s genetic? That usually skips a generation so his Grandfather’s Clock must have been impressive too.
Probably too tall for its shelf? I'm assuming it stood 90yrs on the floor. "
That's likely, if it was bought on the morn of the day that he was born. |
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By *affron40 OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath.
Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution!
1) Does that bar me from duels?
2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!!
Yours Sincerely
Quivering Nelson "
I can’t decide if you two are related or betrothed |
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
I challenge you to a duel at dawn!
A duel of ballbusting!! And care of your slight, I get to go first!
I nominate Glowupdoll as my second! She is well versed in ballbusting this week!
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We shall have to wear white frilly shirts and Piccadills for our pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath.
Damn! I have checked my wardrobe and unfortunately have no white frilly shirt or piccadills! I shall have to dress as a peasant from the french revolution!
1) Does that bar me from duels?
2) Hampstead Heath? Would my dress of choice make me 'fair game!' for the locals re: sexual shenanigans!!
Yours Sincerely
Quivering Nelson
I can’t decide if you two are related or betrothed "
I am confused! I cannot remember whether I left Fab for a while or was spirited away to an island and placed in an iron mask...your comments do not help! Prepare yourself for the ducking stool! *-... Oh! Nearly forgot...there'll be a cup of tea and some nice shampoo and conditionerwhen the ducking is over! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
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"Not as impressive as John Harrison's clock at Greenwich! Renowned for his woof!!
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Damn you man! Damn you!
I meant wood! wood! not woof!
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Wood of the finest Hickory, Dickory.
And can someone catch that bloody mouse?! |
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"I used to visit the Royal Academy members club. It's very lovely.
Make sure to visit the gardens too
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Oyy, I used to be a patron you know!! I have taken tea in the garden and enjoyed the artists room on many occasions before an exclusive viewing at the summer exhibition.
(Ok, technically a gentleman I used to Dominate was the patron, but I did visit a number of times. I can scrub up well and sound cultured) |
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