That nose of his, specifically.
What do you think of it?
I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.
I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.
Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?
Whose schnozzle appeals? |
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"That nose of his, specifically.
What do you think of it?
I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.
I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.
Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?
Whose schnozzle appeals?"
Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator. |
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"That nose of his, specifically.
What do you think of it?
I hadn't previously given it the attention that such a glorious honker deserves, but I suddenly have the urgent desire to experience it in my bumpussy.
I think it would make for stellar viewing on hot videos too.
Have any of you considered a proboscis probing?
Whose schnozzle appeals?
Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator."
Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey  x |
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Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.
Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x"
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Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.
Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x
Red or brown?"
Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.
I spent ages on that!!!
Brown  . |
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"The "Thank Heavens For Little Girls" sequence in My Father The Hero is hilarious, but certain revelations about Depardieu make it a little uncomfortable these days."
Agreed - let's keep this just to the big nose concept.
Unlike mine.
Mine is miniscule  xx |
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"The "Thank Heavens For Little Girls" sequence in My Father The Hero is hilarious, but certain revelations about Depardieu make it a little uncomfortable these days.
Agreed - let's keep this just to the big nose concept.
Unlike mine.
Mine is miniscule xx"
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"Adrien Brody has a mighty fine schnoz, OP. Have you considered his?"
I did a DSP with Adrien Brody and Liam Nesson once.
True story.
Adrien serenaded me with his Dalí "Rhinoceros" lines from Midnight in Paris and Liam did THAT LINE from Taken.
My bumpussy didn't stop quivering for a "hole weak" Nell xxxx |
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Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.
Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x
Red or brown?
Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.
I spent ages on that!!!
Brown ."
It was very good. Something went over my head! |
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Ah, I may have mentioned Jean de Florette, what an unlikely sex god he was.
Then borne out in real out in real life - not a sex god but a sexual predator.
Agreed. There's no justification for that, even if blaming it on alcohol. Being a Man on The Sauces is never an excuse Phooey x
Red or brown?
Ah come on - Manon des Sources deserved at least a scintilla of applause before you red or browned me.
I spent ages on that!!!
Brown .
It was very good. Something went over my head!"
Probably Gérard's schnozz . |
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"We have similar noses, so I’m biased in thinking his is awesome.
I always thought Michelle Pffeifer had a rather regal and elegant nose."
She's got a bumpussy too.
Liam Neeson (thought I'd spell it right this time ) told me xxxx |
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"He is a close friend of Mr Putin they say
Are we not getting confused with Steven Seagal?
Is Depardieu a good friend of Steven Segall ?"
According to Vladimir Rasputin, apparently so Tom.
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