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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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There seems to be a lot of ball talk today, but what's your favourite ball?
I'm going with a stuffing ball, and don't come at me with your cranberries and shit. Just basic sage and onion.
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Uh.
Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.
But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff. |
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By *ayRyuMan 30 weeks ago
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"Uh.
Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.
But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."
The hairdryer bit did make me wonder!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth."
Ah you little cutie.
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Gulab Jamun
Mochi
Lindt balls
The ball at the end of a screwball
Gobstoppers my gran used to buy them as a kid. I don't know why, but she seemed so happy with herself when she gave me one. There you go that'll keep you quiet for a while, she'd say. |
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"Uh.
Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.
But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."
Blowing a raspberry post orgasm is so mean 
(But kinda feels good) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Uh.
Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.
But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff."
Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!
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By *ayRyuMan 30 weeks ago
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"Uh.
Probably actual balls. Like testes. I get proper distracted by the lava lamp thing they do in the bath, or when you blow the hairdryer near them, or just after they've cum. And they produce most of my protein consumption. And the reaction if you blow a raspberry on them while the owner is still in that oversensitive post orgasm state is fucking hilarious.
But stuffing balls are a good food based ball. Definitely without fruit and faff.
Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!
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I'm still waiting for that response  |
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"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth."
Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.
We used to put one in a long sock and play a game up the wall with them. It's a difficult game to describe but you stood with your back to the wall, swung the sock to hit the wall, whilst moving your legs around. |
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"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth.
Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.
We used to put one in a long sock and play a game up the wall with them. It's a difficult game to describe but you stood with your back to the wall, swung the sock to hit the wall, whilst moving your legs around."
Me too! Loved it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"I’m gonna go with tennis balls. Not because I like tennis. Because the way a dog catches a tennis ball is one of the most satisfying things on Earth.
Tennis balls were my ball of choice as a child.
We used to put one in a long sock and play a game up the wall with them. It's a difficult game to describe but you stood with your back to the wall, swung the sock to hit the wall, whilst moving your legs around."
I think we're gonna need a video |
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By *ib.Man 30 weeks ago
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"Maltesers. 
Do you suck all the chocolate off first?  "
I like putting way too many in my mouth and then chewing on the glorious, gooey mess.
I also get to feel every filling in my mouth screaming in pain.
Such an experience. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Gulab Jamun
Mochi
Lindt balls
The ball at the end of a screwball
Gobstoppers my gran used to buy them as a kid. I don't know why, but she seemed so happy with herself when she gave me one. There you go that'll keep you quiet for a while, she'd say. "
The screwball ball!!! Always tasted better than normal gum. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Swedish meatballs mmmmm 
From IKEA! Yes!!!"
With the red currant sauce and their gravy - but their hotdogs after you have stood in the checkout for ages suddenly seem deliious (OK, maybe it is 25 years since I have been to Ikea and I am remembering things with nostalgia)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Masquerade balls, with lots of candles, and Chandeliers, and ornate masks, and red wine, and an unmasking at midnight...  "
Ooohhhh this is my kinda party! |
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Lacrosse balls. Nope, never played it, no idea really what it is actually, but the ball is perfect to put against the wall and rub your back over. Kinda like a perfect self massage. No other ball does quite such a good job. |
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"Ok, how do you get to the situation of blowing a hairdryer on them!?!"
In terms of logic, reasoning or rationale? No idea.
But if I'm blow drying my hair and there's a convenient pantsless penis person there, it's just got to be done |
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By *eliWoman 30 weeks ago
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Arancini.
But not the crap stuff with poorly made risotto and artificially dyed breadcrumbs that seem to pass as arancini at food markets where you pay over the odds for some utter trash. The real stuff. |
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