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51. Play an instrument or speak another language. |
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By *eliWoman 21 weeks ago
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Hi, I'm Meli, I'm 43 (that's my real age) and I can't post one word replies.
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60... roll a ciggie |
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26 and I can’t eat certain types of fish |
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I just turned 45, I can’t stop lusting after men |
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41, can’t whistle |
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44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now... |
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39, I can't whistle using my fingers (I can just with my mouth though) |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Around the 40 region.
I can't stick to a diet.
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By *eliWoman 21 weeks ago
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"44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now..."
And change a username. |
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59 and can't tell my left from my right |
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50 can't drive a car but can drive husband up the wall
Mrs |
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By *WB85Man 21 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
39.....drink tea. Makes me gag!!!! |
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51. Be arsed |
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"59 and can't tell my left from my right"
My wife struggles with this too. She has a little lump on her forehead from a childhood injury that she uses to differentiate them. XD |
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By *qua vitaeWoman 21 weeks ago
Shropshire/Midlands |
I’m 54 and can’t do handstands nor cartwheels.  |
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"44. There's loads I can't do! But I should probably know how to sew on a button by now...
And change a username."
I leave it just so you notice me, Meli. It's a cry for help.
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63, I can't work out how to use the new washing machine! |
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55 and struggle to get up from sitting in the floor. |
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53 I can’t go a whole night without waking up for a pee |
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58 suck my own cock
Not that I could suck my own cock when I was younger....but that's besides the point..  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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24 - get meets on fab it seems like |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Get 11 budgies on my cock unless one stands on one leg |
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By *egoMan 21 weeks ago
Preston |
37, stand still longer than 15minutes.
It’ll cripple me. |
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"24 - get meets on fab it seems like"
41 and I still can't iron well. Iron in creases? Then I'm the woman for you, iron and make crisp, straight shirts/trousers..... Nope that's not me. |
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By *C79Man 21 weeks ago
Caterham |
45, can't lick my elbows |
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By *alcon77Man 21 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
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Be married.
Or I'll go a step further, and say sustain any romantic relationship.
-There's something wrong with me for sure. |
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"51. Be arsed"
My favourite response haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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60 and can't meet/attract women. |
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54..ski! |
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Mr. 62 Can't cycle sitting on the handlebars and facing backwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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42 and can't swim |
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27... Can't do some of my times tables 
Miss S x |
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"53 I can’t go a whole night without waking up for a pee"
Greenlight laser...least uncomfortable operation I've ever had. Now I pee like a teenager again  |
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By *reya73Woman 21 weeks ago
Whitley Bay |
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Small talk for more than 5 minutes |
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32 and can't sing - doesn't stop me doing it though |
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54, listen to country and western |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"51 and can't have a MFM/mmf "
If that’s all you can’t do at 51 years of living on this earth, you’ve lived well! |
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By *alcon77Man 21 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
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Push ups without stopping for a break after doing about 100. But working on it..
Bruce Lee could do 1500, continuously.
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62 Can't get past a 'needs must' relationship with the hoover. |
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"54 -cant bite my toe nails 
I can still do that
oooh whats your secret?? "
Just very bendy. |
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48 stand up without multiple joints cracking |
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Tolerate fantasists and dreamers who have no intention of meeting |
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"Evening everyone "
Oh crumbs! |
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"Around the 40 region.
I can't stick to a diet.
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You eat food therefore you can stick to a diet. |
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By *rispyDuckMan 21 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
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Eat marmite! 
I combust into flames & explode |
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"35
Eat marmite!
I combust into flames & explode "
Photos or it ain't real |
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I’m 32 and can’t parallel park
I’m 32 and spell parallel without autocorrect doing the heavy lifting for me |
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48 and can't get out of bed without painkillers |
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60 can't sing (at school my music teacher declared I had "a voice like a cow in pain" lol not sure he'd get away with that now but I fear he was right) |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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37 and a bit years, connect with a person or person's on a level other than meek dead-end awkward social interaction that tapers in to nothingness. |
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By *cflirtyMan 21 weeks ago
hants/ w sussex border |
62 and can't play the drums anymore |
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By *rispyDuckMan 21 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"35
Eat marmite!
I combust into flames & explode
Photos or it ain't real "
Haha I see what you did there
Well played  |
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Sing
Ski
Juggle
Lick my elbow
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44 - raise my eyebrows independently! |
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"44 - raise my eyebrows independently!"
