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"I simply don't want to "Because she'd make me cum too quick.  | |||
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"Too kinky. Hot though" Because i'm not bi | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster "Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other. | |||
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"I don’t like mustard" Errrrm, errrrrm. Nope. I'm lost  | |||
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"He's fabulous hot, but too young for me " You live too far away  | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work? "Free for all at this point Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory  | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work? "Quoting | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
Free for all at this point
Wouldn't fuck you because I suspect you might be a Tory "I'm an independent, actually. I don't do guys but wish I had your abs | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
Quoting"You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster "You don't have a vagina | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.  | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster
You don't have a vagina "Your head is a bit too much like candy floas | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "I deffo would but she don’t like bugs! | |||
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"Too tall" Too far away.  | |||
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"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish" you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs...... You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people | |||
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"But I'm scared of lobsters and crayfish you should have said crabs for the cheap laughs...... You have 5 points anyway as you never said too old - so you have a big tick on my list of nice people" You're too old. Not what you said last night Shush | |||
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"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it. No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work." Technically you do every time you wank yourself off. | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "We do it inside as well 
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"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me. " The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste.  | |||
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"I always thought your username was Catflaps and now I’m disappointed " That's one of the reasons we went for it, the Spoonerism effect!  | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.
I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you. "I don’t wear blue underwear. | |||
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"Not a fan of crumpets tbh, unusual texture for me. The way you lean forward in cowgirl position is too far forward for my taste. "You find me annoying | |||
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"They think I’m a prick "You’d eat all my sprouts and not share. | |||
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"Since this has devolved into confusion, I can't do anything but add to it. No, I wouldn't fuck myself, because the logistics just don't work. Technically you do every time you wank yourself off. " That's very true. | |||
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"They think I’m a prick
You’d eat all my sprouts and not share. "You’ve blocked me  | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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I'm not sure if you'd let me motorboat you.
I don’t wear blue underwear. "Exceptions can be made.  | |||
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"They think I’m a prick
You’d eat all my sprouts and not share.
You’ve blocked me "I don't eat mushrooms | |||
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"You have a penis." You don't meet men | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men " Exactly | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men Exactly " You don’t have a penis | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men Exactly " I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off. | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men Exactly I must admit - it's a close call to have up chopped off. " | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men Exactly You don’t have a penis "Your tits might crush me. | |||
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"You have a penis. You don't meet men Exactly You don’t have a penis
Your tits might crush me. "You have a penis (St0len Quotation) | |||
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"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear "You're too young | |||
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"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear
You're too young "You won't give me your postcode | |||
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"I’m not a lady wearing blue underwear
You're too young
You won't give me your postcode "I'm too intimidated by your blue underwear skills. | |||
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"…But he’s wrecked your cunt." But it’s healed | |||
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"…But he’s wrecked your cunt. But it’s healed "Distance | |||
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"…But he’s wrecked your cunt. But it’s healed
Distance "You haven't got tits. | |||
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"…But he’s wrecked your cunt. But it’s healed
Distance
You haven't got tits. "As above | |||
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"You don't have a vag." I can’t find the right door | |||
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"You don't have a vag. I can’t find the right door" You’re too far away | |||
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"You don't have a vag. I can’t find the right door You’re too far away " Because you’re straight. | |||
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"You drank all the rum" You can't stand me. | |||
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"You drank all the rum You can't stand me. "I have a headache | |||
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"You drank all the rum You can't stand me.
I have a headache "I've reached my quota for the month. | |||
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"You drank all the rum You can't stand me.
I have a headache
I've reached my quota for the month."He’s reached his quota for the month | |||
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"You drank all the rum You can't stand me.
I have a headache
I've reached my quota for the month.
He’s reached his quota for the month "...shit, that backfired spectacularly didn't it | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster "Your a guy!? | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster
You’re a guy!?"You don’t like fishing nets! | |||
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"So...Why wouldn't you fuck the poster
Is "the poster" in this case meant to be you for all replies, or the person above you? :P It seems a couple of people have gone with one and some have gone with the other."Oh no, we've broken the rules! | |||
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"I don't believe in sex before marriage " I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither | |||
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"I don't believe in sex before marriage I reckon you don't believe in sex after marriage neither "His I.d is fake. The mr | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs. "Bring some bug spray | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.
Bring some bug spray "His name is McLovin | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.
Bring some bug spray
His name is McLovin"He's old money, but too young | |||
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.
Bring some bug spray
His name is McLovin
He's old money, but too young"Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs
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"Confusion has taken hold Op! How's this supposed to work?
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You like it outdoors. I’m afraid of bugs.
