"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
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Good morning! I'm pleased that you at least have the weather you desire. Do you often have a lot of fur in your lap? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
Good morning! I'm pleased that you at least have the weather you desire. Do you often have a lot of fur in your lap? "
I like the warm feeling, so yes. |
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"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
Have you got a dog? 
I do!"
That’s awesome.  |
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By *rAitchMan 11 weeks ago
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Morning!
I'm about to load my PA gear into my car as I'm providing the sound for a music stage at a local town's gala day.
Might take a jacket, but probably won't wear it! |
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Morning OP & co.
Today is going to be a seriously tough one, so I'm strengthening my resolve with coffee, scrambled eggs, and Bob Mortimer videos on YouTube. I may reward myself tonight with Kinder Buenos and wine. |
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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Morning OP & co.
Today is going to be a seriously tough one, so I'm strengthening my resolve with coffee, scrambled eggs, and Bob Mortimer videos on YouTube. I may reward myself tonight with Kinder Buenos and wine."
 Sending you love, I'm around if you need distractions, space to talk, whatever. Definitely treat yo'self. |
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"Morning OP & co.
Today is going to be a seriously tough one, so I'm strengthening my resolve with coffee, scrambled eggs, and Bob Mortimer videos on YouTube. I may reward myself tonight with Kinder Buenos and wine."
Sending huuuge hugs and hoping today will be easier for you instead  |
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I haven't made a coffee yet.
And my furry thing is out for a walk with my mother, so she'll soon be home soaking wet and not appropriate for utilising for warmth and cuddles.
But. I will have a good day. I hope you will too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Interesting that no one seems to have clocked s certain incident overnight in USA, which I fear could have very profound impact for us all. Apologies for the reality check "
Someone having rubbish aim isn't gonna have a profound impact on me tbh. |
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Good morning. You find me revelling in joy and happiness. The weather is perfectly grim  . The properly loaded full English is cooking.
Road trip planned with my ladies.
Even the fact that it’ll be Monday tomorrow can’t piss me off, because it’s countdown week to the school summer holidays. GET IN!  |
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"Interesting that no one seems to have clocked s certain incident overnight in USA, which I fear could have very profound impact for us all. Apologies for the reality check "
You assume no one's clocked it. It will be in the politics forum and there is a thread ( sadly ) running in the lounge.
I heard it at dawn.
No one needed a reality check. Just a good morning in reality |
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"Interesting that no one seems to have clocked s certain incident overnight in USA, which I fear could have very profound impact for us all. Apologies for the reality check "
Ain’t got any control over it so no point me worrying about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
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Morning, who has taken over my favourite, sarcastic, slightly grumpy, pessimist with an overriding sense of realism that used to be Raven?
Maybe you're happy cos it's rainy, whilst in norf London the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day and I'm feeling good. |
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"Interesting that no one seems to have clocked s certain incident overnight in USA, which I fear could have very profound impact for us all. Apologies for the reality check "
they proved to be a shit shot
Mr |
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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go 
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer 
In 1940 maybe...."
Granny, no, we've got to encourage the OP's flirty ways. Soon enough the sun will be shining and grumpiness will be descending but for now? It's a beautiful thing to see.  |
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By *hilloutMan 11 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe...."
Some replies are timeless granny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe...."
Ah those were the days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
Morning, who has taken over my favourite, sarcastic, slightly grumpy, pessimist with an overriding sense of realism that used to be Raven?
Maybe you're happy cos it's rainy, whilst in norf London the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day and I'm feeling good."
Oh bollock off with your sun.
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"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Granny, no, we've got to encourage the OP's flirty ways. Soon enough the sun will be shining and grumpiness will be descending but for now? It's a beautiful thing to see. "
Meh ... He's not flirting with me. 2. In Grannyese it meant , 'show me your fanny' |
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"It's Sunday, it's raining, I have coffee and a furry thing on my lap, it's a glorious day!
Good morning horny people.
Morning, who has taken over my favourite, sarcastic, slightly grumpy, pessimist with an overriding sense of realism that used to be Raven?
Maybe you're happy cos it's rainy, whilst in norf London the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day and I'm feeling good.
Oh bollock off with your sun.
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Excellent, the exorcist has been round and the OP has been returned. Normal service has been resumed (have a rum to celebrate) |
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By *hilloutMan 11 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Some replies are timeless granny
God you are good! "
You flatter me |
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"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Some replies are timeless granny
God you are good!
You flatter me "
I do. In Grannyese it means , 'show me your cock' |
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"Good Morning! To YOU your FURRY THING  and all ......
I SWORE not to be here today. Then I SWORE just while I drank my coffee. Now I SWEAR...... .just one more coffee then out for a walk .....
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Granny swore  |
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By *hilloutMan 11 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Some replies are timeless granny
God you are good!
You flatter me
I do. In Grannyese it means , 'show me your cock' "
Apologies granny  It's currently in hibernation and hidden.
How good is your snake charming prowess?  |
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"Cafe, coffee, book. It’s great start to the day x
Sounds lively, enjoy. I am on coffee and croisants
Lovely even "
Coffee and croissants are perfect match. Alas no croissants here (the cafe are out of them). I’ve been pulled into a little admin work - answering emails - not quite the chilled morning I had hoped for, but exciting nevertheless. Enjoy your croissant! x |
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"Cafe, coffee, book. It’s great start to the day x
Sounds lively, enjoy. I am on coffee and croisants
Lovely even
Coffee and croissants are perfect match. Alas no croissants here (the cafe are out of them). I’ve been pulled into a little admin work - answering emails - not quite the chilled morning I had hoped for, but exciting nevertheless. Enjoy your croissant! x"
Thank you. And saddly only crumps left now. (Don't tell but had three) |
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"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Some replies are timeless granny
God you are good!
You flatter me
I do. In Grannyese it means , 'show me your cock'
Apologies granny It's currently in hibernation and hidden.
How good is your snake charming prowess? "
Not as good as my sweet little lies ... |
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By *hilloutMan 11 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Morning! Black with 2/3 sugars?
Off to the gym for an early session...so not want to go
I'm sweet enough.
Witty answer
In 1940 maybe....
Some replies are timeless granny
God you are good!
You flatter me
I do. In Grannyese it means , 'show me your cock'
Apologies granny It's currently in hibernation and hidden.
How good is your snake charming prowess?
Not as good as my sweet little lies ..."
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..." |
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