I can do that. Prob my only talent tbf. BGT beckons |
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45
Drive a car
These days any form of gymnastics beyond a poorly executed forward roll
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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53 can't touch my toes bending down |
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Actually my other can't do - understand women!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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28 and ride a bike lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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I can't not tell people what I really think when they ask me a question about something or them!
I have harsh but honest syndrome  |
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By *P994Man 20 weeks ago
Travelling |
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Sadly I can’t swim, wish I could though just too embarrassed to learn now. |
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42 and can't fry a perfect egg |
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"43
I can’t knit either "
39 and can’t climb a ladder x |
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55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow |
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65 and still can’t resist a naughty wife. Don’t think ever can stop. Hope so |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow "
How many will try to see if they can?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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36 - I can't get a girlfriend. |
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41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye  |
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By *rRiosMan 20 weeks ago
dublin |
"41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye "
I can wink with both eyes simultaneously |
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By *agatoXXXMan 20 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
55, and I can't be nice to tories. |
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Hi, I’m 54 and I can’t roller skate |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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22 and I can’t whistle |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow "
Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho? |
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"45, can't lick my elbows"
But can you touch your nose with them? |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"41 - can’t wink with both eyes… can only wink with my left eye "
Interesting. 60. I can't wink (it ends up looking like some facial contortion - means I'm useless at wink murder, but win staring contests without blinking) |
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52 can’t whistle and find a local lady for weekend fun haha |
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By *am882Man 20 weeks ago
Northampton |
34 and can’t get a meet or a reply ?? |
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Mike, 53
Can't fucking sleep properly |
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By *ty31Man 20 weeks ago
NW London |
40
Get away with being irresponsible anymore |
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25 Retire xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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Forty something, and there’s nothing I can’t do |
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Hi I’m Jay, 43 and I cannot do anything mediocre
I invest in what ever it is I do completely |
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By *ityguyMan 20 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
Hi I'm 61 and can't seem to find any genuine people to meet on here as I've travelled twice now and both times no shows. |
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47. Can’t speak another language (to my shame… AND I have tried). |
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51 suck my cock |
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37 - I can’t miss an opportunity for a break away |
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By *heelerMan 20 weeks ago
Northants |
58 and cant find a local FB on here |
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52 and splits plus ride a bike |
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53 and tear sellotape off with my teeth |
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49.
Eat a fruit pastel without chewing it |
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"49.
Eat a fruit pastel without chewing it "
Gotta chew gotta chew |
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70 can’t accept that that’s old |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow
How many will try to see if they can? "
Did you try? |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow
Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho? "
More fun touching someone else's with my tongue |
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"54 -cant bite my toe nails
I can still do that
oooh whats your secret??
Just very bendy."
This doesn’t seem right ! - gagging at the thought |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow
Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho?
More fun touching someone else's with my tongue "
Nose or elbow? |
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I can not help licking my lips after a donut
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40 I can’t touch my nose with my tongue |
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"55 and can't touch my nose with my elbow
Can you touch your elbows with your tongue tho?
More fun touching someone else's with my tongue
Nose or elbow? "
Both of course |
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By *arkus1812Man 20 weeks ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
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Can no longer get an erection |
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33 and I seemingly can’t get laid
I’m joking, I hope haha |
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By *weet6Woman 20 weeks ago
East Riding |
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Roll my Rrrrrr's
Very disappointing
Sxx |
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69 and a half
Run a four minute mile |
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"I’m 21 and I can’t count "
You can count alright. It's self deception you've got a prob with |
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By *inkShyWoman 20 weeks ago
near Windsor |
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Roll my Rrrrrr's
Very disappointing
Sxx"
Snap. I sound like a deranged lunatic |
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By *avexxMan 20 weeks ago
cheshire |
78 cant get out of the chair |
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"I’m 21 and I can’t count
You can count alright. It's self deception you've got a prob with "
Oh I have no problem with it Granny. |
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50’s. Get up without making a noise  |
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I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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46 and cant get it up |
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54
Cannot put air in car tyres
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I’m 47 and I can’t smile for a photo without looking and feeling weird. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"I’m 47 and I can’t smile for a photo without looking and feeling weird."
You look cute when you do that little smirk thing in a video though. |
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42, i can’t deepthroat a vagina, can’t get the hips in.
The mr |
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I’m 46, and I can’t go out of my depth in a swimming pool. |
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By *JandCMCouple 20 weeks ago
cardiff |
58 n can't sit down or stand up without making a sound. |
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I'm 35 and I can't pee at a urinal if someone is next to me |
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54 and can't do handbrake turn's anymore. |
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