Bring some bug spray
His name is McLovin
He's old money, but too young
Fear I’d be “out shoed “ by the mrs
D"I'm only ever in Edinburgh for Fringe and you'll probably be busy. :P | |||
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"Because you look like my science teacher " I would fuck yous. There’s no buts at all. My trousers are on their way down as i’m typing this | |||
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"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido " Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt | |||
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"Because you look like my science teacher " There are worse reasons to be rejected. Yay science! XD | |||
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"But football shirts are like Kryptonite to my libido Hopefully England win and I’ll lose the shirt "If boobs aren't underneath it then it ain't happening | |||
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"I'm a shit fuck "Because she's a shit fuck. OP because the train fare to the 'pool is too expensive. | |||
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"I'm a shit fuck "Don't 2 negatives make a positive? | |||
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"Cba! " Same goes for you | |||
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"Cba! Same goes for you" Because when I showed you my willy you laughed. | |||
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"I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. There was a great flood Locusts. It's not my fault." You’d be too observant and actually listen. | |||
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"I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. There was a great flood Locusts. It's not my fault. You’d be too observant and actually listen. " Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy | |||
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"I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. There was a great flood Locusts. It's not my fault. You’d be too observant and actually listen. Mrs would be too busy licking your pussy" You're travelling around Scotland too fast and I don't know where you are. | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex "You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex
You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P"Do you need music to fuck? | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex
You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P
Do you need music to fuck? "You don’t live close enough….(sad face)! | |||
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" Do you need music to fuck? " You don’t live close enough….(sad face)! | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex
You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P
Do you need music to fuck?
You don’t live close enough….(sad face)!"Not into guys! Sorry! | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex
You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P
Do you need music to fuck? "Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P | |||
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"Just can't be arsed On the blob Effort The cat's dead I've never done the sex
You never told me what music you're into and I'm too preoccupied trying to guess. :P
Do you need music to fuck?
Haha no, that wasn't what I meant. :P"I'm straight, sadly. I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so.. | |||
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" I'm straight, sadly. I'm actually too cold today to think of sexual thoughts; im wrapping my hair around my neck like a scarf..so.." It would be weird to have sex with someone whose hair was wrapped around their neck like a scarf. | |||
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"cause your in Liverpool!" I’m outside her age range | |||
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"The match is on." I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here. | |||
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"The match is on. I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here." Our passports don't work in Scotland  | |||
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"The match is on. I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here. Our passports don't work in Scotland "I don’t want sand in my foof | |||
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"The match is on. I don't know how to get to Newcastle from here. Our passports don't work in Scotland
I don’t want sand in my foof "I’d want to play your PS5 | |||
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"Your a Penis owner." Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off. | |||
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"Your a Penis owner. Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off. " I almost spit my coffee out | |||
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"Your a Penis owner. Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off.
I almost spit my coffee out "• ...which confirms that she ^ doesn't swallow. | |||
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"Your a man and I’m 100% heterosexual " Your a man and you’re 100% heterosexual | |||
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"Your a Penis owner. Mr KOTCT might come after me and chop my Willy off. "No you’re all good fiddles my good man, buy me a litre of white lightning and I’ll let you wank on her ankle. The mr | |||
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"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro " You’re one of those rare birds that don’t fancy me. | |||
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"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro " I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint. | |||
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"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint. " I don’t like Harry Potter | |||
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"I haven't shaved my legs in 2 weeks and I'm worried we'll get stuck together like Velcro I have an allergy to the smell of fresh paint. I don’t like Harry Potter " You wouldn’t let me | |||
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"I wouldn't fuck a poster, because paper cuts - ouch! I wouldn't fuck OP because I can't eat M&Ms anymore I wouldn't fuck above poster, as that goatee might tickle me" I am so happy to see I wasn't the only one who had that first thought when reading the topic title. | |||
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"I simply don't want to "You aren't a vending machine. | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine."I’m an aquafresh girly | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly"I've got no idea who Dean is. | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is. "I don't have blue underwear
J x | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly"Not a fan of pierced nipples | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x"You wouldn't need underwear with me | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me"Your tan is better than mine | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine "I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason "She’s not looking for single guys | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason
She’s not looking for single guys "Typical | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason
She’s not looking for single guys
Typical "He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason
She’s not looking for single guys
Typical
He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft "Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate | |||
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"I simply don't want to
You aren't a vending machine.
I’m an aquafresh girly
I've got no idea who Dean is.
I don't have blue underwear
J x
You wouldn't need underwear with me
Your tan is better than mine
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I can find a reason
She’s not looking for single guys
Typical
He looks better in a suit than me. Pffft
Pfftt, bet you look cracking in a suit mate"He looks better in a suit than me as well. :P | |||
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"The word _eliodas scares me. " Your Nan told me I can’t. | |||
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"The word _eliodas scares me. Your Nan told me I can’t. " You wouldn't survive it and I'm too pretty for prison. | |||
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